I’ve never heard of this Madame Figaro magazine before, but I might have to sign up for a yearly subscription after seeing this cover shoot they did with one of my favorite leggy Victoria’s Secret models Elsa Hosk . Because I’m pretty sure this random French magazine shoot is 100 times hotter than anything those so-called mens’ mags have put out in months. » view all 13 photos
I don’t know much about the business world, considering my “office” consists of a futon in my mom’s basement, but does anyone know if bloggers are allowed to claim workers’ comp? Because after checking out this latest round of lingerie booty goodness from Elsa Hosk , I’m pretty sure I’m going to be out of commission for the rest of the day. Yow! » view all 11 photos Continue reading →
In case you were wondering, Elsa Hosk has a nipple… In case you don’t know who Elsa Hosk is, that is…..because she used to be a titty model…sure it was titty for fashion…but still a titty model. Now she’s a victoria’s Secret model….who has a nipple…they frown upon models who don’t have nipples…those prejudice assholes with their NO NIPPLE SHAMING…. In case you don’t know what Victoria’s Secret is,….you don’t need to know, it’s some aggressively marketed mall brand shit, that really stupid people buy into and think is quality because the models they use are built up to be “celebrities” and thus important making the brand important… I’m just glad they haven’t officially used fat chicks yet…but we know it’s coming…. She’s pretty hot though – to see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE The post Elsa Hosk has a Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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I am incapable of posting as quickly as David Bellemere releases pictures of nude Victoria’s Secret models…or really all models…because it just seems to be an endless supply of titties for fashion on girls who are ridiculously good looking, so good looking they have made a career out of it, but that in and of itself is ugly, vapid, superficial, and takes away from their outter beauty – making me think that despite making their own money at this shit, they still want rich and famous dudes to validate their existence, but maybe they are just in the scene, that’s who’s hitting them up, and why date a broke person – Elsa Hosk, is a titty model from Sweden who got mainstream…because that’s how it works when you look like Elsa Hosk….things work out… The post Elsa Hosk – Naked for LUI Magazine and David Bellemere of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne was walking around in her bra….who fucking cares…really – there are just so many girls on the internet, in a recent study I’ve invented in my head – 80 percent of women post provocative pictures of themselves on social media – it’s empowering or the attention feels great – they just won’t let you know they are doing it or the sake of likes and hits and to feel good about their insecure selves – they need to polorize it – intellectualize it – maybe pretend they are art or artistic and this is their voice or vehicle…but it makes girls like Bella Thorne – totally average, typical, like every other girl…nothing special…not worth celebrating…because I’m more into local market shit…my coffee shop girl and cashier in bikini pics…not some Disney kid in content that I don’t watch and that doesn’t matter…. Entertainment industry is dead….celebrity is dead…you’re all just a big pile of sluts…so thank the sluts for that…by jerking off to them… It’ll be interesting to see what these famewhores start doing to get actually noticed as their teams scramble to figure out how to get views from everyone else trying to get views…I have a feeling it will involve spread anus…spread redheaded anus… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne in a Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I assume this is for some Victoria’s Secret ad, because Elsa Hosk, once a Titty Model, has become a mainstream underwear model, because sometimes titty modeling gets you noticed by big evil billion dollar brands – and they give you the opportunity to replace their other blonde 28 year old – while she’s out on maternity leave…because you wouldn’t want to ruin a good thing, or the balance of their marketing efforts – they need typecast sluts to fill roles….and they pay them well for it…even though they’d all do it for free as it validates all those years of showing their tits like strippers…..but for photographers… The whole thing, including these GIFS is silly…but they are less feminine that Tom Cruises version….which probably excites some of you homos… The post Elsa Hosk’s Risky Business of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I assume this is for some Victoria’s Secret ad, because Elsa Hosk, once a Titty Model, has become a mainstream underwear model, because sometimes titty modeling gets you noticed by big evil billion dollar brands – and they give you the opportunity to replace their other blonde 28 year old – while she’s out on maternity leave…because you wouldn’t want to ruin a good thing, or the balance of their marketing efforts – they need typecast sluts to fill roles….and they pay them well for it…even though they’d all do it for free as it validates all those years of showing their tits like strippers…..but for photographers… The whole thing, including these GIFS is silly…but they are less feminine that Tom Cruises version….which probably excites some of you homos… The post Elsa Hosk’s Risky Business of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Elsa Hosk is best served naked… She’s a Swedish Candice Swanepoel replacement, working for Victoria’s Secret because Candice is on Maternity leave, starving her baby weight off her so that she can get back into being overpaid for being a hot skinny tall chick..but she’s as old as Candice, which is weird…She also launched her career as a willing to get naked model, who is a great model as far as I’m concerned….what other kind of model would you want….at least for masturbation purposes which is my only use for models… She’s been recruited by the lovely and talented ladies who produce the For Love and Lemons line, that is usually styled awesome and interestingly, but for some reason they are using the mall brand’s girls to promote their dresses, despite being known for their lingerie, in what I guess is their way of being competitive of being on the mall brand’s level…but that I see as totally backwards since when I see Elsa Hosk…all I think is the bigger, evil mall brand… Not to mention they had her smoking, which pisses me off, especially for a california brand, smoking kills…and despite hating people…and knowing that people smoke…especially models trying to suppress their appetites…it makes me sick…it smells…it’s ghetto trailer trash shit…all I see is straight up pig stripper girls when I see a cigarette busted out….if you’re gonna smoke anything…be serious about it and go for the meth, crack, free base, heroin, even weed…there are options far more gangster than supporting evil tobacco companies like idiots.. This is disgusting, Elsa Hosk isn’t naked and is overpaid to do this…giving her an ego we hate….and she’s getting too old to be excited about…fuck 27 year olds..bring me 21 year old new blood…thanks in advance For Love and Lemons The post Elsa Hosk Smoking Cigarettes for the Kids and For Love and Lemons of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Elsa Hosk is a nude model, turned VS model, turned money making model – who was perfectly happy being a nude model, and who kept on getting nude until the world recognized her as the next Candice Swanepoel….and in being an exhibitionist, just happy to get naked, who has been seen naked, by anyone who would care about looking at pics of her…she’s clever enough to bed over and show a bit of the gold, give all men what we want girls to give us when they wear their short shorts and drop their phones or anything – obvlivious to the show they are giving, or totally aware and still giving it – cuz girls are naughty like that… The post Elsa Hosk Wishes You a Happy Labor Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .