At a certain point – you’d think a bitch would throw in the towel but thanks to social media and some pre social media fame – girl can stay alive forever. Thanks internet…. Because the star of Laguna Beach no one cares about, got married to a rich athlete, lives the whitest OC, mall shopping, lunching, life with her shitty white kids, can now be an influencer or blogger or host…because the people into Laguna Beach, one of the last reality shows to have a generation of viewers, follow her, keeping that dream alive, so that she can bring her jagged edges face to the gram in some slutty mom shoot I am mad at myself for posting because I am contributing to this nonsense machine. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kristin Cavallari Topless and Terrifying of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Here’s some more VS Pink campaign pics, this time staring some girl named Ieva Laguna. I’ve never heard of her but I know that VS Pink is corporate strategy to target tweens into their spell, so everything she’s wearing is designed for a 14 year old, and this Ieva Laguna is supposed to represent a 14 year old, which probably turns at least one of you on…long gone are the days of 14 year olds in little kid underwear fearing the day they get their period LIKE THIS CAMP GYNO SHIT ….and thanks to Christian friendly Victoria’s Secret, now 14 year olds can be sluts… It’s a whole new world people…and I’m sure that turns you on.
Poor lil rich girl… Kristin Cavallari is singing sob stories about how MTV made her out to be a bigger beyotch than she really was and how much motherhood has humbled her. Via Us Weekly reports : Kristin Cavallari insists she was never the bitchy, man-eating teenager MTV made her out to be. In an interview with The Chicago Sun-Times’ Splash magazine, the 25-year-old opens up about what really went on behind the scenes of the network’s megapopular reality shows Laguna Beach and The Hills. “The producers were really crappy to me,” Cavallari says of her two-season stint on Laguna Beach, in which she and high school nemesis Lauren Conrad famously vied for classmate Stephen Colletti’s affection from 2004 to 2006. “I felt like everybody was against me and manipulating me, and that forced me to be a beyotch.” Upon graduation, Cavallari relocated to L.A. so “people could forget about Kristin from Laguna Beach,” she explained. Despite her best efforts, “I was known as the bad girl. And once you have that image, it’s so hard to change it.” While Laguna Beach oftentimes featured storylines set up by producers, Cavallari says The Hills was almost entirely fake. “They did everything short of handing us a script,” Cavallari claims. “I had two lives: my Hills life and my real life.” “l decided to have fun with it this time,” she added of The Hills, which she joined midway through season 5 in 2005, following the departure of protagonist Conrad. “I embraced it, and played a caricature of myself.” Though she frequently feuded on-air with her Hills costars Audrina Patridge and Stephanie Pratt, Cavallari has since mended fences. “People are always surprised by how nice I am in real life,” the 5-foot-6 blonde said. These days, Cavallari’s life is notably less dramatic. She lives in Winnetka, Illinois, with her fiance, Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler, and their 6-month-old baby boy. “Our world revolves around Camden,” she said of her son. “I’m a suburbanite now!” “I’ve always wanted to be a mom,” Cavallari added. “I’ve learned that it means I have to be totally selfless. But it’s the most rewarding thing in the world.” Tough life. This girl has had it so rough. She’s been rich and famous since high school but she still finds a way to complain about it. SMH. Photo Credit: MTV
Posted onDecember 15, 2010byBenny Hollywood|Comments Off on Kristin Cavallari Optimizing her Tits to Hold onto What She Had of the DAy
I feel like a loser posting pictures of a girl showing cleavage like it’s a big deal. I don’t care whether the girl in the picture is the most successful, most desirable, or most useless bitch around. I don’t care if she’s local or international, I just know writing about tits like they matter is some serious virgin loser shit that I am ashamed of. That said, Kristin Cavallari got an invite to an event, something I doubt has been happening as much as her Laguna Beach stardom 5 years ago, and I just thought it was funny to see her maximizing her little tits as hard as she could to get some low level attention like this. It’s like if she tried to get more out of her tits than this, she woulda been walking around topless, and if she tried to squeeze more out of them, they would probably start to bleed….and I just like to encourage this because it often ends in sex tapes. Fame is addictive and when it is gone, these idiots do all they fucking can. To See the Rest of the Pics Follow This Link
Watch children who weren't born when Laguna Beach premiered bring your favorite Heidi Montag moments to life. Bonus points for the literal interpretation of the name “Ceiling Eyes.” The Best Links: Via Warming Glow View
Remember how The Hills’ new queen bee said in the new trailer that sex with exboyfriend Brody Jenner was “very vanilla”? She explained that comment a little more last night at the Unite Unveiled party she hosted at Skybar Continue reading →
Filed under: Celebrity Justice Former “Laguna Beach” star Jason Wahler got beach-slapped by the law Friday night — after Laguna Beach cops say he got drunk and threw his shoes at people … seriously. According to law enforcement sources, Wahler got into a scuffle with a bouncer ..
