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Rihanna’s See Through Outfit Interlude of the Day

Posted on March 15, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rihanna wore a see through dress…because she’s subtle…while singing the dumbest fucking songs around…that people fucking love and that made her worth hundreds of billions of dollars…and the right to attend events in see through dresses…something we shouldn’t hate…because that would discourage this kind of behavior when all I want is for it to be more spread vaginaed…. Here she is in a magazine called VOGUE The post Rihanna’s See Through Outfit Interlude of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Salma Hayek’s Huge Old Mexican Tits of the Day

Posted on November 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wonder where Salma Hayek’s life would have ended up if she looked like most of the Mexicans I know…all Mayan and built short, stalky, with no neck…often times 30-50 lbs overweight because of all the corn tortillas they eat at the Mexican restaurant they work at or sometimes own…trying to milk the taco and burrito crazy to white people of the north…looking for a taste of the south…especially on birthday parties or office lunches…complete with Sombrero’s and crushed Ice Maragritas…racists… I am assuming…she’d probably still be in Mexico…but lucky for you she’s got the dumbest fucking tits around…and here she is showcasing them in the most insanely, non-subtle way…it’s like BEACH balls or some shit…on the level of Trashy, or Elvira…like she knows it’s all we care about…because its all we care about… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Salma Hayek’s Huge Old Mexican Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Salma Hayek’s Huge Old Mexican Tits of the Day

Posted on November 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wonder where Salma Hayek’s life would have ended up if she looked like most of the Mexicans I know…all Mayan and built short, stalky, with no neck…often times 30-50 lbs overweight because of all the corn tortillas they eat at the Mexican restaurant they work at or sometimes own…trying to milk the taco and burrito crazy to white people of the north…looking for a taste of the south…especially on birthday parties or office lunches…complete with Sombrero’s and crushed Ice Maragritas…racists… I am assuming…she’d probably still be in Mexico…but lucky for you she’s got the dumbest fucking tits around…and here she is showcasing them in the most insanely, non-subtle way…it’s like BEACH balls or some shit…on the level of Trashy, or Elvira…like she knows it’s all we care about…because its all we care about… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Salma Hayek’s Huge Old Mexican Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Posted on November 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wonder where Salma Hayek’s life would have ended up if she looked like most of the Mexicans I know…all Mayan and built short, stalky, with no neck…often times 30-50 lbs overweight because of all the corn tortillas they eat at the Mexican restaurant they work at or sometimes own…trying to milk the taco and burrito crazy to white people of the north…looking for a taste of the south…especially on birthday parties or office lunches…complete with Sombrero’s and crushed Ice Maragritas…racists… I am assuming…she’d probably still be in Mexico…but lucky for you she’s got the dumbest fucking tits around…and here she is showcasing them in the most insanely, non-subtle way…it’s like BEACH balls or some shit…on the level of Trashy, or Elvira…like she knows it’s all we care about…because its all we care about… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Salma Hayek’s Huge Old Mexican Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kim Kardashian for Ad Week of the Day

Posted on March 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kim Kardashian is a serious business, which is almost a joke in and of itself, but maybe it is more representative of where we are as a species…it’s like latch onto someone you grew up with in LA because you were both rich who was famous for doing nothing because of her last name that people could relate to because they spent many middle of the road vacations at the Hilton….leverage that into a porno tape that spun into a Ryan Seacrest produced TV show…thanks to the right managment and PR team…stay as compelling as possible so people buy into your shit…then peddle fucking shit…that comes your way..making you a shameless self promotor…turned billionaire… I mean, whether she’s a genius, or it is just that easy, with a “when you’re in, you’re in, and people will just throw money at you, while they world buys whatever you’re selling”…she still managed to pull it off…and here she is in Ad Week, because that’s all she really is…one giant ad…selling garabge people are buying…or as I like to call her…the infomercial with the dumbest ass… Here are some Kim Kardashian Close Enoughs….because she is a movement…a horrible, painful bowel movement…but still a movement… The post Kim Kardashian for Ad Week of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sasha Cohen’s Got a Great Ass of the Day

Posted on June 4, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Olympic figure skater Sasha Cohen as at some dude named Victor Weir-Voronov’s pool party this past weekend, and like most pool parties, she got into a bikini, only at this party, she decided to pose for a group shot like a fucking boss, you know at the right angle to show off her fit round ass an ass she clearly knew she had, because most girls in bikinis who aren’t so confident about their ass posing, usually have a sarong or towel or oversized t-shirt to compensate, even when their asses aren’t half bad. All this to say, this is just another example of athletic girls in to fitness because it is their livelihood, squatting their way into an ass I’d like to chip my tooth on. Seriously, I love fit booty, and this one blows my fucking mind, unlike trying to masturbate to figure skating back when it was on the only channel I had, because along with tennis and swimming, the camel toe and panty flash is there, but so hard to time right your orgasm to right…

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Esme Bianco Full Frontal in Some Stephen McClure Shoot of the Day

Posted on June 4, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Esme Bianco is some UK burlesque dancer, because apparently burlesque still exists, even if it is one of the dumbest things to watch, and usually performed badly by fat chicks. You probably know her from Game of Thrones, a show I’ve never seen, because I am uncomfortable with dragons, midgets and wizard shit. It just reminds me of virgin losers too much. I assume that if she’s on the show, she’s one of the girls getting naked….so this nude full frontal in a photoshoot looking amazing…may not be all that wild and exciting for you…but it is for me. I’ve posted Her tits on TV Before , but this is better.

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Mark Cuban to Donald Trump: Shave Your Head for $1 Million!

Posted on November 2, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The deadline for Barack Obama to reveal his college transcripts and receive $5 million from Donald Trump has passed. But a new offer is on the table. On a Fox affiliate in Dallas last night, Mavericks owner Mark Cuban referred to Trump’s gesture as “one of the dumbest things ever” and then made his very own pitch to The Donald: Shave your head and a charity of your choice will receive $1 million: Mark Cuban Makes Offer to Donald Trump Trump never did respond to Stephen Colbert offering the same amount for a ball dip , so we doubt he’ll acknowledge Cuban in this case. But should Trump take the bait?   Yes, absolutely! No way! He should just go away! View Poll »

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Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – Sexy Babe Planking

Posted on July 19, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is the dumbest workout craze I have ever seen. Some fitness trainer perv was probably wondering how to get chicks in compromising positions. Good job sir. You are a genius! *Submit sexy, funny, interesting videos here Sexy Babe Planking Video More AmaTuna

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Tara Reid Not Drunk or Sloppy Enough of the Day

Posted on April 5, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Tara Reid is amazing…not because she’s got the dumbest looking fake tits…or because she’s all that accomplished or respected in her career, but amazing because she made real fucking bank on the few shitty movies that carried her into a 10 year party binge, Spring Break hustle, on an international level, and sure that may wreck a pussy and a face, it’s probably a lot of fucking fun….Far more interesting than the local drunken trash like Lohan and the other shit…Tara Reid did it right and that’s why she’s smiling while pussy like Lohan’s just washed up and crying… FOLLOW ME

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