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Jennifer Lawrence and her Purse of the Day

Posted on September 17, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

My favorite bag that Jennifer Lawrence has ever promoted… is her vagina … Those nudes were officially her best work… Unless you’re into the series she’s on, I can’t think of the name and I’m not going to look it up..she has a bow and arrow in it I think…It’s something about dreams..they have 3 in the series, it’s where she sold out for the cash grab…fuck…why can’t I think of this, you know in the time i’ve been writing this I could have just googled it…no not X-Man, they just shot that there…the other one…the one about fat chicks that she gained all that weight for…Hunger Games….fine I googled it…I gave in and accepted no memory as a real life issue….and I accepted Jennifer Lawrence as a real life actor, even though acting is a lie, when her tits were exposed and I saw how perfect they were…no the OScars and all the gigs she gets had nothing on those nudes… The post Jennifer Lawrence and her Purse of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Arianna Grande’s Butt Flash of the Day

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Arianna Grande may hate America…so much that she’s flashing you her ass…her round, young, fit, annoying, but it’s a picture and not her shit music playing on repeat at the mall I walk around in when I’m bored and looking for girls who need help trying on clothes with my mouth…something I never find, but consider it to be a treasure hunt of sorts, the holy grail, forbidden fruit and I may get arrested for asking before getting a Yes from asking, but it gives me hope and hope is all we need…if she lets me dress her with my mouth… That said, Arianna Grande, rumored to be a slut, according to a pornstar, which is just crazy…has an ass…she wants you to see in efforts to forget the donut licking, and not the good kind of donut licking you can jerk off to, but the gross kind that makes you hate eating food that’s out on display in stores…unless stranger germs is your porn…which is probably is…since anyone who knows you stays as far away as possible…making “people I know germs”…just an idea…not a truth… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Arianna Grande’s Butt Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Hudson’s Face of the Day

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Kate Hudson’s breast implants almost distract from her aging face that remind us all that life is short, things go sour fast, one day the milk is edible the next it is expired and you’re throwing up in your sink trying to hose the taste off your tongue because you accidentally put your mouth on it…and it’d be almost amazing to walk to drying out of a human like it was a grape turning into a raisin, but I’d rather look at young, fresh faced babes, who don’t look like old ladies at 40, because 40 is old age for a lady….Kate Hudson and her outfit may not be willing to accept that…but I think the proof is in the pudding…that is probably her vaginal secretions thanks to all that sex with pretty much everyone…that’s made her the person she is today….and I guess that’s the problem with getting old…every year 10 – 20 more cocks in you…just ramp you up to a place eventually people won’t want to touch..unless it’s to get to her mother who at 80…is still Goldie Hawn… A video posted by Kate Hudson (@katehudson) on Sep 14, 2015 at 5:30am PDT TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Hudson’s Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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