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Em Rat Cow Gets Work of the Day

Em Rat Cow finally gets work! Her million dollar making scam continues to deliver because no matter how irrelevant people like me think she is, she’s got a massive social media following and someone will still throw money her way because that following isn’t going anywhere…that following is locked in…and until Instagram is irrelevant…she will continue to exist…and really I don’t give her enough credit…She identified her massive tits, she used her massive tits, she pulled out her massive tits, because she was confident in her massive tits…she never did porn or real sleazy shit…it was always mainstream tits…making it easier for girls I sext to justify showing their tits…that aren’t as nice as Rat Cow tits, but that are still tits….exposed tits…so even if she’s overrated, irrelevant, non existent…and her contribution to the world has been low level, self involved, and boring…she still lazily showed her tits and that’s the kind of lazy hustle we need…to see tits….working towards a dream… The post Em Rat Cow Gets Work of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Is Lindsay Lohan Back in the Game?!

Despite a rocky career, her on-screen nudity was increasing before her career got a wee bit rocky—but now that she’s back, will it pick up again? … read more

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Is Lindsay Lohan Back in the Game?!

Despite a rocky career, her on-screen nudity was increasing before her career got a wee bit rocky—but now that she’s back, will it pick up again? … read more

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Emily Ratajkowski Nude On a Horse, Of Course

Forget Mr. Ed, Emily Ratajkowski will turn you into Mr. Spread… It Around In Your Pants! Ponying up to horses while nude is a modeling pube-licity trick as old as time, and thankfully in the August issue of Harper’s Bazaar Emily keeps the tradition alive in this hot naked shoot! … read more

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Emily Ratajkowski Nude On a Horse, Of Course

Forget Mr. Ed, Emily Ratajkowski will turn you into Mr. Spread… It Around In Your Pants! Ponying up to horses while nude is a modeling pube-licity trick as old as time, and thankfully in the August issue of Harper’s Bazaar Emily keeps the tradition alive in this hot naked shoot! … read more

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Em Rat Cow Naked Again for Attention of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is grinding her vagina against horses because she’s so fancy, high budget, regal and doing weird theatrical nude photoshoots for magazines to ensure she still maintains her position as go to nude model because going Hollywood has been pretty challenging for her and her tila tequila level of talent…. She gave us the tits and is still tits….a great body yes….and that’s about it…which I guess is enough…. Like the female Fabio on the cover of a romance novel…magic The post Em Rat Cow Naked Again for Attention of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kanye, Kim, And Taylor Swift Nude In Bed?

Get ready internet because the conspiracy theories and whatnots are about to explode thanks to Kayne West’s new video which features a topless “Taylor Swift.”… read more

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Ever Wonder Where Emily Ratajkowski Got Her Fantastic… Looks?

Every single one of us is made up of some genes from our father and some genes from our mother. Sometimes it can be hard to tell what we got from each parent, but I think we can all see what Emily Ratajkowski got from her mother. She’s got some huge… strains of genes. … read more

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Sophie Simmons Squishes In Little Lingerie

I knew that Sophie Simmons was trying to make the move from celebrity daughter to just “celebrity,” but I never realized that she wanted to become a lingerie model until now. Anyway, I’d point out that being Gene Simmons’ daughter doesn’t automatically qualify you to be a professional hottie, but hey, who am I to get in the way of someone’s dreams to take their clothes off for money? Enjoy. Continue reading

Emily Ratajkowski And Her Mom Have Natural Talents

Here’s my favorite Instagram model Emily Ratajkowski doing what she does best: taking selfies in a bikini and giving us all a serious pants fire. P.S. According to my sources, that’s her mom with her in the second picture, so I guess now we know where Emily gets her natural “talents” from. Continue reading