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Adriana Lima for Victoria’s Secret Catalog Pics of the Day

Posted on July 17, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are some catalog shots of Adriana Lima for Victoria’s Secret that are photoshopped to shit and shot in a way that doesn’t make her look like an old fat mom of 12. I guess she’s one of their big names and sells a lot of product for them and they are not ready to put her on the back burner of their roster and just have her show up to reunion tour events just yet, because they stupidly locked her into a 10 year contract they can’t get out of, without realizing that by 30, she’d look more like she’s 45, that never happens to models, they took a gamble, but at least the corrupt billion dollar company is doin the best they can with what they have….I guess.

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Barbara Palvin in a Bikini for Jason Lee Perry of the Day

Posted on July 17, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I may not think Barbara Palvin is all that great, but it turns out, I appreciate staring at pics of her in a bikini, which may not be saying much for Barbara Palvin since I’ll watch any and all girls in a fucking bikini provided they have a vagina, which is actually even optional requirement, because with a proper tuck job, like they were Gisele Bundchen, and a tight body with decent tits, I can be fooled…in an out of sight out of mind situation. That’s not to say Palvin has a cock, even though it is assumed she did considering she was rumoured to have sex with Beiber and cock is the only way for him, but it is to say if she did, I’d probably still be trying to get a boner for her hot little body, that in person is probably a big body, because that’s just the kind of guy I am.

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Haley Joel Osment Has Titties of the Day

Posted on July 17, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

For those of you who don’t read the site, I have a theory that Haley Joel Osment has re-purposed himself as Emily Osment, because awkward child stars, who were Oscar Nominated, and loved the attention and praise at a young age, who got awkward and lost the praise by puberty, can be cleaver enough to know that as long as they have tits, a face and dick don’t matter…cuz guys will become fans, they will masturbate to your picture, and you’ll be back in the game, like you never got awkward… I could be wrong, but it’d be good if it was fact. It would make this girl’s story far more dramatic and worth noticing, something her cleavage makes me think she wants!!

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Emily Osment’s Artistic Bikini Pic of the Day

Posted on April 9, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Emily Osment, who we all know from her role in The Sixth Sense, when she used to be a pre-pubescent boy, before being ruined by puberty and forced to use his child star, Oscar nominee money, on getting the chop. A chop that allowed him to become this girl who is always in her bikini, because he knows what the people want, and he knows if he’s spent all this time and money on the sex change he might as well show off his assets, because ultimately, he was a boy once, and he knows that boys like sluts. Not that posting a bikini pic makes you a slut, having a vagina does.

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Emily Osment Instagrams a Bikini of the Day

Posted on April 1, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It upsets me that no one has done any background or investigative research into my allegations that Emily Osment is just Haley Joel Osment dealing with falling off the deep end when no one thought he was cute anymore, you know when his appeal as the young boy in all the Steven Spielberg movies fizzled out thanks to puberty, leaving him sitting at home trying to mastermind how to pull this shit together and have a second chance, leading to some Amanda Bynes in She’s the Man / Jonathan Brandis in Ladybugs / pretend you’re a girl, pose in your bikini cuz dudes are blinded by bikinis, and ride out your fame for a few more years…..I guess no one bothers, cuz he’s always in a bikini, which goes back to my previous point, guys are blinded by bikinis, and that’s all that fucking matters, until you end up going home with him after a lot of drinking only to find he’s pre-op , not that that would stop you, it’s not gay if there’s titty….

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Emily Osment Bikini Ass on the Beach of the Day

Posted on February 18, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

My ongoing Emily Osment joke is that she is Haley Joel Osment….and it never gets old…if anything, the more I say it, the more real it feels….now a little backstory for those of you who don’t understand….Haley Joel Osment was the Jennifer Lawrence of his time, Oscar nominated at 8, cast in every movie that needed a kid, or that was made by Steven Spielberg….but then he hit puberty….and no one wanted to touch him….cuz puberty made him fucking awkward and the only way to get that taste of fame that he was so addicted to….was to repackage himself as a chick….and thus the transformation began….and today it brings us to the beach in her bikini…. I could be wrong about my theory…it happens…but I think it makes her more interesting and that if anything she should hire me to be her publicist…I do magical things with lies….

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Emily Osment Tits for Instagram of the Day

Posted on December 19, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know much about Emily Osment, but I do know that she’s got a crazy fan base that send me hate mail everytime I say that she’s actually Haley Joel Osment after his sex stage cuz being a child star fucked him up so hard and the reality that he was no longer cute setting in at a young age, after having an addiction for being wanted…or deemed cute…has led to turning himself into a chick…cuz chicks always get love for being chicks…even when they are ugly…cuz guys are perverts and other girls are too nice to hate on them….. Here are her hormonally enhanced breast on blast for instagram….wonder when she’ll get nominated for her next Oscar…like it was Sixth Sense all over again…

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Emily Osment Is Red Hot

Posted on December 11, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Man, thanks to Instagram and Twitter, it’s just so easy to be a perv uh, I mean, a celebrity blogger these days. First, we had those awesome Rihanna pictures , and now here’s Emily Osment looking good, and all grown up. So thanks Emily for helping make this job easy for me. I wouldn’t even have had to put on pants today, if it weren’t for that prude Starbucks manager complaining about health codes.

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Rocio Guirao Diaz Models Lingerie of the Day

Posted on November 20, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Rocio Guirao Diaz and she’s from Argentina…and probably only really known in Argentina….because I’ve never heard of her…but then again…all these girls…whether naked or half naked…unless seriously and aggressively shoved down my throat are forgettable…so maybe I have heard of her….maybe I’v even slept with her and just don’t remember it…because as a drunk…I don’t remember anything….but I probably just thought the girl I was banging was this hot…as I tend to do…becaus as a drunk…fat chicks seem less fat…their bodies soft and delicate and amazing to violate…while they are eager to be violated…cuz male attention only comes a couple of times a year after hard drinking…but the nice thing is that it doesn’t matter how vile the girls I bang are…what matters is how not-vile I think they are when I am banging them…cuz those beer goggles are my reality…. Here’s Rocio Guirao Diaz modeling lingerie….like she’s not the mom of 2…..

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Emily Osment in a Corset for Instagram of the Day

Posted on November 20, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think I am the only one who finds it funny to have a conspiracy theory about Emily Osment…you know that she’s Haley Joel Osment after his sex change…like this shit was Amanda Bynes in She’s a Man…or Rodney Dangerfield’s dainty Jonathan Brandis pre suicide in Ladybugs…pulling the broken child star out of the depths of hell…and re-packaging it as a cute girl…cuz no one cares about him anymore thanks to puberty and the only way to stunt that shit is hormone therapy…. It makes total sense to me…and here he is in a Corset…in what may be the least erotic pic I’ve seen of someone in a corset….I guess he hasn’t fully grasped how to move like a lady…

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