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Guinevere van Seenus Naked in 10 Magazine of the Day

I don’t know who Guinevere van Seenus is, but she’s got a pretty stupid sounding name, and she’s naked in 10 Magazine… I don’t know what 10 Magazine is, but I do know what Perfect 10 magazine is, partially because I used to hang out with this drunken redneck who worked at a sketchy magazine shop I’d waste hours of my day at….making extra money buying porn for minors…the smartest of the teens who wanted porn was this kid who made his porn money telling old ladies he needed a quarter to call his mom because his little brother was sick….only to convince me he needed his porn to teach his brother about women…that kid is probably running shit wherever he is now….not that it matters…..what matters is that this is a fashion shoot for a fashion magazine using “Artistic” nudity but shit’s pretty porno to me….

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Guinevere van Seenus Naked in 10 Magazine of the Day

Amy Winehouse Confuses My Crotch

Speaking of uncomfortable rashes, here’s Amy Winehouse out the other night doing her drunken musician act for the cameras. This chick is obviously a train wreck, but there’s something about her that’s got my attention. I’m not sure if you can tell what it is, I’ll give you a hint, it rhymes with ‘Holy Crap Her Tits Are Huge!!’ *Disclaimer* -simply because I want to stick my face in Amy Winehouse’s breasts does not in any way mean I find her the least bit attractive-

Helen Mirren’s Drunken Tattoo

Link: http://www.popeater.com/2010/03/08/he… Helen Mirren was rocking her tattoo on the red carpet of the Academy Awards last night. Last month, Mirren told Good Morning America that it happened a “very, very long time ago” when she was “very, very drunk.” Pictures at Popeater. The Best Links: Helen Mirren ‘Disgusted’ by Her Drunken Tattoo Read

What Google Looks Like In 5 Different Countries

Link: http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1… Surprisingly absent from Russian Google: vodka

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What Google Looks Like In 5 Different Countries

Mel Gibson Calls Reporter An Asshole

Mel Gibson called reporter Dean Richards an asshole during a live interview this morning. [ Ed Note : And regardless of what you may think of Mel, he may be right on this one

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Terminator Star: Hasta la Vista, DUI

Thomas Dekker has just terminated his legal problems.

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Best Holiday and Christmas TV Episodes

“Ludachristmas,” 30 Rock Worlds collide when Jack’s brusque mom, Colleen (“Some terrorist cells are more nurturing than you,” Jack tells her), and Liz’s aw-shucks, “perfect” clan — mom Margaret, dad Dick and brother Mitch, who has “Trauma-Induced Nivea Fascia” — drop by to visit. Jack says there’s no such thing as a perfect family, and Colleen makes it her mission to prove the Donaghys right, eventually turning the drunken Lemons all against each other at dinner. And with that, Jack wishes his mom a merry Christmas. Continue reading

Pink’s Creepy Nude Bodysuit [NSFW-ish]

As much as we adore Pink (or is it “P!nk?”), this Tinkerbell-meets-Kerri-Strug bodysuit is not doing her any favors. On the bright side, we're thrilled to see the term “Pink's Sparkly Vagina” become a reality. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

‘Tanked Girl’ Lori Petty Pleads No Contest to DUI

Filed under: Celebrity Justice , Exclusives Lori Petty just pled no contest to DUI with injury over her drunken driving arrest back in May — the one in which she allegedly hit a skateboarder with her car.The other two charges — having no proof of financial responsibility (no insurance) and …

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‘Tanked Girl’ Lori Petty Pleads No Contest to DUI