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Rita Ora for Elle of the Day

Rita Ora is the Rihanna impersonator with big tits, who has recently started making a name for herself, because the Americans who co-signed on her shit, didn’t realize she was an Rihanna impersonator, and thought “Shit, we can make her the next Rihanna” and the good news about that is that for the most part, their marketing strategy involves showing off her tits, because so many girls can sing and be marketed, but only a few have big fucking titties. It’s what makes the real successes stand out from the rest. But unfortunately, their original focus and marketing strategy got lost in the mix, and now they’ve taken her to the fashion world, where there’s no sign of tits, or nipples, making me wonder where it all went wrong, or maybe she’s made it now and doesn’t need to be interesting to those of us who don’t give a fuck about her music. At least we have AN ARCHIVE OF THE BEST OF HER TITS OVER THE LAST YEAR SHE WAS TRYING TO MAKE IT …titties that were and that will never be the same again.

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Rita Ora for Elle of the Day

Solange Knowles Brings Her Crotchylicious Boogie Down To The ELLE Women In Music Concert

Solange Knowles showed off her funky two step at last night’s second annual ELLE Women in Music Concert in Hollyweird. Robyn and Theophilus London also performed, and slimmy trimmy Jordin Sparks was in the house!

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Solange Knowles Brings Her Crotchylicious Boogie Down To The ELLE Women In Music Concert

Olivia Palermo Is Bad at College [Socialites]

MTV reality star and socialite Olivia Palermo is 24 and still a sophomore at The New School . We hear she doesn’t pay much attention in class. Maybe that’s why she’s still in school! Oh, and she hates us. More

Another 12 Misspelled Signs

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Homelessness Now an Edge in Elle Internships

A homeless woman has landed a (coveted?) four-month internship with Elle magazine, proving that unemployed journalists need only fall a *little* farther to get “back in the game.” “Bri” (pictured, eyes) is a homeless blogger currently living in a car in a Wal-Mart parking lot. She wrote a letter to Elle columnist E.

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Homelessness Now an Edge in Elle Internships