Doutzen Kroes looks fucking haggard… It’s like Victoria’s Secret dropped her and she fell the fuck apart. Her husband and father of her kids out there touring and fucking hot, young versions of her – like the DJ whore she was, DJ whores will exist and some are just more relevant than her… YOu know now that she had time off, trying to tour with her man, only for him to pull the plug and be “Bitch, you old, you don’t have a job, you used to be a VS model, that was your selling point, now you are just an expense that takes care of my babies I didn’t want in the first place”….you know how those things go… Lara Stone…also old…is the fucking worst, but I just hate her because her lawyers came after me once…like fuck you cunt you should pay me for the press you washed up pile of shit. The post Doutzen Kroes and Lara Stone Outtakes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I missed the Demi Moore Nipple slip – because I really didn’t care to post some old haggard plastic surgery ridden 60 year old’s nipple that she probably doesn’t even feel, sneaking out of her dress because these things happen and it’s just a tit, not her natural tit, but it’s still a tit within her….and a nipple stapled onto her… BUT THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL I WILL MISS THE EVER IMPORTANT ELSA PATAKY PANTY FLASH… I just don’t know who Elsa Pataky is… The post Elsa Pataky Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Doutzen Kroes looked like a melting pile of shit left out in the sun too long after a rainstorm – the other day while on a photoshoot… SEE THE PICS HERE It’s like she either ate too much salt or didn’t get her cool sculpting, because that ass was that of a girl who was once fit, turned into a mom, who has a party drug addiction – where all the good fat that filled her up was used up in her addiction to keep her alive…leaving a dangling ass check needing to be filled.. Well, she probably didn’t like the way those pap pics looked and went back out – posing with her leg in the air at 90 degree – the SIT illusion to give shape and spread out those cellulite dimples…and I’d say it was magical…but it’s not…it just happened and I feel the need to post it because this is what I do for some very fucking weird reason id don’t understand. The post Doutzen Kroes Re-Works her Sloppy Mom Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Because the only thing better than one smoking hot supermodel posing naked is two of them, here’s Doutzen Kroes and Lara Stone making a Dutch hottie sandwich for the cover of the very first issue of Vogue Netherlands . Now that’s what I call making a good first impression. Yow! Enjoy.
What the world needs more of – is a girl named Bella…because there aren’t enough 20 year olds named Bella….out there making it because of their tits… I’ve never heard of this model BELLA BROWN…maybe she’s not even a model…it’s all so confusing these days with the social media thing going on….but I know she’s in a bikini…in a magazine…so that’s something….something powerful, something important…something that lets us objectify her based on her body….the way it was meant to be… The post Bella Brown in Bathing Suits for Marie Claire Australia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I always assumed no one gave a fuck about Doutzen Kroes – because Victoria’s Secret, a mall brand, threw her out….and no one was upset about it…except maybe her and her husband because it would mean that she’s around more… She’s a fucking mom with a bunch of kids, sure she still looks good, but when a mall brand gets rid of you, you’d think a fashion brand wouldn’t touch you…then you remember that all this bullshitt is connected…and that all this bullshit is bullshit…and that Kim Kardashian is a big advocate for this brand Balmain…meaning despite being overpriced it’s ghetto as fuck….and has no standards… But it does feature tits..and I like model tits in ads…it works for me. The post Doutzen Kroes, Isabeli Fontant and Natashy Poly Tits for Balmain of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
So much of nothing happened on New Years Eve, because I generally don’t leave my house and I am usually drunk on anything I can get on that is alcoholic….no one sent me New Years Eve pussy pics, no one even wished me a Happy New Year…and I was likely passed out before the New Year Happened….I also didn’t bother looking at social media, because I realize that’s one of the things that ruins every day of the year, figuring the most annoying statuses of idiots reflecting, like shit is their personal memoir or diary…when really all I wanted was the pussy pics.. The fact is that the concept of a new year is a social construct of the new world order, the White Patriarchy, used to oppress us – there’s no reason why a year can’t be 7 years….but this way they can tax us more…right? New Year, New Me, New Year, Who Dis, New Year Same Me, New Year, I’ll talk all this bullshit for a few days or a week – is just egotistical assholes who think they are important trying to impress each other… Just shut the fuck up, and show everyone your pussy, we’re all just primates who want to fuck all day, let’s stick to that – rather than confuse things.. I did have something substantial to blog about, but I don’t remember shit, but I do remember to post updates to this site, which is all so fucking weird to me… Here are some 2017 morning links…exciting… Mariah Carey Fucked Up New Years Eve CLICK HERE Daschund Eats a Banana Like a Human CLICK HERE Azalia Banks – Slaughterd a Chicken in her Apartment CLICK HERE Doutzen Kroes on all Four in a Bikini CLICK HERE Celebrities Celebrating New Years Eve… CLICK HERE iPhone VS Molten ALuminum CLICK HERE Drunk Don Lemon on CNN…. CLICK HERE ALessandra Ambrosio’s Ass for 2017 CLICK HERE Serena Williams Has a Fat Ass CLICK HERE You Can Rent George Michael’s Home…and Jerk Off Where He Got AIDS. CLICK HERE Hot Dance of the Day CLICK HERE Sandstorm Live – Light Show CLICK HERE Crashing a Gold Lambo in Poland CLICK HERE The post Morning Hangover Dump of the Da appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I’ve missed the last couple of these LOVE Advent videos, mostly because up until now, they’ve all just starred lame wannabe models . But I just opened these two, and surprise, they finally got real models in lingerie for once: Sara Sampaio and Doutzen Kroes . And better yet, the videos are actually kind of hot. It’s a Christmas miracle!
Weak…I know Kim Kardashian is a fucking monster, but having her walk in slow motion in front of a green screen showing Northern Lights…is just weak. I could recreate this in my fucking basement apartment, I just don’t know any shit colored trannies with sloppy tits that I could use…but I should parody this, to remind you all that Kim Kardashian is fucking dog shit and so is LOVE Magazines’ advent calendar….just step it up you fashion cunts… Doutzen Kroes cuz no one else wants her…shot by Hype Williams….a legendary hip hop music video director from the 90s…who even did Hollywood movies…and this is the uninspired shit he’s doing now…as much as I hate instagram content producers, at least they produce better shit than this… Heidi Klum 300 Years Old….shot by Rankin – Naked in Tub….with star nipples, because I guess her actual nipples are starting to show their age and can’t be showcased…or maybe it’s just not YOUTUBE friendly…who knows…but I’d rather see the nips… The post Love Calendar Keeps On Delivering the Dog Shit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Doutzen Kroes got fired from Victoria’s Secret, but she didn’t let that stop her from living out her dreams – or living out what she considers her marketable skills of being a lingerie model – even though she’s not good enough for the big guys, she was still part of the big guys and like any fired employee can spin it to make it look like it was her choice to walk from the million dollar a year contract – to focus on her own projects – since no one likes to be stifled by the mean boss breathing down their neck, and some people like to go off and freelance, building an empire of her own…. I’m surprised any company would want to use someone fired from Victoria’s Secret, when they could use countless young girls who have huge instagram following to at least pretend they are sourcing fresh blood….but like they say – one man’s trash is another man’s cum dumpster…so I guess this is “cum dumpster”…in the lingerie world… The post Doutzen Kroes for Hunkemoller Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
