I still don’t get how Christie Brinkley is 62 and still manages to look this crazy hot. I assume it has something to do with good genes, but I never paid much attention in science. All I know is, here’s Christie and her ageless cleavage looking red-hot at the Target launch party for New York Fashion Week, and that’s more than good enough for me. Enjoy. Photos: WENN.com
I know I like to make fun of these so-called professional Instagram models, but here’s one of my all-time favorites Emily Ratajkowski hard at work in a few new bikini pictures. And after seeing these, I’d like to apply to be Emily’s personal wedgie picker. What? If being a professional Insta-hottie can be a real job, professional wedgie assistant should be too. It’s only fair.
Rat Cow is 25 – I think, and at 25 is when the metabolism starts to slow down – and ass and tits and gut start to get bigger, unless you starve yourself…and there is always that window where things still look good, a bigger ass is fun, and since you’ve already over exposed them tits, and you don’t want to be seen as a tit model…it’s important…to showcase all your other talents…and for some girls, being something people want to fuck is as good as they get…no matter how hard they try to pretend they are more…it always goes back to the half naked, full naked, tits and ass…shameless self promoter…and there is a place in the world for this…I just wish there was more sex videos to back all this up…. The post Rat Cow is More Than Just TITS of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I have no problem admitting that I need a reminder every now and then. I wouldn’t so much say that I am forgetful, but having a little note letting me that I need to do something or I should remember something is always welcome. That’s why I love Emily Ratajkowski’s Instagram account because it’s such a wonderful reminder of how unbelievable hot Emily Ratajkowski truly is. … read more
I don’t know if this is Leslie Jones….or if it is a prank cuz a story of her pics being hacked…I know that any fat black girl could pass for her…and possibly some farm animals…and that’s not a racist statement – it applies to white girls this size also….and really, a lot of dudes love big girls overpowring them. I know at least one skinny white dude who seeks this shit out…big black girls suffocating him out…true story… I know Ghostbusters sucked, people blamed her…it was a terrible idea. I know some people find her comedy brilliant. I know lots of ppl went racist on her on twitter – making Harambe jokes…and I know what she may look like taking it up the ass…..GRAPHIC… I also know this may get me sued…so we will say it’s PROBABLY NOT Leslie Jones….it can’t be Leslie Jones….we don’t need to s this – but if the lawyers come at me – we will know the truth…. The post Lesly Jones’ Alleged Hacked Photos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Emily Rat Cow is garbage. Last week’s kitchen garbage. Just played out, used up and already past around and exhausted…that pussy is prolapsed hanging halfway down her leg after the gangbang that is running train on her… But she’s still working it, keep this alive as long as she can, don’t let it end just yet – she still has followers so keep them happy….with her ass… An ass I would lick back to health after that gangbang because this love is real. The post Rat Cow Nude and Slutty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Emily Rat Cow is garbage. Last week’s kitchen garbage. Just played out, used up and already past around and exhausted…that pussy is prolapsed hanging halfway down her leg after the gangbang that is running train on her… But she’s still working it, keep this alive as long as she can, don’t let it end just yet – she still has followers so keep them happy….with her ass… An ass I would lick back to health after that gangbang because this love is real. The post Rat Cow Nude and Slutty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne is still a 40 year old pretending to be 18 in my mind, but the reality is that she’s probably just an 18 year old and thanks to all the porn these kids have been exposed to, and all the slutty idols they have grown up with, and all the vapid and horny dudes they’ve been surrounded by thanks to their moms whoring them out to the industry…they just know how to be subtle slutty – showing off enough body that it’s enough for creepy old dies who are jerking off to her to jerk off to her…increasing her numbers, getting her booked, so that she can have meaningless sex with one nights stands she comes across and her generation is just a bunch of self involved masturbating primates….using each other to cum…nothing wrong with that… Here she is working out again…gotta maintain that body she’s milked to get to this point… Here she is at some festival with her sister….being festival girls… The post Bella Thorne’s Useless Workout GiF of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Clothed at the beach on a half naked hooker – makes total sense… I don’t know what she’s trying to re-invent, or what the fuck marketers who hire her are thinking, because I know she charges a lot, I tried to book her to suck my dick at my birthday photoshoot and it was unaffordable… What I am saying is she’s a nobody, she doesn’t matter, she’s not influential, or an INFLUENCER, fuck that word INFLUENCER…she doesn’t influence shit, but maybe makes that Blurred lines song more tolerable when you can jerk off to her tits.. So this is some AMERICAN EAGLE shoot, where she’s doing her “art” on the beach, because her dad is some Bob Ross high school art teacher, which is less creepy than a high school gym teacher, but still the kind of guy who may jerk off to nude paintings he’s done of his daugther’s glorious tits…because she does have glorious tits…but tits don’t sell cheap jeans…tits are meant to be stared at…and she picked up some basic art techniques she’ll need when she becomes the topless girl on Venice beach painting beaches with her tits for 40 dollars to buy drugs that give her that high she once felt when she was at her peak…. So the more she gets clothed, and tries to be a serious personality, the more uninteresting she is, but yes, she will maintain her audience and fans…yes…people don’t unfollow…and yes..she’ll get naked again..she needs to be..but she’s not in these pics…but should be…what the fuck is she thinking.. THE PANTS ARE FOR THE FIRST DANCE AT THE STRIP CLUB…THE SLOW SONG IS THE PUSSY SONG you dumb twat… TO see the rest of the pics