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Fake Oscar Prank

See what happens when this dude walks around Hollywood pretending to have won an Oscar.

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Comedian And Magician Carl-Einar Häckner

I’m not a fan of magic tricks, but at least this dude is better than David Blaine

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Dude Gets Emotional Over Sports Gift

I like sports, but this dude takes it way too seriously.

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Kat Dennings’ Breasts Are Covered Up By Josh Groban

The only thing worse than the fact that Kat Dennings ‘ epic red carpet cleavage at the 2014 Carousel of Hope Ball is currently being covered up by Josh Groban is that I just found out that she’s apparently dating that loser too. So great, first he crushes my dreams of motorboating “dating” Kat, then he robs us of the best part of any red carpet event: getting an unobstructed view of Kat’s massive funbags. This dude’s even worse than I thought. » view all 18 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Alba Pistolesi & Gaia Repossi for Pop Magazine of the Day

I don’t need to know who Alba Pistolesi, Gaia Repossi are. I just know that my day isn’t complete unless I see at least one fashion magazine using models the way models are meant to be used….naked. Whenever I see any models from these Victoria’s Secret chicks, to hipsters for instagram, I think to myself “Why Didn’t the dude who hired these girls use them the way they are willing to be used”. It’s like taking a hooker on a date and not letting her suck or fuck you, but rather just have a good conversation. Because as it turns out, the last thing I need in life is a good conversations with a hooker…

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Elisabetta Gregoraci Bikini Pictures Will Make You Feel Poor

In case you needed any more evidence that life just isn’t fair, here you go: this hot model in the bikini here Elisabetta Gregoraci is married to some 64-year-old Italian billionaire, according to my sources. I can’t really get too upset though, and not just because the dude could buy my site 10 times over and turn it into the Internet’s largest adult diaper blog. No, it’s because he’s a dirty old man after my own heart. And whoever says money can’t buy happiness clearly hasn’t seen this booty . So enjoy, while I go start saving up my pennies. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Man Sues MLB, ESPN For $10m Because He Fell Asleep At Game

Nobody ever accused baseball of being the fastest-moving sport, and a guy’s liable to doze off after a few innings, especially when beer is added to the mix. But we’d NEVER imply that Andrew Robert Rector enjoyed a sip of any adult beverage before slumbering at the April 13 Yankees-Red Sox game, ’cause this dude… Read more »

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Man Sues MLB, ESPN For $10m Because He Fell Asleep At Game

Nobody ever accused baseball of being the fastest-moving sport, and a guy’s liable to doze off after a few innings, especially when beer is added to the mix. But we’d NEVER imply that Andrew Robert Rector enjoyed a sip of any adult beverage before slumbering at the April 13 Yankees-Red Sox game, ’cause this dude… Read more »

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The Man with a 10 Inch Penis Made it Bigger of the DAy

To fuck with the masses of men who feel like they have too small of a cock, because despite what the media tells you, size does matter and every girl I’ve talked to has loved every big dick she’s had, and laughed about every small dick she’s had…mainly my small dick…that’s how I know it happened… This dude, who is cheesy as fuck, straight from 1992, because I guess that’s where Ireleand is at, was born with a 10 inch peen, which in Ireland is like having a 42 inch peen, it just doesn’t happen to those white dudes, that’s why they fight so much…small penis rage…decided to make it bigger because…he wanted “a monster”… That makes me laugh, and I can assume he’s already had numerous porn offers. As for the rest of us with small penis, the only hope is young chicks who don’t know better, fat chicks who are so lonely they will take anyone, broke chicks who are so broke they will take anyone, single mom’s who have horrible shredded vaginas that they are willing to not fill so that their kid has some security, there are hookers, and BONER PILLS THAT MAKE YOUR DICK ALL THE DICK IT CAN BE EVEN IF YOUR DICK IS PATHETIC AND THAT’S NOT SAYING MUCH This dude is ridiculous…

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Kelly Brook’s Dude Is Bad News

Well, this is terrible. Not only does it look like Kelly Brook is back with that juice monkey ex-boyfriend of hers , they’re also engaged, according to my sources. Which, granted, is pretty awful news. But actually what I’m really talking about is the fact that once again, her dude’s showing more cleavage than she is. And while we’re at it, Kelly’s doing this whole thing all wrong — she’s supposed to be taking selfies of her chest, not pictures of the paps. I’m telling you, this dude is such a bad influence. I just don’t get it. Photos: Fameflynet

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