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Lady Gaga Mangled Tits of the Day

The fact that Lady Gaga exists whilst looking like this, and keep in mind, this is her looking her best…after years of conditioning herself to be as hot as she possibly can, with her jacked up face that looks like it was either an accident at birth, some Forceps…..or maybe she was run over by a bulldozer when her parents were trying to kill her off, but she survived….or maybe it was just an abortion that crawled out of the dumpster and her parents had to raise her due to her sheer resilience…resilience that obviously applied to her putting herself out there to become famous in Music, rather than just being behind the scenes, but more importantly….throw her into acting and putting her face out there in a way that we can’t distract ourselves with her shitty fucking brain washing songs…. She terrifies me and her tits do too… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lady Gaga Mangled Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Doutzen Kroes Not Done Modeling of the Day

I guess when you’ve made it from your little Dutch village to the pages of the Victoria’s Secret catalog, before being fired, you’ve had a taste of the good life and even though the brand threw you away, doesn’t mean you’ll throw it away…. Even if you’re rich, famous, have a rich and famous husband, a couple kids to tend to…you still keep up the modeling, becuase it’s the only thing you know, that matters, and why give it all up – even though your main client doesn’t want you…someone else out there will eat out of the dumpster pussy that is Doutzen Kroes… She’s making moves, still looks good, not letting her failures define her – as she counts all her money being someone you all want to fuck…because when she loses, she’s still winning compared to all of you losers.. The post Doutzen Kroes Not Done Modeling of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mathew Knows (Beyonce’s Pops) “School Of Destiny” Infomercial Part 2: Do YOU Want To Birth Bey’s Sibling? [Video]

In this part 2 installment of Mathew Knows School Of Destiny Infomercial , Mathew wants to know straight up… Are YOU his next… Destiny’s Child? Call the hood and tell them the partition is only open for a limited time!

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The Shade: College Football Player Makes Rival’s GF His #WCW And The Drama Is On

College Football Player Makes Rival’s Girlfriend His #WCW The Michigan vs. Ohio State football rivalry is one of the biggest college rivalries of all time. Things got amped up when Ohio State running back Bri’onte Dunn made a Michigan player – Michigan junior safety Jarrod Wilson – girlfriend, Des’aray Nicole, his #WCW. Those are fighting words, buddy. Flip through and see the #WCW pic and more of the lovely young undergrad.

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Creepy Shoot for Vogue Italia of the Day

Here’s a creepy shoot by Vogue Italia that I like to think is for Halloween, and that I figure I would challenge you all to masturbate, but figure you’ve already masturbated to so much weirder shit than a model dressed like a vintage mannequin, because you’re room is already filled with them because you found them in the dumpster and found them beautiful…and more affordable than the sex doll you were saving up for…I mean..in order to get you off – we will need to push things further than this – but I still think it’s cool…

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Riots Break Out in Oakland and Other Cities

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Citizens express their dissatisfaction of the acquittal of George Zimmerman, by smashing windows, attacking police cars, overturning dumpsters and setting fires in downtown Oakland, and…

Riots Break Out in Oakland and Other Cities

Michelle Pfeiffer in the Trash of the Day

I’m not gonna lie – I love throwing bitches in the trash they belong in when I am done with them…It’s not my fault that girls I get with automatically become garbage with my taint and scenrt…well maybe it is but I’m not the one that made them desperate enough for 50 bucks, I’m just the one offering the shit… It’d be nice if real life imitated this masterpiece Michelle Pfeiffer is in with Zac Effron, you know when her sex appeal dwindles to the shit it has become, you can just remove her in the dumpster…not to sound psychotic or anything…I don’t want anyone dead or hurt…just in their rightful place…if that makes sense.. Here are the pics…of Catwoman gone Grandma and thrown out to be replaced by fresh vagine but it is still pornography to me….but then again I have a thing for bag ladies…they’re not judgemental behind the insanity…here are the pics….

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Sophie Monk’s Legs Come Out Again

It’s been a while since we’ve seen any pictures of jobless hottie Sophie Monk , I think the last time she was on the site she had some strange injuries on her knees hips, so I’m happy to see that she seems to have healed nicely. I’ll have to conduct a more thorough examination just to be sure. Anyhow, here she is back to her old trick, doing what she does best…. Absolutely nothing. Luckily she always looks hotter than a camel’s hump while she does it so who gives a crap. Enjoy. more pictures of Sophie Monk here

Sophie Monk: How Much?

Here’s Sophie Monk showing off her latest almost see-through hooker inspired outfit, new hairdo and possible new plump lips.

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Sophie Monk’s Nipple Slip Pictures Are Amazing!

It’s about frickin’ time!! I was sure this would happen sooner, but here is Sophie Monk having a little swimsuit malfunction at the beach. Obviously, these are pretty staged looking, so I wouldn’t call it an accident… But thank you Sophie.

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