The models name is Juliette. She seems like a lot of fun as she plays with fruit…unfortunately not the way at least 10 girls from Tinder have played with fruit for me…yes….I have been sent banana sex videos that I’ve probably requested thanks to my insertion fetish and their having Bananas as the only phallus in the kitchen…I tried rolling pin…I tried frying pan…I tried dammit…but bananas were good… I’ve been following the photographer… Emanuele Ferrari for at least a week, probably longer..I know zero to nothing about her…I don’t even know if she is a she…but if she was, it’d probably be easier to recruit hot enough hipsters to get topless in American Apparel boy underwear…a fetish that exists and that I actually know a dude who has it…and I always thought it was weird..but mainly because the underwear he was into girls wearing was little kid superhero underwear…just fucked up…but that has nothing to do with any of this…. The post Juliette Gone Bananas for Pineapples by Emanuele Ferrari of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I have no idea who Bridget Malcolm is, but I know that I want to get her pregant…even if it involves throwing my sperm at her as she walks by me on the street, because she’s just that good, so good, that she probably wouldn’t acknowledge me, and I need to take matters into my own hands, to breed with her…but I doubt I’d like her that much if I had to see her, listen to her or whatever.. I just googled her, she’s a Bridget Malcolm model…no wait a Victoria’s Secret model, who is currently in a fight because people are calling her too think or anorexic…how is that possible…there’s no such thing as too skinny…especially when you have big tits.. Here is her instagram…mad at you skinny shamers… Can we STOP with the skinny shaming please? I am extremely fit and healthy and am not in the slightest way anorexic. I have worked hard to look like this and am proud of my body. I may not be the curviest but I am a woman who has every right to look the way I do. Maybe today take a look inside yourself and wonder why you feel the need to shame strangers over the Internet about their bodies. Peace and love to you all – let’s change the conversation I take it back, I don’t want to get her pregnant, her face amazing…but here she is for Elle Australia… The post Bridget Malcolm for Elle Australia in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess Nina Dobrev got tired of hearing me call her super-cute all the time, because here she is at the Elle Women in TV Event looking all grown up. But as good as Nina’s looking, I think I’m going to need to see a little more skin before I can graduate her to super-hot status. So forget about classy award shows, Nina. All it takes is one beach day with the paps. I’m easy that way. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com
Viewers were treated to a mostly generic plot on State of Affairs Season 1 Episode 2 . It centered on a national security crisis, as a Russian ship was disguising itself at sea as an oil rig while hiding a submarine under the water. Watch State of Affairs Season 1 Episode 2 Online With divers trying to retrieve information from a CIA fiber optics line, the tether is cut by a storm and the submarine plummets to a depth it’s not built to reach. In D.C., Charlie, POTUS and the First Gentleman are having a meal in honor of Aaron’s birthday. Charlie wishes to never lose the feeling that Aaron is watching, while POTUS wishes for justice to bell all who took her son away. But what about Fatah? The asset Charlie is yet to tell her boss about? Charlie remains mum. Later on, Charlie receives a text message that reads “Remember Me?” It contains a photo of her and Nick escorting Fatah. We also later learn that a CIA asset named Anatoli is working to solve the Russian submarine problem and has contacted Langley for help. The main problem afoot? The data in the fiber optics cables is comprised not only weapons specs, but also the identities of all of their assets worldwide. What to do, what to do… Charlie ends up manipulating Anatoli to sacrifice himself for the sake of national security, using intel about him joining th CIA for a sense of self-worth against him. ELSEWHERE: Nestor Carbonell is introduced as the new Director of the CIA. Charlie laments the fate of Anatoli in a bar with Maureen, with Nick staring at them creepily from a car to conclude the episode. So, are you hooked? Will you keep tuning in for State of Affairs? Remember that you can watch State of Affairs online via TV Fanatic at any time in order to remain current on all happenings and developments.
Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood Season 1 Episode 11 featured heartbreak for one of the stars, to the point where there was not a dry eye in the house. If you watch Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood online , you know this show features serious drama. But nothing quite prepared us for what happened this week. Any guesses on who it involved and what the stunning turn of events was? When Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood Season 1 Episode 11 got underway, Nia’s miscarriage hit viewers like a ton of bricks, and made her rethink a lot of things. She and Soulja Boy are fighting as a result of it. Things are not pretty. Nia realizes that the man she loves, Dre (his real name is DeAndre Way), and the rapper known to the rest of us as Soulja Boy are not one and the same. Frankly, she’s not sure she can deal with the dichotomy much longer. Meanwhile, tensions are also high between Hazel and Teairra, who whom she reaches out in a mature attempt to make amends and actually apologizes to. Would this rare, classy gesture actually stick? That’s another story. However, when she asks Teairra to give up the song Yung Berg produced? You could realistically go out on a limb and say that did not go over all that well. Let’s just say that of all people you can give an ultimatum to, Teairra Mari doesn’t appreciate them and peaces out, casting doubt on the future of their relationship. Later, Moniece talks to some online celebrity gossip sites about her tumultuous past with Fizz, which he is not happy about and tears her a new one over. Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood Cast Photos 1. Yung Berg Yung Berg is a recurring player on Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood. Emphasis on player? Finally, the man, the myth, the legendary Ray J meets up with sister Brandy to discuss his female problems, most notably his fight with Morgan Hardman. Brandy thankfully gives it to him straight: RAY J IS THE PROBLEM! Later, the complicated life of Ray takes another dramatic turn when he cooks dinner for Princess Love and asks her not to talk to Morgan any longer. The couple’s conversation quickly goes south, and then some. Ray J suggests that they break up, or at least go on a break, at which point Princess starts throwing drinks and food at her man, because this is VH1. He appears to throw her in the pool in retaliation. Good stuff.
Kim Kardashian covers the latest issue of ELLE UK. This fact, in and of itself, isn’t exactly surprising, of course. But consider: she does so while fully clothed!!! Indeed, fresh off the Kim Kardashian nude Paper Magazine spread that still has the Internet aflutter, Kanye West’s better half graces three different covers for the Confidence Issue of this British tabloid. In the first, posted above, Kim pretends to be eating a cupcake, seductively staring at her icing-covered fingers. Will she put them in her mouth, thereby simulating oral sex and arousing millions of men around the world? We’ll likely never know. Turn the pages of this ELLE UK issue and you’ll read about how Kim makes $3,000 an hour; earns 20 new social media followers a minute; and how she has “redefined our perception of body beautiful through her unerring self-belief.” Ummm… okay. Sure. Whatever you say, ELLE UK editors. The two other cover shots of Kardashian feature her wearing a black waist belt and also her donning a leather jacket over a top that shows off Kim’s massive breasts . Speaking to Australia’s 2DAY FM shortly after the Kim Kardashian Paper pictorial went viral, Kim explained how she’s “very confident” about her body these days, making her the perfect cover gal for an issue about self-confidence. Then again, it’s a lot easier to be self-confident about your body when you have a personal chef, personal trainer and no full-time job to keep you occupied hours per day. 19 Worst Kim Kardashian Photos! 1. Kim Kardashian Krying Kim gets her ugly cry on. It’s definitely not her best look.
I like Rosie Huntington-Whitely. I usually don’t like to say too much about her because my words can’t seem to express just how lovely she is. I just like to acknowledge that I am looking at pics of her… Not because she’s into bald, rich action stars, that give me hope that one day, if ever I get bald, and I manage to get rich and ripped, I’ll have a model like Rosie to pretend to date, while fucking tons of other hot bitches on the side, because bitches love guys on TV or movies… Not because she’s made Megan Fox the never nude obsolete by proving that a titty model can do her job better than she can… And not even because she’s a titty model who is classy and naked all ove rthe internet… But because she’s hot…that’s why I like her…and here is her from a nice angle during fashion week… To see all the Fashion Week Pics CLICK HERE
I like Rosie Huntington-Whitely. I usually don’t like to say too much about her because my words can’t seem to express just how lovely she is. I just like to acknowledge that I am looking at pics of her… Not because she’s into bald, rich action stars, that give me hope that one day, if ever I get bald, and I manage to get rich and ripped, I’ll have a model like Rosie to pretend to date, while fucking tons of other hot bitches on the side, because bitches love guys on TV or movies… Not because she’s made Megan Fox the never nude obsolete by proving that a titty model can do her job better than she can… And not even because she’s a titty model who is classy and naked all ove rthe internet… But because she’s hot…that’s why I like her…and here is her from a nice angle during fashion week… To see all the Fashion Week Pics CLICK HERE
Rita Ora is the Rihanna impersonator with big tits, who has recently started making a name for herself, because the Americans who co-signed on her shit, didn’t realize she was an Rihanna impersonator, and thought “Shit, we can make her the next Rihanna” and the good news about that is that for the most part, their marketing strategy involves showing off her tits, because so many girls can sing and be marketed, but only a few have big fucking titties. It’s what makes the real successes stand out from the rest. But unfortunately, their original focus and marketing strategy got lost in the mix, and now they’ve taken her to the fashion world, where there’s no sign of tits, or nipples, making me wonder where it all went wrong, or maybe she’s made it now and doesn’t need to be interesting to those of us who don’t give a fuck about her music. At least we have AN ARCHIVE OF THE BEST OF HER TITS OVER THE LAST YEAR SHE WAS TRYING TO MAKE IT …titties that were and that will never be the same again.
