I don’t know what it is about spending a beautiful day at the lake that really relaxes the soul. Here’s the thing, I don’t even have to be there to feel a sense of calm wash over me. It might be the water, the cloudless sky, or Jewel Staite in a bikini, but even just a simple Instagram pic has me feeling all down to earth…. read more
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Need A Relaxing Day At The Lake? Here's Jewel Staite In A Bikini
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It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Top Ten Sexiest Pool Scenes Fleshbot Laura Cremaschi loses her bikini top in the surf Taxi Driver Movie Doutzen Kroes bikini camel toe The Nip Slip Elisabetta Gregoraci topless sunbathing Drunken Stepfather Miranda Kerr black and white and naked Egotastic All Stars (header image) August Ames’ birthday wish granted by Abigail Mac Boobie Blog Irina Shayk in a yellow bikini on vacation Last Men on Earth Laurene Landon and more at San Fernando Valley Comic Con Double Viking Bella Thorne running around at the beach Steakwood … read more
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Skin Links 8.30.16
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Doutzen Kroes flashed her vagina in the worst way – but not actually flashing her vagina while attending world leader and bullshit model fucker Leonardo DiCaprio…who along with fucking models and men according to my sources – he also is an activist, with his own charity that is coincidentally a tax write off but also proof of his caring…. So dude who flies private jets and cries about the environment – who owns houses around the world that all use power – who owns cars that all burn gas – and who makes stupid fucking money – shows that he’s not bullshit – by putting on celebrity events – that cost millions of dollars to raise a fraction of that for charity… But it makes him feel good….like Doutzen Kroes feels when getting invited, like she still matters…. TO SEE THE REST OF DOUTZEN THE PICS CLICK HERE Mariah Carey and her big old lady tits were also there, and she also flashed what could be a vagina if it was a vagina – but it’s not her vagina… TO SEE THE REST OF MARIAH CAREY CLICK HERE The post Doutzen Kroes VS Mariah Carey Cunt Flash for Charity of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Thank god Amy Schumer is funny, or people find her funny, or people think she’s a great writer, or her bitter ugly chick allowed her to create a sense of humor from all the bad sex and social observation she faced – because that’s how life works out for unattractive people – I know – because I am one.. Only unlike Amy Schumer, I’d never leave the house and arrogantly think my voice should be heard, I’m more into accepting failure before even trying so that I can nap….but this one is so cocky, and may even have a cock, not because women can’t be funny and must be packing penis, but because I don’t think this is a woman…sure she’s in a bikini – and sure she shouldn’t be judged for wearing a bikini seeing as she’s not pretending to be a hot model – but owning this, having confidence to wear this – makes me think some kind of mental disorder or delusion is going on in this funny girl’s mind. I am not a fan of her as a comic, I am definitely not a fan of her body shaming herself by walking around half naked like it’s some kind of joke – a terrible joke – but I’ll say – I expected her to be much fatter and the real tragedy is that face…making her career all the more fascinating, unless ugly chubby girls are given handouts out of sympathy – it is the politically correct era – where we can’t lock them in the basement or abandon them in the woods until they die. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Amy Schumer Bodyshames Herself in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Do you believe in life after Victoria’s Secret modeling? Doutzen Kroes has taking her commerical marketable socially accepted hotness and shown us all that even when Victoria’s Secret says “fuck off you’re not worth the money we’ve paid you all these fucking years”….she can still post topless or in panties or both for magazines, It’s like if you train a woman to pose half naked – like the best – you know like an olympian of half naked modeling – she will always find her way – even when those people turn on her – seeing as getting half naked is always something people are looking for. And if that doesn’t workout, you can always get knocked up twice by some famous and successful DJ from your hometown… Either way, nice to see Doutzen surviving – and not obese…eating her feelings – based on her failures…you know waking up and going to the studio and stripping like she’s meant to. The post Doutzen Kroes in ELLE of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Doutzen Kroes in ELLE of the Day
I guess when you’ve made it from your little Dutch village to the pages of the Victoria’s Secret catalog, before being fired, you’ve had a taste of the good life and even though the brand threw you away, doesn’t mean you’ll throw it away…. Even if you’re rich, famous, have a rich and famous husband, a couple kids to tend to…you still keep up the modeling, becuase it’s the only thing you know, that matters, and why give it all up – even though your main client doesn’t want you…someone else out there will eat out of the dumpster pussy that is Doutzen Kroes… She’s making moves, still looks good, not letting her failures define her – as she counts all her money being someone you all want to fuck…because when she loses, she’s still winning compared to all of you losers.. The post Doutzen Kroes Not Done Modeling of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Doutzen Kroes left Victoria’s Secret to work for H&M in the battle of the mall brand, fast fashion, made by sweatshops in China, but turned into billions of dollars in revenue, because they are better are slave labor than silly made in American types…who still buy, finance and fuel this insane production system that makes other countries world leaders…all because you can save 20% on the margins because you get to avoid Unions….and lazy Americans with their work condition… I guess it’s December 1st, so a bitch, who has more than one baby and a black DJ boyfriend who you know fuck groupies, in red lingerie holding Christmas props in the laziest shoot for a million dollar campaign that will help sell a billion dollars in merch over the next two weeks…is perfect representation of that… The post Doutzen Kroes in Lingerie for the Enemy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Doutzen Kroes left Victoria’s Secret to work for H&M in the battle of the mall brand, fast fashion, made by sweatshops in China, but turned into billions of dollars in revenue, because they are better are slave labor than silly made in American types…who still buy, finance and fuel this insane production system that makes other countries world leaders…all because you can save 20% on the margins because you get to avoid Unions….and lazy Americans with their work condition… I guess it’s December 1st, so a bitch, who has more than one baby and a black DJ boyfriend who you know fuck groupies, in red lingerie holding Christmas props in the laziest shoot for a million dollar campaign that will help sell a billion dollars in merch over the next two weeks…is perfect representation of that… The post Doutzen Kroes in Lingerie for the Enemy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Big Momma Kate Upton is looking older, more sophisticated…like a mom of 5 who lives in a mansion up the hill…and who is walking around the grocery store with her two maids…pretending to be a mom…you know dignified… I guess it would make sense for Kate Upton to look 40 and like a mom by the age of 25…because at 16, her tits were bigger than your fucking head. Freaks of nature that hormonally, made you think, she’s probably going to be fat as fuck, this is unnatural, but that her parents figured they could use to set up her life and future….and they did… Despite, being huge, fat, disgustng, sloppy, broad as fuck…..she still never became a “plus sized model”…and despite falling off the radar, not really be anything special…she still managed to make 3.5 million dollars last year…in what I would have assumed was her worst year ever, as no one cared about her tits anymore…because new big natural tits took her place.. Kate Upton…pulled off a great scam…isn’t that hot, never was that hot, just busty…then fat…now this…a mom..and or a barn animal in a dress..for Harper’s Bazaar… If you care about the Top Model Earning List…. Here it is: 1. Gisele Bundchen: $44 million 2. Cara Delevingne: $9 million 3. Adriana Lima: $9 million 4. Doutzen Kroes: $7.5 million 5. Natalia Vodianova: $7 million 6. Miranda Kerr: $5.5 million 7. Joan Smalls: $5.5 million 8. Lara Stone: $5 million 9. Alessandra Ambrosio: $5 million 10. Candice Swanepoel: $5 million 11. Karlie Kloss: $5 million 12.Carolyn Murphy: $4.5 million 13. Kate Moss: $4.5 million 14. Liu Wen: $4.5 million 15. Daria Werbowy: $4.5 million 16. Kendall Jenner: $4 million 17. Hilary Rhoda: $3.5 million 18. Kate Upton: $3.5 million 19. Jourdan Dunn: $3.5 million Insane when you know as well as I know that people don’t care about these models, that people will still look at the campaign with no name models, that so many girls will model for free….who are hotter an more interesting and that paying models…especailly this kind of money is just a scam ad agencies do to keep the high budgets coming in from the brands…because if brands didn’t spend their 20% of earning on marketing, the economy would explode and they would just pay it to taxes, so you might as well go for the gold..or in Kate Upton’s case…the monster model who costs a lot… The post Kate Upton for Harper’s Bazaar Australia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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So GQ had a men of the year award show what I assume was a couple of days ago, so I guess it was only logical to invite model to their arbitrary, bullshit, award show that I assume is strictly based on awarding people who either help their brand or marketing, or people who lure the models to attend their Gala, so that they can maximize the cost of the event…makes sense… Because we all know I am the man of the year, in terms of failed relationships, failed in business, failed in life, but really good at self destructing with affordable alcohol and unprotected sex with girls who aren’t my wife…and who probably have aids, even though I don’t…. Exciting…but not really… She’s waring a see through dress…but not really.. It’s all lies..LIES…everyone does this shit for attention…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Jourdan Dunn was also at the GQ Men of the Year event…she showed side tit… TO SEE THE REST OF JOURDAN DUNN CLICK HERE A video posted by Jourdan Dunn (@officialjdunn) on Sep 4, 2015 at 2:21pm PDT The post Doutzen Kroes See Through Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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