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Supermodels — Team Bombshell?

Filed under: Miranda Kerr , Beauty Believe it or not, the ” Victoria’s Secret ” supermodels are on Team Bombshell. But fear not Sandra Bullock fans, because Miranda Kerr , Rosie Huntington-Whiteley , Candice Swanepoel and Doutzen Kroes were just promoting Victoria’s Secret new push-up bra… Read more

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Doutzen Kroes in Her Bikini for Bazaar of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is another one of those models who is owned by Victoria’s Secret because Victoria’s Secret found them in some obscure country, kidnapped them and forced them to sign their “agency” for life, or until they are done with them, and if they don’t, their family gets killed off or some shit…the only non Victoria’s Secret shit they can do is SI, or any other bikini/lingerie work, to keep people wanting to fuck them, so that there is a reason for the Victoria’s Secret catalog, or some shit…. So here she is in Bazaar, and the pictures don’t have as much Vagina lip as I’d like to see, but it’s better than nothing….

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Doutzen Kroes in Her Bikini for Bazaar of the Day

Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio And Candice Swanepoel Are Pure Perfection

I don’t think I need to write much about these pictures of Victoria’s Secret hotties Miranda Kerr , Alessandra Ambrosio and Candice Swanepoel doing their sexy Victoria’s Secret duty somewhere over the weekend…. You’ve already started looking at the pictures haven’t you? Anyone there? I get the feeling this happens a lot. Enjoy. more pictures of Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio And Candice Swanepoel here

Miranda Kerr Raises More Than Just Cash

Here’s Victoria’s Secret stunner Miranda Kerr at Christie’s Green Auction: A Bid To Save The Earth last night. This was pretty clever of the organizer, get a few hotties like Miranda and Doutzen Kroes to help raise some cash, everyone knows the best way to a man’s wallet is through his pants. Ugh, obviously it’s through his pants, that’s most likely to be where he keeps his wallet, but you know what I was getting at. These retarded posts are even getting me confused now. She has boner inducing hotness… There! more pictures of Miranda Kerr here

Doutzen Kroes Flashes Some Sexy Rib Cage?

I always find it a little strange to see Victoria’s Secret models out on the town wearing civilian clothing, they should constantly be making pouty faces while wearing lingerie or bikinis. Maybe it’s just me, but it’s like seeing a rabbi playing basketball, there’s something just a little off about it. Anyhow, here’s Doutzen Kroes at some event the other night wearing a rib cage revealing dress. Who the hell wants to see a woman’s rib cage when there are boobs hidden away? Someone explain this one to me.

Doutzen Kroes Gets Sexy for Numero Tokyo of the Day

Fashion pulls through again…it’s like they convince these hot chicks to get half naked with a little thing called money and a false sense of quality, class, shit I don’t understand because the only thing I ever tried to do in fashion was crotchless panties I made from panties I picked up at the Salvation Army… Here is Doutzen Kroes proving that models are nothing but whores who only fuck you if you’re a billionaire, but will get naked for you if you offer them enough money and pretend you work in the industry…Good times…

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Malin Akerman And Her Sexy Face

You don’t see Malin Akerman on the site very often, but if she keep making “O” faces like this at more events, I will be happy to keep posting her. I’d also be happy if she showed just a little more cleavage and maybe some booty, but Malin will eventually learn the game. She’s relatively new to the spotlight and needs some training. Call me.

Elizabeth Hasselbeck is Porn to Me of the Day

Sure, Elizaebeth looks a little bit like a clown or monster coming to steal your babies, but there’s something about her, that probably has something to do with me falling in love with her when she was a shoe designer for Adidas on Survivor, because seeing bitches weak, starving and willing to do anything for a cracker, I get excited enough to watch her on TV as often as my neighbor lets me sit on his couch, which is at least 2 times a week and bitch drives me crazy. She’s got a sick body for a mom of 3, her views on the world are nice, wholesome and white bread, despite the world knowing to get knocked up with 3 kids, it takes some dirty sex with your pro football husband. It’s like she’s the grown up version of the popular, clean, wholesome ,hot girl at school with a panty-on rule, and I fucking love it…. Pics via Fame

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Lady Gaga’s Cummed Up Face at Some Event of the Day

As an HIV Positive man, Lady Gaga takes AIDS charities pretty fucking seriously. So seriously that she decided to do an “Artist” rendition of what I guess is either AIDS Lesions, or taking it on your face instead of taking it in your asshole, as it may still give you AIDS but it is a hell of a lot more fun and maybe even less risky…or maybe she’s just trying to get every motherfucker turned off enough to never have sex again by walking around in fucking panties and the only question this really brings up to me is: Why don’t these parties and events have dress-codes for the celebrities who attend, cuz I know if I showed up half naked covered in cum, they’d probably escort me out, even if I had fucking tickets….I guess life is unfair…. Some Other Bitches at the Amfar event dressed slutty, cuz I guess AIDS makes bitches wet, ready and willing to give all the HIV positive men something to jerk off to cuz they aren’t gonna give it up, or maybe they are AIDS fetishist, you know the kind of weirdo who fantasizes about sleeping with an HIV positive man, and really who cares…. Doutzen Kroes Titty The Bitch from Alien and Avatar with the stupid name in a See Thru Eliza Dushku Inter-Racial Couple Representing by Reenacting the Africa HIV Pandemic… Some other bitch showing off bra…. Pics via Fame

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Doutzen Kroes And A Little Doutzen Underboob

The inside underboob is a very difficult look to pull off, but it looks like Victoria’s Secret model Doutzen Kroes is doing just fine here on the red carpet at some event I’m too lazy to look up. I like it. I think this look has lots of potential, with the right people behind it, I think it can really take off. I may be a little impartial because underboob has always been one of my favorite parts of the boob. Enjoy.