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Scott Disick on Kourtney Kardashian: I Don’t Need Her Money!

It’s been almost three months since Kourtney Kardashian dumped Scott Disick , and the 32-year-old Douche Lord seems to be adjusting to single life quite nicely. Of course, that’s not too surprising, as he lived like he was single even when he and Kourtney were together. What is surprising is that Scott claimed that he’s doing just fine without the aspect of life with Kourtney that we thought he would miss the most – her money. Asked about how he’s doing post split during a recent club appearance, Disick gave the douchiest response imaginable: “I’ve been making money since I was a kid, and I’ll keep making money so I am not worried about it,” Scott told Us Weekly. “I am feeling good.” He then took the stage, where he promised a crowd of partiers that he would “blow the roof off this motherf–ker.” Several hours later, Disick was reportedly spotted leaving club with a half-dozen groupies. No word on whether he was once again so drunk that he got in the wrong car . Only Scott could be asked a question about how he’s doing after being kicked to the curb by the mother of his three children and respond with, “Well, I’m still making money without having to do any real work, so it’s all good.” Interestingly, insiders recently revealed that Kourtney has vowed to leave Scott broke . Guess after all those years together, she knows how to hit him where it hurts. View Slideshow: 12 Times Scott Disick Was a Total Douche

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Behati Prinsloo Knows How To Dess

Here’s supermodel Behati Prinsloo working her long legs while filming the latest Maroon 5 music video. If you guys didn’t know, Behati is married to the douchiest rock vocalist of all-time Adam Levine. Yes, if you can tell I’m a little jealous because that crappy singer gets to climb those skinny legs with his tongue and I don’t. You know, I can sing badly too and write songs about girls breaking my heart, which I do every night while watching my favorite videos on Porn Hub. Life’s not fair. » view all 16 photos           Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Douche of the Decade, Round Two: Real Douches Only

Yesterday we offered you 15 exquisite choices in our quest to find who, pray tell, is the douchiest douchebag of the past decade.

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Douche of the Decade, Round Two: Real Douches Only