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Jessica Alba’s Fitness of the Day

I am amazed every time I see a mom and I don’t want to throw the fuck up. You know, normally I look at moms and think, some shit has gone through their pussies, not to mention, that has destroyed their pussies, and really all of their bodies, not to mention that shit is some serious fucking baggage, and unless she’s got a drug addiction and the state has taken the kid from her, it’s always going to be an annoying topic of conversation if you were to ever get involved with her… But with Jessica Alba, I want to sniff those panties, eat that afterbirth, fucking rub that mom pussy on my face until it squirts out another fucking baby…or whatever…anything…she’s tight as fuck…even if her pussy is not… The post Jessica Alba’s Fitness of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Lindsay Lohan Does Halloween Because She’s a Nightmare of the Day

It’s safe to say that Lindsay Lohan doesn’t need Halloween to be a fucking nightmare, I mean she’s consistently been a nightmare, she will consistently be a nightmare, and her life and career are just as fucking bad…I mean if you think being a famous actress who doesn’t act, but who has a lot of family drama, family issues, drug addiction, rehab issues, is bad…I think it’s good enough if you can ride that shit out and never have to work again….who needs to be famous forever….when you can live off the residuals of being famous for 5 minutes after your parents prostituted you….right… Either way, her costume wasn’t a giant gaping asshole trying to get work…so it’s not as good as it could have been…but I guess that’s the story of her life – in every aspect of her life – not as good as she could have been…always missing the mark…and part of me loves her, or at least her tits for that… TO SEE MORE CELEBS DRESSED UP FOR HALLOWEEN CLICK HERE

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Lindsay Lohan Does Halloween Because She’s a Nightmare of the Day

It’s safe to say that Lindsay Lohan doesn’t need Halloween to be a fucking nightmare, I mean she’s consistently been a nightmare, she will consistently be a nightmare, and her life and career are just as fucking bad…I mean if you think being a famous actress who doesn’t act, but who has a lot of family drama, family issues, drug addiction, rehab issues, is bad…I think it’s good enough if you can ride that shit out and never have to work again….who needs to be famous forever….when you can live off the residuals of being famous for 5 minutes after your parents prostituted you….right… Either way, her costume wasn’t a giant gaping asshole trying to get work…so it’s not as good as it could have been…but I guess that’s the story of her life – in every aspect of her life – not as good as she could have been…always missing the mark…and part of me loves her, or at least her tits for that… TO SEE MORE CELEBS DRESSED UP FOR HALLOWEEN CLICK HERE

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Eliza Doolittle Ass Crack of the Day

Eliza Doolittle has a ridiculous stage name…but that’s not the tragedy in these pictures of her ass crack looking pretty fucking cute on the beach…the tragedy is that these pictures happened in Miami, and I’ve migrated to Florida accidentally, due to a love of leathery white trash women on meth with fake tits living in trailer park communities with a pool I get to sit by all day…meaning I was physically 45 minutes away from this British spoiled brat who made a career out of her parents connections, something I tease but don’t really hate on, because so many rich and connected kids before her just crashed their BMW into a Deli in Santa Barbara after killing off a bunch of people or developed a drug addiction…making shit happen, even when shitty, is still better than doing nothing…and as far as I’m concerned…her ass crack is her best work to date…I mean that booty is serious from this angle… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Miranda Kerr for UK Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

I don’t know why I like watching Miranda Kerr collapse. Is it because people I know who know her hate her. Is it because I think any bitch who fucks Bieber is a child molesting weirdo even though he’s over 18. Is it because I secretly hate Australians, since an Australian broke my heart, is it because it’s always nice to see someone who thinks she’s hot struggle when the company who made her fires her, is it because she shows nipples… Her struggle has hardly been a struggle and involves booking better gigs than ever…and her showing more nipple than ever is probably over, the struggle is no longer real, now that all these companies signed on with her…and paid her big… She’s gonna get through this…it’s gonna be ok…child support alone…from Orlando is good…working is just for fun…

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Miley’s New Naked Video of the Day

Miley Cyurs made a new video with her naked – taped up tits – having a good time covered in what I assume is feces – and the internet didn’t collapse…or care…because Miley, even when having drug overdoses and drug addiction since allergic reactions don’t lead to week long detox in the hospital… She’s overexposed, she doesn’t matter, maybe it would have been a better stunt to die instead of live and just cancel her tour – cuz she’s peaked….but I still like her scrawny, entitled, bratty, inbred hick with a horrible voice and ass…because I’m like K-Fed.

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Phone Sex Girl of the Day

I just had phone sex with this girl… I really don’t feel as dirty, or as wrong, or as ripped off as when I normally fuck with asian babes like Loveable Steph , because I wasn’t at the rub and tug…I was in the comfort of the closet so my wife couldn’t hear me… Like all asians, she did what she was told…I don’t know if that was racist, but it’s based on an informal study I took, hiring asians…. This is what she had to say for herself: My hidden talent is looking sweet and then giving you the biggest deep throat session you’ve ever had. I want your cock, right the fuck now, and I’ll tell you over and over and over and over how good it tastes. You should try her out here HERE because why the fuck not.

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Mckayla Maroney’a 12 Year Old Cleavage of the Day

She’s 18, so I guess posting her instagram cleavage isn’t that bad, even if she still looks 12…. I guess that 18th birthday is why no one talks about her anymore. You know the jailbait who went from Olympic medalist to actor…who will probably end up with a sex tape, at least baed on the selfies she’s taking…because selfish are the gateway to sex tapes. It’s funny how pervert American men think, because they can’t fuck 16 year olds legally, like the rest of the world…they go crazy for even the dumpiest tween gone famous…and then forget about them just as they blow out the candles…you fucking creepers…whereas I’m allowed to fuck 16 year olds, and have no interest in fucking 16 year olds, cuz when I see them at Starbucks being annoying 16 year olds, I fucking hate them…I’m much more into 25 and over…totally broken…and with at least one drug addiction under their sad belt….

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Tina is the Babe of the Night

Her name is TINA and she’s a lovely American girl with some pretty intense eyes…who doesn’t look like she’s got daddy issues or a drug addiction but rather that she’s hot enough to be a serious fucking model…but instead chose the naked and amazing route…because she’s into being naked and amazing…like an exhibitionist who wants you masturbating to her…because she had options…but chose this life instead…and you owe it to her for all her hard work…seriously…she’s amazing… TO SEE TINA MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE TO SEE MORE AMAZING BABES CLIKC HERE

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Tina is the Babe of the Night

Her name is TINA and she’s a lovely American girl with some pretty intense eyes…who doesn’t look like she’s got daddy issues or a drug addiction but rather that she’s hot enough to be a serious fucking model…but instead chose the naked and amazing route…because she’s into being naked and amazing…like an exhibitionist who wants you masturbating to her…because she had options…but chose this life instead…and you owe it to her for all her hard work…seriously…she’s amazing… TO SEE TINA MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE TO SEE MORE AMAZING BABES CLIKC HERE

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