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Some Carmen Electra Birthday Boobage

Carmen Electra has got to be pretty damn old by now, she’s been in this business for decades, but I’ve got to say she’s still looking really good for her age. Whatever that age may be. Here she is at her birthday party over the weekend giving us the sexy eyes and a quality leg show all that good stuff, but where’s the cleavage? I always thought that cougars were supposed to really trash it up on their birthday, you know, wear a short skirts, let the cleavage spill out and drunkenly hit on every dude that walks by. What a waste.

Chloe Sims Has Massive Talents

There’s no better way to start the week off than with some pictures of a busty British nobody walking around town in a really tight dress with her massive breasts falling out. No really, mondays are the worst, how could it get any better than this? Here’s Chloe Sims and her substantial chesticles bouncing around town over the weekend. I would like to stick my face in there and see how long I can hold my breath…. Believe me, it won’t be long. I’ll be sucking in boobs air in no time.

Carmen Electra’s Oral Fixation

Here’s Carmen Electra packed into a tight dress at some party in Vegas over the weekend. We don’t see as much of this hottie anymore, I guess she’s getting a little old, it’s almost time to send the old girl out to pasture with all the other washed up hot chicks. I hear they run free on a farm in upstate New York somewhere, pouting and making sexy faces all day. Sounds nice. I’ve also included a video of Carmen taking a tumble in a fancy dress on the catwalk, not for any reason in particular, I just like watching hot chicks fall down. Enjoy.

Chloe Sims Knows How To Get Attention

I don’t know a whole hell of a lot about Chloe Sims , she’s some sort of glamour model, but she seems to fit into that busty drunken British chick category that I love so much. I’m pretty sure she and I could have a great internet romance. I think we should probably sexy Skype one another or something to really take our new found relationship to the next level. Here she is teasing me with some massive cleavage and half assed upskirt pictures. I’m falling in love.

Jessica Wright Is My Kind Of Woman

I’m going to assume that this Jessica Wright chick is one of the girls from the British show The Only Way To Essex , that thing seems to be filled with this kind of chick, I might have to figure out a way to watch a few episodes. Whoever she is, she’s got a few qualities I look for in a woman, a nice fake tan, perfect big breasts and some nice fake hair. My kind of girl. I would have also accepted daddy issues and alcohol addiction. Call me.

Rose McGowan’s Cougar Hotness

I like that Rose McGowan is becoming a sexy cougar, I’ve been craving an older bird over the last few years. Here she is in her sexy striped dress showing off her sexy aging hotness. I was at a bar last night and saw a cougar in leather pants, a leather jacket and leather boots that made her look like she was wearing a completely leather bodysuit. I think I fell in love with her. Sure she had a full head of hair extensions and a weird looking old lady face, but nobody’s perfect.

Jessica Wright Big Tanned Cleavage

I don’t know what the hell this thing called The Only Way Is Essex is, I assume some sort of crappy British soap opera, but here’s one of its stars heading out on the town. Her name is Jessica Wright , she looks like she’s about fifty years old, and she’s got a great set of chesticles on her. That’s all I need to know. Enjoy. more pictures of Jessica Wright here

Melissa Molinaro Is A Really Sexy Cop

I’m not a hundred percent sure where I know this Melissa Molinaro chick from, I think it was an Old Navy commercial, but she kind of looks like a younger Kim Kardashian and she’s dressed up in some sexy/slutty Halloween costumes so who cares. I mean a sexy cop and Jessica Rabbit ? Come on. Sure the Jessica Rabbit makes her kinda look like a tranny, but the sexy cop is working for me. She can handcuff me any time she wants.

Carmen Electra’s Still Got The Goods

Carmen Electra has been around for what seems like forever, I think she banged Prince if you can believe that, but I’ve got to say she’s still looking pretty good for a woman of such an advanced age. Her doctors must be really proud of themselves. Anyhow, here she is giving us a pretty good look at her front meat in a nice little dress at some event the other day. Even though I know she’s probably got all kinds of disgusting rockstar transmitted diseases, I think I’d still hit it. more pictures of Carmen Electra here

Carmen Electra Busts Out The Girls

And I though Nicole Scherzinger’s cleavage was impressive. I was way off. Here’s Carmen Electra letting us all know that she’s no slouch when it comes to showing off the girls in a cleavage busting top. I”m going to assume that this isn’t a very important event, Carmen Electra was invited after al, but any occasion that can bring out these classic fake breasts is alright with me. I don’t know how old she is now, but she’s still got it. more pictures of Carmen Electra here