Rihanna wore a see through dress…because she’s subtle…while singing the dumbest fucking songs around…that people fucking love and that made her worth hundreds of billions of dollars…and the right to attend events in see through dresses…something we shouldn’t hate…because that would discourage this kind of behavior when all I want is for it to be more spread vaginaed…. Here she is in a magazine called VOGUE The post Rihanna’s See Through Outfit Interlude of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I wonder what percentage of people have jerked off in the changing room of a department store to a bag of Hanes cheap undershirts….I am thinking at least one weirdo has done it….while thousands have probably used their cheap undershirt to clean off their cum after sex, not that you have sex, but it’s something normal people do…and or jerking off…something you lost jobs because you can’t get enough of it…you weird, lonely, pathetic fuck… Well now you can jerk off to Alessandra Ambrosio, a mom who peaked 10 years ago as Victoria’s Secret’s newest model, in t-shirts.. I have no idea why you would based on all your options…but I like to facilitate the weirdos… The post Alessandra Ambrosio in White T-Shirt for Your Masturbation of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I wonder what percentage of people have jerked off in the changing room of a department store to a bag of Hanes cheap undershirts….I am thinking at least one weirdo has done it….while thousands have probably used their cheap undershirt to clean off their cum after sex, not that you have sex, but it’s something normal people do…and or jerking off…something you lost jobs because you can’t get enough of it…you weird, lonely, pathetic fuck… Well now you can jerk off to Alessandra Ambrosio, a mom who peaked 10 years ago as Victoria’s Secret’s newest model, in t-shirts.. I have no idea why you would based on all your options…but I like to facilitate the weirdos… The post Alessandra Ambrosio in White T-Shirt for Your Masturbation of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hunter Haley King is a 21 year old Soap Star, who went sky diving with her tits…and you know that she’s obviously someone celebrated for her tits, like a Kate Upton, or all the other famous tits before her, why else would she wear a cleavage shirt, knowing very well she was going to be going out against the G-Force of free-falling….it’s a set up…that I can appreciate…but not as much as the weirdos who probably know who she is because they jerk off to her tits, as they watch Soap Operas she is on, you know white trash, welfare, on disability, weirdo shutins in their 40s, so sad that they turn to that low budget shit, up on the closest thing to porn without the actual fucking their is on tv… The post Hunter Haley King Takes her Tits Skydiving of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
YUCK !!!! Man Ejaculates Into Co-Worker’s Coffee A Minnesota man is in custody after he admitted into ejaculating into his co-worker’s coffee at LEAST twice. The victim told police that she had noted a “foul taste” in her coffee on several occasions but believed it was just spoiled milk. The Smoking Gun reports: A criminal complaint filed today charges John Lind, 34, with two counts of felony sexual conduct in connection with incidents at Beisswenger’s hardware store in New Brighton, a Minneapolis suburb. According to investigators, the victim contacted cops last week to report that she believed Lind was “leaving bodily fluids in her workspace.” The woman recounted discovering Lind standing over her desk with his back turned and his hands “near his genitals.” She added that when Lind spotted her, he had a “deer in headlights” look on his face. The woman said that she then examined her desk and “noted a strong odor that resembled urine, but was somewhat different and strange,” adding that the same odor was coming from her coffee mug. The victim told cops that she found fluid dripping off her desk onto the floor and “believed the liquid was either urine or semen.” Most of the liquid, the woman told cops, had been absorbed by a hair scrunchy, which she placed into a plastic bag (and later turned over to police, along with the coffee mug). The victim also told cops that she had “an ongoing issue with a foul taste in her coffee,” which she thought was due to “spoiled milk.” Until contacting police, the woman said that she had “not considered that it may have been tampered with.” When police confronted Lind about the woman’s allegations, he confessed to repeatedly ejaculating into her coffee and onto her desk (which he attempted to clean with a scrunchy). Lind said he last tampered with the woman’s coffee on August 26, his birthday. Admitting that his behavior was “gross and wrong,” Lind apologized and told police that he was “attracted” to the victim and was just seeking to get her attention. SMFH that’s just sick!!! What would YOU do if that happened to you BOSSIP fam????
Turns out all the conspiracy theories were correct… New Nonfiction Claims Proof that Marilyn Monroe Was Murdered By Bobby Kennedy A new book written by an investigative reporter claims to prove multiple conspiracy theories about the starlet’s mysterious death. The author presents eyewitness accounts and documentation to prove that the Hollywood icon was killed to keep the secret of her affairs with multiple members of the powerful Kennedy family, including President John F. Kennedy. RadarOnline reports: Marilyn Monroe’s death on August 4, 1962 was not a suicide but a murder orchestrated by Bobby Kennedy to silence her as she was about to reveal all the dirty Kennedy family secrets she kept logged in a little red diary. And Bobby did not act alone. He had co-conspirators in her murder – his brother-in-law, actor Peter Lawford, and Marilyn’s psychiatrist, Dr. Ralph Greenson who gave the star a fatal injection of pentobarbital to the heart. The volume – The Murder of Marilyn Monroe: Case Closed – claims to blow the lid off the world’s most notorious and talked-about celebrity death through eyewitness testimony and interviews, MailOnline can exclusively reveal. ‘Bobby Kennedy was determined to shut her up, regardless of the consequences’, Peter Lawford later revealed, according to the authors, feeling wracked with guilt over the star’s murder. ‘It was the craziest thing he ever did – and I was crazy enough to let it happen’. It was a murder allegedly witnessed by ambulance attendant James C. Hall, who arrived at the film star’s home and saw Monroe’s psychiatrist Dr. Greenson inject Marilyn directly into her heart with undiluted pentobarbital, brutally breaking a rib with the needle. He was set up by Bobby to ‘take care’ of Marilyn. People have speculated for years that Marilyn’s “suicide” was actually a grandiose government plot to keep the Kennedy family image clean…and now there’s a whole book’s worth of documented proof! Will you be reading?
These pranksters are bold out here … Ukrainian Prankster Crawls Up America Ferrera’s Skirt At Cannes A known red-carpet prankster took it one step too far when he crawled beneath America Ferrera’s dress at the How To Train Your Dragon 2 Premiere at Cannes Friday. Via Mailonline : Serial red carpet pest Vitalii Sediuk has struck again, proving that no celebrity gathering is safe from him. The Ukrainian journalist – who in the past has been slapped by Will Smith for trying to kiss him on a red carpet, crotch-hugged Bradley Cooper at a premiere and stormed the Grammys stage during Adele’s acceptance speech – caused a scene at Cannes on Friday. During the How to Train Your Dragon 2 premiere at The Palais des Festivals he ran onto the carpet where he lay on the ground and put his head under America Ferrera’s voluminous white dress as she posed for pictures with her co-stars. Security quickly rushed out to remove the notorious pest while America remained calm but looked visibly upset. Yeah, we’ll say: Thankfully security dragged him off…for his sake. Did you see Ferrera’s face? She does NOT look like the one to try!
We share enough dog, horse and goat humping stories around these parts that we can’t quite dismiss this photo as completely innocent , but we know there are some pet lovers amongst you that might feel differently, so we thought we’d share. Photographer Shares Photos Of Owners Kissing Their Dogs On The Mouth The photo is one of a series by photographer Chris Sembrot, who sums up his new pet-friendly project on his blog : Man’s best friend. That’s how the saying goes. And for lots of people, smooching with their Great Dane or Dachshund is just another way of expressing that love. To them, a kiss is a carefree way to share affection with the canine who loves them unconditionally. But to other, um, non-dog-owners, this might look like “Man’s best friend…with benefits”. They believe one’s Toy Poodle should not be their play thing. “Do you know where that mouth has been?” they silently ponder. While the human/dog chemistry is lost on this crowd, the smooching owners are actually changing their own biochemistry…for the better! Their oxytocin levels are rising; their blood pressure is slowing, all while their sense of well being crescendos. So, kiss away my friends. Huffington Post also posted a few more of Sembort’s photos along with a warning about the dangers of bacteria harbored in dog saliva. Check out the photos below: Photo Credit: Chris Sembrot Continue reading →
What in the world????? Doctors Grow Nose On Man’s Forehead You can’t make this stuff up, who wants to go around with a nose on their forehead? According to The NY Post Surgeons at a hospital will transplant a new nose grown on a patient’s forehead to his nasal spot in Fuzhou City, east China’s Fujian Province. The patient, nicknamed”Xiaolian”, 22, suffered a severe nasal trauma in a serious car accident in August 2012. He just received basic medical remedy rather than a plastic surgery out of financial concerns following the accident. After months, however, his condition was infected due to absence of surgery and his nasal cartilage started to be corroded, making it impossible for surgeons to do nasal reconstruction. However, surgeons came up with an idea of growing a nose on Xiaolian’s forehead — a medical practice never tried in the world. The way is to grow the nose by placing a skin tissue expander onto Xiaolian’s forehead, cutting it into the shape of a nose and planting a cartilage taken from his ribs. Now after nine-month growth, the surgeons said, the nose is in good shape and transplant will be performed soon. “We have gone through the hardest step and now it is not difficult to carry out transplant surgery,” said Guo Zhihui, Director of Plastic Surgery Department of Xiehe Hospital Affiliated to Fujian Medical University. He added Xiaolian will start a normal life once a successful surgery is done. Wow. We’ve officially seen it all.
This is disturbing…but maybe that’s just cuz I like my moms of twins in their 40s to be keeping their boxing classes to their fucking selves and for their private trainer they have hired to pretty much double as their male prostitutes while the husband is at work….See I don’t mind fit girls, if anything I love it, not quite as much as weak, eating disorder girls who are unable to run from mee but anything that isn’t fat, sloppy or chubby, or untoned is good, even if it can kick my ass…except when it is J.Lo rocking Menopause and what looks like a tranny dick….doesn’t work for me…but maybe that’s just cuz I hate J.Lo..or maybe it is cuz I hate Tranny dick…that shit is always filled with AIDS, deep rooted issues, and makes me feel like a fag when sucking on its tits…huh? exactly. Either way, here’s J.Lo in her diaper/menstrual belt for the weirdos into that kind of thing, while I go watch amateur porn to cleanse my soul from the damage this would have done if I wasn’t desensitized to all things evil the internet has to offer.
