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Lindsay Lohan turns 29 tomorrow. Take a moment to try and wrap your head around that. Post-Mean Girls, her career has primarily consisted of being mean to her own liver, but she’s about to be a full two years past the customary checkout age for famous junkies, so…props? Anyway, we’re guessing a Lindsay Lohan birthday party is a bacchanalian affair in which the drugs and booze flow freely for a full 364 days, so it’s no surprise that LiLo wanted to kick things off by stripping down for the orgy a little early: Linds posted the above photo along with a caption reading, “My birthday is tomorrow!!!! Where shall I go soak up the sun and be with my sister???!!!!” Your birthday is tomorrow and you don’t have plans yet?! Get it together, girl. Also, what does your birthday have to do with your ass? On second thought, don’s answer that question. Obviously, nude Lindsay Lohan photos are nothing new, but this one is a little different, as 1. Linds actually looks pretty good, and 2. She’s spared us the sight of her bloated coke-face which is always a good thing. Of course, it’s possible she learned her lesson from the many Lindsay Lohan photoshop fails of recent months and just decided to crop Miranda Kerr’s head out of a photo and pretend it’s her. Either way, we appreciate the maturity and self-awareness that she’s showing as she enters the last year of her twenties. Now let the partying begin! Who brought the bean dip with cocaine in it?
Cooking it in an oven. Woman Kills Puppy In Oven A 24-year-old Illinois woman was recently arrested for killing her boyfriend’s Pitbull puppy by putting it in a hot oven. The News-Gazzette reports: A judge set a high bond for a woman accused of killing her ex-boyfriend’s puppy by placing it in a hot oven. Kinny Redmon, 24, who listed an address in the 200 block of South Country Fair Drive, Champaign, was charged with animal torture and aggravated cruelty to animals — both felony offenses — for allegedly putting a 3-month-old pit bull in a 300-degree oven and shutting the door. An Urbana police report said the 31-year-old owner of the dog and Redmon used to date and have a child in common but broke up about six months ago. However, the man allows Redmon to stay at his house in the 800 block of East Water Street in Urbana. On Wednesday, the two got into an argument and the man left the house early for work, leaving his puppy in a crate. Redmon was not there at the time. While he was at work early Thursday morning, he noticed that he had missed three different calls on his cellphone. Urbana police investigator Dave Smysor said the woman called him back again and said, “Go get yo’ puppy out the oven, (expletive),” then hung up. Smysor said the man returned home and found his oven on, set at 300 degrees, and a chair pushed up against the oven door. He found the puppy dead inside. Police reported an overwhelming stench coming from the house. Wow, that poor puppy.
Is Brandi Glanville getting fired by The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills?! This recurring rumor is circulating rapidly following a string of recent events … Brandi getting the boot by Bravo is a story that’s surfaced before, but amounted to nothing, but sources tell Us Weekly that this time it’s a real possibility. That is, if the reality star doesn’t make an exit first. According to a RHOBH insider, Eddie Cibrian’s ex “has stirred s–t to get attention,” which everyone who knows her knows, but lately, “it’s backfiring.” In fact, even executive producer Andy Cohen is fed up with her antics. “He thinks her actions aren’t a good look for the show,” another source alleges. The reality that Brandi Glanville is feuding with cast members Kyle Richards, Lisa Vanderpump and Lisa Rinna lately isn’t doing her any favors, either. Rinna has labeled the mom of two an alcoholic, while Kyle hates her with a passion, and has said that she has no regard for human life . So to speak. A third source close to the star, however, says, if anything, it’ll be Glanville who chooses to leave because she can’t deal with the decline of her image. Seriously, this is apparently a concern for her. “She’s furious at how she’s been portrayed,” says the insider of the firebrand , model and author. “She thinks they made her look like a train wreck.” Not exactly a tall order. Just saying. Brandi Glanville Photos: Through the Years 1. Brandi Glanville Drunk GIF View Photo Brandi hates to be sober. She’ll tell you all about it. 2. I F–ked Too Many Guys View Photo Brandi Glanville in her own words. Her own glorious words. 3. Brandi is Not Sorry View Photo Brandi Glanville is not Sorry. You got that, LeAnn Rimes? 4. Brandi Glanville on Drugs View Photo Brandi is known to cross the line. She even accused Kim of doing drugs in the bathroom… Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Brandi Glanville Gets Drunk View Photo Brandi Glanville gets drunk on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Again. 6. Brandi Glanville Drunk View Photo Brandi Glanville drunk as a skunk. Check that, no skunk has ever been this wasted. 7. Brandi Glanville Face View Photo What happened to Brandi Glanville’s face? Does anyone know? 8. Kyle and Brandi Shed Tears View Photo Kyle and Brandi are really crying, yes. But they are trying to lighten the mood by sharing a napkin. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Brandi Glanville Book Cover View Photo Drinking and Tweeting and Other Brandi Blunders is the debut book by Brandi Glanville. Pretty fun title honestly. 10. Brandi Glanville on Celebrity Apprentice View Photo Brandi Glanville on Celebrity Apprentice, filming scenes in March 2014. 11. Eddie Cibrian, Brandi Glanville View Photo Eddie Cibrian and his wife, Brandi Glanville. Eddie was accused of serious boning of LeAnn Rimes earlier this year, but the two seem to have ended that, and he’s happy with Brandi. We think. 12. A Devastated Brandi View Photo Brandi Glanville is devastated by news from home on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Brandi Glanville Boobs View Photo Brandi Glanville’s dress at the 2013 Bravo Upfronts was a-maz-ing. If you’re a straight guy who likes cleavage on attractive women. 14. Brandi Glanville Oscars Dress View Photo Brandi Glanville’s dress at the 2013 Oscars. That is unreal. 15. Brandi Glanville Bikini Picture View Photo Brandi Glanville from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in a bikini. Quite the body on this woman. 16. Brandi Bikini Photo View Photo Brandi Glanville in a bikini. Pose, girl. Just pose like your life depends on it. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Brandi Glanville Bikini Pic View Photo Brandi Glanville from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in a bikini. Quite the body on this woman. 18. Brandi Glanville Nipples View Photo Hey, it’s not our fault Bravo aired this. 19. Carlton and Brandi Kiss View Photo Carlton and Brandi Glanville show The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills how it’s done between good friends. 20. Brandi Glanville Thong View Photo Brandi Glanville shows the world her thong. And for that, we thank her. And tequila. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Brandi’s New Shoes View Photo Brandi gets a great gift from Yolanda on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. 22. Brandi Glanville Bikini Photo View Photo Brandi Glanville from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in a bikini. Quite the body on this woman. 23. Brandi in the House View Photo Brandi Glanville gets all up in people’s business on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. 24. Glanville, B. View Photo Brandi Glanville is kind of awesome. She is not afraid to mix it up with the housewives. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. The End. Up Next: ” Brandi Glanville Photos: Through the Years .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Bobbi Kristina Found To Have Been Abusing Cocaine, Herion, And Pills Our worst fears, confirmed… Via NYDailyNews Bobbi Kristina Brown, like her doomed mom Whitney Houston, was using drugs before she was found unconscious in a bathtub, according to People magazine. The 21-year-old daughter of Houston and R&B singer Bobby Brown was regularly taking heroin, cocaine and Xanax in the months before she was rushed to a Georgia hospital on Jan. 31, the magazine reported. Xanax was one of the drugs found in Houston’s system after she drowned in a bathtub at a Beverly Hills hotel on Feb. 11, 2012. A source told People that Bobbi Kristina, in the weeks before the tragedy at her home in Roswell, Ga., was “distraught” about the coming third anniversary of her mother’s death. The aspiring singer/actress was also in and out of rehab for her demons — including heavy drinking — since her mother’s death, the source indicated. Bobbi Kristina was hospitalized for depression almost immediately after Houston passed away. “This girl was trying hard, but she didn’t have any support system,” the source told People. “She was still dealing with a lot of grief over her mother.” God bless Bobbi Kris, the Browns, and the Houstons. This whole thing is incredibly sad, but why was no one in the family around to stop and help this girl??? Image via WENN
If you’re not already sitting down, take a seat and brace yourself for news that’s sure to rock your world: Lindsay Lohan is in trouble with the law. We know…you’re shocked. No, but seriously, everyone’s favorite freckly trainwreck could legitimately be facing jail time. And this isn’t like the time Lohan went to jail for three hours . We’re talking serious, getting-drunk-on-toilet-tank-wine-and-earning-a-colorful-prison-nickname hard time. And it’s all because she’s a terrible liar… You see, back in 2012, Lindsay caused a car accident and lied about it to police. She got busted because – like we said – she sucks at lying. She got off with a slap on the wrist, as she always does and was sentenced to community service. Last month, Lindsay lied about her community service and – you guessed it! – got caught. Lindsay was given additional time to prove that she met the requirements, but she has yet to provide the documents the judge requested. She’s due back in court on Wednesday, and at least one insider says it doesn’t look good for LiLo: “[The prosecutor] is expected to ask Judge Richard Stone to terminate Lindsay’s probation and will recommend she serve jail time due to lack of transparency regarding the completion of community service hours,” says the source. Yeah, that sounds bad. Let’s cross our fingers and hope they toss her in the same big house as Teresa Giudice, and prison officials allow reality show cameras inside. Lindsay Lohan Partying Photos 1. Lindsay Lohan: Cocaine Nose? View Photo Some Instagram users have suggested that Lindsay has visible cocaine in her nostril here. Sadly, we wouldn’t be surprised. 2. Lindsay Lohan Partying Photo View Photo Lindsay getting ready to step out. Fans have noticed the actress appears glassy-eyed and pale. 3. Lindsay Lohan Drunk in the Club? View Photo Lindsay appears to be drunk here. Instagram users have pointed out the cocktail glass near her hand. 4. Lindsay Lohan Snoop Dogg Photo View Photo Lindsay partying with Snoop after Coachella. What are the chances they didn’t smoke weed? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Lindsay Lohan on Drugs? View Photo Fans claim Lindsay looks high as a kite here. Yeah, that’s kinda hard to argue against. The End. Did you like Lindsay Lohan Partying Photos? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE: