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Doutzen Kroes is the Pregnant Model of the Day

I was drinking Vodka til 7 am. I am a disaster. But not as much of a disaster as Doutzen Kroes pussy is going to be in a few months…. It’s always such a stupid decision when a model, especially a lingerie model jumps the soaking her uterus with semen….she should have thought it out…. I give thanks for the hangover….

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Doutzen Kroes Hot Photos

Doutzen Kroes got married over the weekend. What the hell? I didn#39;t even get an invite. What about that whole “still want to be friends” talk we had? From the New York Post: Doutzen Kroes and her boyfriend, producer/DJ Sunnery James, got hitched yesterday in a small, private ceremony in her Dutch hometown of Eastermar. The wedding took place in front of the pregnant model#39;s 30 closest friends and family members. The bride wore a dress by Spanish designer Pronovias, and the happy coupl

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Doutzen Kroes’ Topless and Thonged in Elle France of the Day

I assume some of you like jerking off to faces. You get to visualize cumming all over them. So this should be a nice change of pace from the regular porn pussy you get off to. You know the haggard, hard faces that look like they are peeling off. The acne scars and meth scabs they try to cover up with cheap make-up. So what better way to tap into that fetish than to use these close-ups of Victoria’s Secret Doutzen Kroes looking pretty fucking nice to look at… Not to mention you can see her topless ass in a g-string, which is more my thing, since when I look at bitches, I never even notice their faces..

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Miley Cyrus Gets A Trashy Underboob Tattoo

I would like to point out again that Miley Cyrus Is STILL 17 years old…

Doutzen Kroes in Flare of the Day

This is a fashion site. Get that into your heads. This is not some waste of space smutty blog written by some hack pervert who just wants girls to send in nude pictures and who does it by seducing them with his most vile stories…this is a fashion site…Tell Rolex, Crown Royal, Johnny Walker and all other brands that you are rich and you come here to see the latest in the fashion industry….cuz this is a fashion site. I figure the more I repeat it, the more people will believe it, and the next thing you know I’ll be island hopping instead of dive bar hopping. Here’s Doutzen Kroes in too much clothes in Flare’s September issue….

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Miranda Kerr Forgot Her Pants

Here’s supermodel Miranda Kerr showing off her killer long legs in the pages of Elle magazine. Do these pictures really sell any clothing or are they just vehicles to show off Miranda and her supermodel body? I have no idea who the designer is or if you can even buy this crap. Not that I care, as long as I get to post pictures this hottie in various little outfits I’m good. I hope this look catches on with the hotties in my neighborhood, chicks walking around without any pants on is probably good for my property value. Enjoy.

Doutzen Kroes by Terry Richardson for June’s US Vogue of the Day

I don’t know how I feel about Terrry Richardson because I know that he’s a bullshit rip off artist who did nothing innovative, he just did it right, because he had rich friends and tricked the fashion world into thinking he was this fucking visionary, when all he was doing was taking amateur style borderline softcore pornographic pictures, which is nothing innovative but it is fucking awesome….leaving me confused as to whether I should hate the guy for being an obvious rich kid trying to be some deep artist/hipster/idiot I can’t stand, or if I should appreciate the fact that he gets most bitches he shoots posing semi-erotic because he’s tricked them into thinking shooting with him is “huge’ for their career making them willing to do anything for him, and unfortunately for us, he’s gone soft and corporate, cuz pics of bitches laying gold eggs are too hardcore for fashion mags, so Doutzen Kroes didn’t feel obligated to show some fucking nipple or pussy lip, but nude at the beach, even if covered up is still a decent starting point of a fantasy….so I’ll post it anyway…

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Doutzen Kroes’ Supermodel Cleavage

I decided to put up these pictures of supermodel Doutzen Kroes because, well because I love supermodels and their amazing hotness. Pretty simple. Here’s one of them at the Cannes Film Festival dropping some amazing cleavage for the lucky paparazzi who got to travel to France for this crap. A much as I love supermodel cleavage, it’s not all that rare, supermodels make their living flashing their skin. I think I’d prefer like school teacher cleavage or female correctional officer cleavage. Maybe it’s just me.

Sophie Turner Hangs With Real Models of the Day

Here is some real groupie shit. I feel like I am looking at pictures from some random slut on Facebook who happened to attend an event filled with her idols, but in this case the fucking groupie is some aspiring yet too old to be a model, porn looking bitch who tried to sue me for calling her a porn looking bitch, model, who came to America to be the next Phoebe Price and Bai Ling, because she found success in reality TV in her native Australia thanks to a set of fake tits, a hot body and the look of a stripper who doesn’t strip in her eye….who managed to score an invite to some Victoria’s Secret shit the models didn’t show up to in their panties, lingerie, or even bikinis, which just upsets me on all levels, but they did get to have their picture taken with Sophie Turner, so I guess it all works out for them in the end, just as soon Sophie Turner makes a name for herself so these girls know who she is, instead of them thinking she’s just a stripper showing her appreciation for all Victoria’s Secret has done for her career……..so here is Candice Swanepoel, Doutzen Kroes, Miranda Kerr and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley being touched by the star of nothing, Sophie Turner. Enjoy. Here she is in a tight black dress…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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What Is Sexy? Miranda Kerr

Here is gorgeous supermodel hottie Miranda Kerr at some Victoria’s Secret event called What Is Sexy? . I think we all know the answer to that and it’s standing right in front of us in a tiny little dress that looks like it’s made out of garbage bags. I always said this chick could wear nothing but garbage bags and she’d still be the hottest piece of ass around. She’s proved me right. I’d like to dress up as a raccoon and tear into this package. That’s not weird. more pictures of Miranda Kerr and others here