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Jason Wahler Accused of Drunken Shoe Attack

Filed under: Celebrity Justice Former “Laguna Beach” star Jason Wahler got beach-slapped by the law Friday night — after Laguna Beach cops say he got drunk and threw his shoes at people … seriously. According to law enforcement sources, Wahler got into a scuffle with a bouncer ..

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Honest Portrayal

I bet she isn't going to like the end result, but she's the one who sat there looking all fat and grumpy. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Shiantology

Link: http://shiantology.com/ A new obsessive Shia LaBeouf fansite features a bunch of creepy photos of Our Saviour Shia photoshopped into iconic religious images. I like that the official word for Shia-related art is “shart.” Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Drunkard Mistakes Cop Shop For Hotel, Checks In

Filed under: Train Wrecks , Wacky & Weird The idiot to the right is accused of making one of the stupidest mistakes ever this weekend — he allegedly drove drunk to a trooper station and then tried checking in … thinking it was a hotel.The 25-year-old, Mitchell Deslatte, was booked on DWI … Permalink

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‘Burn Notice’ Star — I Was Only Borderline Drunk!

Filed under: Celebrity Justice “Burn Notice” star Jeffrey Donovan is going to have a rough time in court — it’s not exactly an airtight defense in a DUI case to argue, “I really think I’m only borderline and not too drunk.”We obtained the police report from the Miami Beach PD.

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Jessica Simpson Loves the Ladies

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo , Jessica Simpson With a few of her close gal pals including former assistant CaCee Cobb, newly dumped Jessica Simpson had a girls night out on Saturday.

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Will.I.Am — No Punches, Just One Punch Drunk

Filed under: Drunks The last time Will.i.am went out, Perez Hilton allegedly got pounded — but last night, the only guy doling out the hits was this ridiculously drunk dude, who just wouldn’t stop singing. See Also Perez vs

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Get Some Help, Artie Lange!

UPDATE: Lange, who said on the air yesterday that he was neither drunk nor had he taken anything other than a prescribed antidepressant when he was arrested, pleaded not guilty Tuesday to DUI….

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