There are many times I simply don’t understand fashion. I’ve seen some outrageous, strange, and slightly puzzling ensembles stroll down runways and on full display in photo spreads. And yet, no matter how crazy something might be, if you put the right model in these outfits—say Elsa Hosk—they can look so damn beautiful…. read more
Apparently this is – Selena Gomez – in her best picture in the history of any picture she’s ever done. I’m actually starting to understand the hype that is Selena Gomez…all it took was hitting her from the right angle and not in a Chris Brown kind of way, or even a Bieber’s ejaculate against her cervix kind of way, but in a hip, modern, one piece bathing suit that stages her puffy steroid from lupus cheeks in a way that doesn’t make her look like a cartoon character… I rarely think that Selena Gomez is hot, I usually am blinded by knowing she’s media manipulator, highly trained by the Disney school of entertainers, and that alone made her irritating about Bieber sex offending, about her LUPUS and her CHEMO to treat her LUPUS and the fact that she’s gone into pop star world…when she’s an actor as a fucking cash grab… But her implants are cool right… The post Selena Gomez in her Best Picture Ever of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Elsa Hosk is the Swedish Candice Swanepoel replacement at Victoria’s Secret, but the interesting thing about her, that really isn’t interesting, all this stuff is just nonsense… I feel like I’ve already posted these pics, probably 3000 or more times, not necessarily of Elsa Hosk, but every other Victoria’s Secret model and aspiring Victoria’s secret model, who takes cheesy pics like that…they don’t always have nopples in them, but for a bitch who started out as a nude model, who only broke into Victoria’s Secret at 27 years old, when other girls retire….at that age…because it took 8 years of her her getting topless to make enough noise to get cast in the right job that led to the evil human trafficking billion dollar brand…. This is part of the evil brand’s marketing strategy, pay magazines to promote the girls, because it promotes the brand…brilliant even if so simple… I guess that means Elsa Hosk is corporate owned…and I like women who are owned, especially in this era of “women’s rights” even though they have rights….it’s not Suffragette..but let’s pretend it is. The post Elsa Hosk Tits for Vogue Spain of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am not Elsa Hosk’s biggest creepy fan but I am exposed to Elsa Hosk all the fucking time doing what I do, which I am not quite sure what I do, but I see her face all over the place and as an immigrant working for a billion dollar brand, it’s safe to say the billion dollar brand is behind her being shoved down my throat…even though I should be the one doing the down throat shoving…but I am not because I am not sure what I do…so the throat fucking is done by the execs who cast her, before they figuratively shove her down our throats via marketing… I do understand her hustle, I do appreciate that a nude model can make it in the world, it is like Kim Kardashian teaching young girls the importance of fucking in video to get rich and famous, even though we all know only 1-5 girls actually benefit from sex tapes, while the 1000s who do them just benefit me when I get to watch them….and that is just fine. Elsa is still behind the scenes on the malll brand shoot looking great – because of her nipples. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Elsa Hosk Still Has Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! 20 Questions with Pornstar Carmen Valentina Fleshbot VS Models get naked, wet, and dirty! Taxi Driver Movie Elsa Hosk topless for Guess and GQ Italy The Nip Slip Vita Sidorkina naked for LUI Magazine Drunken Stepfather Jodie Gasson tries on a bikini Egotastic All Stars Kerry Marie with glory hole dildos Boobie Blog Megan McKenna sunbathes in Miami Last Men on Earth The Best Poison Ivy Cosplay for her 50th Birthday Double Viking Ana Cheri with the underestimated butt selfie Steakwood … read more
This is the Elsa Hosk’s fourth post today…and not because I am Elsa Hosk’s biggest creepy fan, who follows her every fucking move…even though you would assume I would be that guy considering I run a fucking blog on these girls like I think these girls are important and worth talking about. I do this because I am bad at business and bad at creativity navigating the media space…and social media space..because I don’t like leaving my couch….so hosting content, or coming up with something revolutionary is a waste of time, when I can just post model tits and make my drinking money… This is just Victoria’s Secret saying Candice Swanepoel is pregnant, but don’t get mad at them for that, don’t give up on them for her taking loads 5 years too early, because she’s been at this shit forever and it’s time to spend that racist South African money…but they’ve got a replacement, same age, different ethnicity, similar face…amazingly easy to get into…in this lazy world that doesn’t like change…keep things the same for us… So here is their investment, showing tits, because they can’t have her show her tits for them, they’ll be considered porn, the Christians will got nuts, the mall stores will have to be shut down, because no one likes pornographers, so do it in men’s magazines…GQ ITALIA…all part of the media run by marketing budget scam…the media controlled by advertiser….because people are idiots and believe what they see….and consumers need protection against brands and advertsiers – they are evil corporations….but media need money so do what the evil corporations say…and that’s not so bad when it means the corporate sponsored models get naked… The post Elsa Hosk Nude for GQ Italia May 2016 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I’ve always thought Zendaya was super-cute, but for whatever reason, she hasn’t quite graduated to sexy status just yet. Although I’m not sure how that works with Disney stars. Maybe they need to be off the channel before they can really live up to their hottie potential and start dropping bikini selfies on Instagram. In which case, I hope Zendaya’s show gets canceled ASAP. That said, here she is putting on a pretty sexy leg show and grabbing a handful at the Marie Claire Fresh Face party. And she might not have the biggest booty I’ve ever seen, but if she needs an extra hand, I’ve got two free ones right here… Actually, nevermind, better make that one. Sorry, TMI? Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
I know I like to talk up my ability to find new hotties for us all to drool over, but I’ve got to give credit where credit’s due: Victoria’s Secret has discovered some of the hottest models in the business over the years. And Elsa Hosk here is one of them. She may not be as big a name as some of their other Angels, but if she keeps doing photoshoots this blisteringly hot, that’s not going to last long. Enjoy. » view all 14 photos Continue reading →
Elsa Hosk is some Swedish model showing her tits for some bootleg VOGUE Magazine… I don’t know what the fuck a BELLEZA is, but maybe it’s not bootleg at all, maybe I am just the uncultured one…maybe VOGUE BELLEZA is the Vogue everyone aspires to be in…or maybe it doesn’t matter because they got her naked. Elsa Hosk naked is lovely, but it’s nothing new, because before she was one of the models you thought about while fucking your wife / pocket pussy / ripe melon last year following the VS fashion show you watched…..she was getting topless for “fashion” consistently…. HERE ….and HERE and HERE . I use “fashion” in quotes, because it was more strategic topless pics, pushed to the internet, making her semi known, helping her audition for the mall brand lingerie company, leading to all this fame and fortune she now has…because it all starts with the tits… The post Elsa Hosk Tits for Vogue Belleza for my Birthday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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