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Katie Price Classy Like A Hatted Twat at the Ascot Races of the Day

All the classy, rich, connected and exclusive people on my facebook go to the ascot races, so it is only fitting that these pictures of Katie Price aka Jordan aka the girl with the dumbest fucking tits to ever be made into a brand that trashy as fuck people in the UK eat the fuck up like she ate the fuck up the black pussy in the sex tape she released before having a black pussy of her own in the form of a handicapped baby due to punishment for being such a vile human, dressed like she was going to the races made sense… You see, whenever I think of class….I think of Katie Price…well whenever I think of UK white trash as a class, living in their caravans craving the newest shitty product to tease their stripper daughter’s hair I think of Katie Price….so these pics make no fucking sense.. But luckily, this is Katie Price and he wholesome shit didn’t last, she’ll never let me down…with these tits….

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Harwood On Congressional Colbert: ‘One Of Dumbest Stunts I’ve Ever Seen’

John Harwood was not amused . . .   Harwood, chief Washington correspondent for CNBC and political writer for the New York Times, offered a surprisingly harsh assessment of Stephen Colbert’s testimony, in Colbert Show character, before Congress yesterday. Harwood ripped the episode in response to Lester Holt’s observation, on this morning’s Today show, that he didn’t know whether to cringe or laugh. Harwood had no doubts, saying “it was all cringing for me,” and went on to lambaste it from there . . . LESTER HOLT: We showed a moment ago, Stephen Colbert testifying on immigration before a congressional hearing yesterday.  I didn’t know whether to cringe or to laugh.  I think members of Congress kind of felt the same. Give me your take on what happened yesterday. JOHN HARWOOD: Well it was all cringing for me.  I thought that was one of the dumbest stunts that I’ve ever seen in the Congress, making a mockery of a congressional hearing.  I understand the reason why, which is that they thought Stephen Colbert, as he said, has some star power that can bring some attention to an issue that isn’t getting a lot of attention. But if you think that the attention from that hearing was on immigration, that proved out to be a terrible miscalculation, because it was more about the theater, the comedy, and as Savannah [Guthrie] indicated in her piece, it deepened that sense among many Americans I suspect that Congress is a joke.  And you look at Congress’ approval ratings, they’re 15, 20, 25% and I don’t think that’s what they needed.

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Weird Solar Device of the Day: Solar Powered Football Crafted Just In Time for World Cup

Image via Greendix A solar powered football? Sure, we could see kinetic powered, but solar powered? That might be one of the dumbest uses for Greendix’s new solar panels that can be shaped into all sorts of strange things. The company has taken the black leather patches of a traditional soccer ball and replaced them with solar cells to try and show off their product. But, what does the solar cells power? Why, a “tracking sound” emitted every time it’s kicked. And why did they do that? The company states it’s so that one day visually impaired people can play football. … Read the full story on TreeHugger

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Hayden Panettiere is in her Bikini of the Day

I don’t know if it was kid’s day at the beach and Hayden was trying to save money on the entrance, so she decided to dress in a Hello Kitty bikini like she was 5, hoping people would let her through assuming that she was 5, you know based on her height, but even the dumbest immigrant working the gate knows it takes many years to develop muscles like that… I have never found this bitch hot, or interesting or even feminine and really the only lady parts she has on her is some solid cellulite, which last time I checked, was one of the my least favorite things that comes with a bitch…. Seriously, this is a shitty ass, shitty legs and overall she’s just a fucking piece of shit of a woman that I can only blame her mother’s drug addicted womb for and here she is in her bikini… To See The Rest of the Pics – Follow This Link

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Teabagger Meltdown

THE ONLY GOOD COMMUNIST IS A DEAD COMMUNIST!!! WOO HA WOO HA JKFASDLKASDFKJL;ADFS;DF!!! The Best Links: The Best Fake Teabagger Signs at the Boston Common Tea Party The 40 Dumbest Tax Day Signs Via JMG Watch

Conan’s Tour: Details From Night #1

Link: http://www.popeater.com/2010/04/13/co… Hot on the heels of his odd TBS announcement, Conan kicked off “The Legally Prohibited From Being Funny On TV Tour” in Oregon last night. Details/maybe spoilers within, including a nice anecdote about Self-Pleasuring Panda. The Best Links: More info here. Read

Stupid Fight On Twitter

Link: http://www.tomscott.com/stupidfight/ Whose Twitter followers are the dumbest? More importantly, how do your followers stack up against @ JustinBieber 's? Stupid Fight uses SCIENCE to tell you the answer. So far, it's been really accurate for me. @ BuzzFeed 's followers are sharper than a bag of tacks. Read

John Mayer: Douchebag, Aspiring Porn Writer

We know John Mayer is a douchebag. But he is a douchebag whose dream job is to write and direct porn. This was one of his least weird comments in the past week. In his interview with Playboy, which has to go down as one of the dumbest in history, he talked about boning Jessica Simpson and dropped both racial and gay slurs . Somewhere in there, he also said he dreamed of writing porn. If he ever fails to sell records, the adult entertainment purveyors at Vivid Entertainment are all for it. “Dear John,” the upstanding firm wrote. “We read about your interest in porn in your interview with Playboy magazine … When we learned that you make back up stories in your mind and that your ‘biggest dream is to write pornography.'” Douchebag singer turned douchebag porn director? “We decided we’d like to talk to you about doing just that and possibly directing as well. We believe your incredible talent and passion, which have touched so many, can translate into a highly erotic adult film,” their letter hilariously continued. “Your intimate understanding of the dynamics of relationships would undoubtedly appeal to both men and women.” So true. Who doesn’t wanna nail John Mayer? All we can say is “Your Body Is a Wonderland” is a track pretty much made for the world of adult films. Jessica Simpson might star in one before too long, too. Who’s the bigger d-bag?

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Dumbest Alleged Burglar Bunch Crime Yet

Filed under: Celebrity Justice Courtney Ames of alleged Burglar Bunch fame was just charged with one of the dumbest crimes ever.The Los Angeles County District Attorney’s Office just charged Ames with receiving stolen property — Lindsay Lohan’s stolen necklace. Prosecutors say ..

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Balloon Boy’s Dad Wastes Everyone’s Time

Filed under: Balloon Boy In what was easily the dumbest press conference of all-time, Richard Heene’s “big announcement” was that he was, to some extent, setting up a suggestion box. Say what?Heene only spoke for about a minute, telling reporters that he doesn’t have cable …

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