It’s time to check back in on one of my favorite up-and-coming young hotties: Dove Cameron . So here’s the latest round of sexy selfies from the wannabe actress/model, and I’m happy to report that yup, she’s still smoking hot! Phew. Now we just need to help get her a regular gig, so she can afford to spend more time in the gym and at the pool all day. And no, “personal bikini assistant” won’t work. Trust me. I already tried.
Dove Cameron is a cutie, so to see her trying to be a fashion model is extra cute. It’s always fun to pretend. Sometimes, I pretend to be a doctor and give the ladies free breasts exams. Usually, they threaten to call the cops, but most of the time I head to the strip club and make it rain, so it’s all good. Not every girl likes titty exams.
I’ve been patiently waiting for Dove Cameron to finally ditch her wholesome Disney Channel image for something a little more fitting for a young, up-and-coming hottie. And no, this photoshoot for RAW isn’t going to cause a five-alarm pants fire or anything, she’s still wearing way too much clothing for my tastes. But this GIF is definitely a step in the right direction. More please. (And just to be clear, I mean more cleavage shots and less clothing.)
I keep waiting for Dove Cameron here to ditch her whole Disney star image and start living up to her true hottie potential. And it looks like I’m going to have to keep waiting, because even though all the ingredients for a good photoshoot are here (AKA a busty hottie and a bed), the only way this photoshoot for the July issue of The Coveteur could get any more wholesome is if Dove was drinking a big glass of warm milk. Oh well. Better luck next time. » view all 14 photos
I keep waiting for Dove Cameron here to ditch her whole Disney star image and start living up to her true hottie potential. And it looks like I’m going to have to keep waiting, because even though all the ingredients for a good photoshoot are here (AKA a busty hottie and a bed), the only way this photoshoot for the July issue of The Coveteur could get any more wholesome is if Dove was drinking a big glass of warm milk. Oh well. Better luck next time. » view all 14 photos
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Since kids don’t watch TV anymore, they are more into the whole instagram and youtube thing, I wonder who actually watches this Teen Choice awards, I am assuming the event is presented as a wholesome, let’s celebrate vapid talentless dancing monkeys exploited by their parents…and make them feel like being robbed of their childhood to become weirdo fame whores is actually something that should be rewarded – with an event that doesn’t matter – to make all these old creeps more money…while dad’s who jerk off to Disney Starlets in slutty dresses watch and pretend they are doing research, to connect with their kids…and in some cases their kid’s friends…with a ROOFIE peanut butter sandwich…. when they get caught… The highlight reel includes…. DOVE CAMERON – Some busty Disney Kid showing off her tits… Creepy Mariah Carey and her monster tits….old and weird…but a MEME thanks to lip syncing on TV…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Peyton Roi List Disney Girl of the Day….in some outfity… Gwen Stefani because she’s a homewrecker and kids are into that – unless they are her kids – in which thy can use it as an excuse to misbehave… Heidi Klum was there because she’s got 100 kids and thus is an expert on the subject…just asked her exploited vagina… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Demi Lovato was there because cash in wherever you can… Ava Sambora was there because her rockstar dad and groupie mom want to whore her out… Zendaya – Whoever the Fuck That Is…was skinny…but there…. FASCINATING stuff..hardly hot enough for creepy dads to jerk off to… The post The Kids Choice Awards Happened You Fucking Perverts of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I’m pretty sure the last time I did a post on Dove Cameron , I said that the Disney channel star should really start doing more adult photoshoots if she wanted people to take her seriously as an up-and-coming young hottie. And this shoot she did for Galore Mag definitely qualifies. According to my sources, she’s doing some kind of Marilyn Monroe-inspired theme here, but whatever it is, it’s definitely working for her. And for me and the Little Tuna too. » view all 20 photos
Ariel Winter is a pig who gets way too much press…but she’s on TV and thus important…and that’s all that matters in this flimsy world we live in. The social media, being as famous as you can because fame is all that matters, and people will love you as long as other people love you, and people will think you’re hot as long as other people think you’re hot, because of your tits…may not be hot, but they’ve been rebuilt alright – but the rest of you is still pretty monstrous… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE This is for some Young Hollywood event….and some other bitch named DOVE CAMERON who I guess is Young Hollywood was there… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Victoria Justice was There…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Back to Ariel Winter….here she is hiding her face…because she’s a monster… The post Ariel Winter in a See Through Trashy Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .