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Rita Ora’s Artistic Bikini Pic of the Day

And people say Rita Ora is a garbage hooker who happens to sing well enough to get a fake record deal – to justify her work visa – so that the dudes who like fucking her don’t have to marry her for citizenship…that turned it into a fake it until you make it situation, where girl now hosts TV shows….while girl is basically a big titty ethnically ambiguous hooker – not a famous and talented artist…. And those people are me… But how could I discount her to that basic level of sex work, when she’s rich and accomplished and most importantly, has the ability to take these inspiring underwater bikini pictures from luxury travel experiences in the Maldives…. I mean sure all instagram hookers polarize hooking with these well shot bikini pics that are all the fucking same and they are all doing it but have these crazy followings because of it. Virtual no ones – with 2 million followers…it’s crazy… But Rita ORA…she’s different…because people know she exists – they just don’t know why… All this to say, the water makes her dumpiness float….camera tricks….that allow you to hashtag #notfiltered The post Rita Ora’s Artistic Bikini Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Katy Perry is a National Threat of the Day

It is election day….not that the election matters…sure it gives you believers in your democracy a chance to feel like you matter in a world or country that you don’t matter…I am talking one that is run by corporate interest…that wants you dying of long drawn out terminal disease to support pharma, that wants you eating junk food that supports national brands and the corn industry, one that wants you driving Hummers that support oil and one that either party is just a tool for….meaning your vote doesn’t actually matter….but based on this pic…I’d probably avoid voting for Obama, even though I like the guy and think he’s got a good personality and says the right things…and even though I think he’s more legit than a tax paying billionaire into outsourcing labor…..because Obama is standing next to an actual national threat…and he’s not squashing that shit…because as far as I’m concerned…with all the flaws in the system…the success of Katy Perry is up there as the fucking worst… That said, Vote for Me….this erection day.

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Christina Aguilera’s Ass in Jeans of the Day

Christina Aguilera is wearing some tight jeans…showing off her dumpy ass in jeans….and you know what I am really fucking disappointed….I expected this shit to be fucking epic…you know like it would blow me away in its fat and disgusting….the dumpiness that fucks with my mind and makes me question humanity….but instead shit just looks like a mom ass in its 30s…which it is. What a waste of obesity…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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