My ongoing Emily Osment joke is that she is Haley Joel Osment….and it never gets old…if anything, the more I say it, the more real it feels….now a little backstory for those of you who don’t understand….Haley Joel Osment was the Jennifer Lawrence of his time, Oscar nominated at 8, cast in every movie that needed a kid, or that was made by Steven Spielberg….but then he hit puberty….and no one wanted to touch him….cuz puberty made him fucking awkward and the only way to get that taste of fame that he was so addicted to….was to repackage himself as a chick….and thus the transformation began….and today it brings us to the beach in her bikini…. I could be wrong about my theory…it happens…but I think it makes her more interesting and that if anything she should hire me to be her publicist…I do magical things with lies….
We always knew she was a bit more Two Poon Junction than Two Moon Junction , but now Little Darlings star Kristy McNichol has officially announced that she is gay. But why now, after two decades of living quietly with her dogs and long-term ladyfriend far from the bright lights of Hollywood? As her publicist Jeff Ballard tells People , it’s for the children: “[Kristy] is very sad about kids being bullied. She hopes that coming out can help kids who need support. She would like to help others who feel different.” We’re pretty sure that just knowing who Kristy McNichol is is enough to make a high-school kid different these days, but hey….it’s the thought that counts, right? Kristy, we (one-handedly) salute you! Mr. Skin members can see the breast of former child star Kristy McNichol right here at MrSkin.com!
Apparently some people felt an apology was in order after Madonna was overheard dissing a gift she received from an ambushing fan at a Venice Film Festival press conference for her new, lovingly panned movie W.E. . “I absolutely loathe hydrangeas,” she purred, adding, “[The fan] obviously doesn’t know that.” You know what I say to that? LEGEND. She is a LEGEND. Also: Madonna is a prim English rose, you simpering plebe! She is not a baroque tolerator of hydrangeas! But her publicist would like to address her offending comments anyway .
Tara Reid’s shitty Honeymoon Pics with her Weird Looking, Likely Gay, Husband she’s probably paying were posted to twitter by what I can only assume was her publicist because Tara Reid definitely still has a staff behind her that needs to get paid and what better way to get work or at least money than to remind us assholes that she exists…I mean if I was a drunken party slut who was running out of American Pie money, I’d pretend to get married too…shit doesn’t fuck with a schedule like trying to hang on with Dancing with the Stars… She/ her publicist wrote inspiring messages like “Happiness”, “Peace”, “Bulgaria we Love You”….insane… She’s still hot…damaged…pushing 40 and still down to party hard in luxury cuz she was famous once…and as far as I’m concerned…that’s perfection…
“A wanna-be reality TV star turned herself in Friday night to face charges of slicing a bouncer’s face during a brawl at an upscale SoHo club, cops said. Rashidah Ali, who sells high-priced heels to celebrities and has guest spots on “Basketball Wives” and “Real Housewives of Atlanta,” was charged with felony assault. She is accused of slashing bouncer Joseph Wright from his hairline to his mouth during her birthday blowout at Greenhouse on Jan. 26. She turned herself in to cops last night even though she is “totally not guilty” of any wrongdoing, her publicist, Soulgee McQueen, said in an email to the Daily News. Wright, 31, said he was dragging two belligerent partygoers out of the VIP section when Ali rushed and clawed at him. He suffered a severed nerve and artery and took 50 stitches.” -NY Daily News
Someone’s eager for attention….maybe it’s gotta do with being 18 and no one caring….maybe it’s gotta do with trying to convince her parents not to divorce….and who really cares…cuz this is so fucking annoying…I haven’t seen someone play up weed this much since the high school dance I just snuck into to sell the kids fake blow that they thought was real blow. I have gone through life without any videos of me smoking drugs surfacing. Most of my young hot girl friends have gone through life without any videos of them smoking drugs surfacing. The reason this video exists is because Miley Cyrus wanted it to exist. She wanted you to watch it. She wanted to have people think she was high, but I’ve been high and this bitch is just faking. This is a lie. Not that smoking weed is even a fucking issue these days. So many people are weed heads, whether they are 15 or 65, so who really gives a fuck. When people report this shit, I feel life is one big high school movie from the 80s, with boring rules, where they play up the stoners being losers, when in reality, everyone likes to get fucked up. The weed laws are dated like prohibition. America is like a prison. You keep telling yourself you’re free while I don’t watch this Miley Cyrus high act cuz it’s too loud for my hangover…. I think she should break her parent’s divorce and broken for this when her publicist makes a statement…..like every stripper, hooker, crackhead before her. Next time she releases a video of her getting high, let’s hope it involves pussy getting penetrated.
“The surgery was highly successful,” Aretha Franklin, 68, said in a statement. “God is still in control. I had superb doctors and nurses whom were blessed by all the prayers of the city and the country. God bless you all for your prayers!” Aretha Franklin is doing well after undergoing a mystery surgery on Thursday. She underwent the procedure about 5 a.m. Thursday at a Detroit hospital. The reason for the surgery was not revealed. In November, her publicist announced that she had canceled al
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