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The Tits from Blurred Line Video in One of her Last Campaigns of the Day

In case you were wondering, Emily Ratajkowski may not be relevant anymore, people may have forgotten she exists, she may still be getting some shitty little we jobs in the process of falling off, and she may be getting cameo’s in movies that are out of touch and just trying to tackle what they assume people are into…without actually knowing what people are into…and she’s still got tits. Which pretty much means, she’ll be ok… Not because a woman is defined by her tits, her relevance defined by her tits, her existene defined by her tits…I am a firm believer that women are amazing, and can be smart and powerful and inspiring…but not so much when they lower their worth to their tits..because when they do..they become just tits…and I guess in Emily Ratajkowski’s case..they are pretty good tits…. I wouldn’t mind catching her as she falls, you know with my mouth…even though I’m sure she’s been in some weird places…in this short lived career. The post The Tits from Blurred Line Video in One of her Last Campaigns of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Cummed On Hair Shows Off Her Bird Face in One of her Final Shoots of the Day

I think the title of this post pretty much sums it all up… Let me repeat: Emily Ratajkowski’s Cummed On Hair Shows Off Her Bird Face in One of her Final Shoots One more time: Emily Ratajkowski’s Cummed On Hair Shows Off Her Bird Face in One of her Final Shoots Let me explain…this girl is a set of tits, on a hot fit body, with an average at best face, who is overrated and getting some work because she’s overrated, thanks to her set of tits, fit body…because it cancels out her bird face….and coupled with fucking producers and actors for movie roles, so that she can be like “Cara Delvingne” without the success…and transition from 200 dollar a day model to movie star…as the romantic comedy world needs babes who show their tits…all because she shows her tits…and those dudes get things they find hot to ride their dicks in real life… It’s a “hey who is that girl with the tits in that music video”….”Mr Afleck and David Fincher…her name is Emrata, she’s from Southern California and really wants to be famous”….”Ok, offer her a shitty part in our movie, but tell her she has to fuck us”….”Mr Afleck, that would be her dream”…situation… And I guess this Yu Tsai shoot.. really captures her cummed on hair….much better than the porn chicks I follow on snap chat… Anyway, unless she pulls off an Alba…she’s near the end….and this is one of her final shoots… The post Emily Ratajkowski’s Cummed On Hair Shows Off Her Bird Face in One of her Final Shoots of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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I think the title of this post pretty much sums it all up… Let me repeat: Emily Ratajkowski’s Cummed On Hair Shows Off Her Bird Face in One of her Final Shoots One more time: Emily Ratajkowski’s Cummed On Hair Shows Off Her Bird Face in One of her Final Shoots Let me explain…this girl is a set of tits, on a hot fit body, with an average at best face, who is overrated and getting some work because she’s overrated, thanks to her set of tits, fit body…because it cancels out her bird face….and coupled with fucking producers and actors for movie roles, so that she can be like “Cara Delvingne” without the success…and transition from 200 dollar a day model to movie star…as the romantic comedy world needs babes who show their tits…all because she shows her tits…and those dudes get things they find hot to ride their dicks in real life… It’s a “hey who is that girl with the tits in that music video”….”Mr Afleck and David Fincher…her name is Emrata, she’s from Southern California and really wants to be famous”….”Ok, offer her a shitty part in our movie, but tell her she has to fuck us”….”Mr Afleck, that would be her dream”…situation… And I guess this Yu Tsai shoot.. really captures her cummed on hair….much better than the porn chicks I follow on snap chat… Anyway, unless she pulls off an Alba…she’s near the end….and this is one of her final shoots… The post Emily Ratajkowski’s Cummed On Hair Shows Off Her Bird Face in One of her Final Shoots of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Lopez Ass in Concert of the Day

Jennifer Lopez doesn’t realize she’s 100 years old. This is the proof as her BOTOX face and spanx wearing gunt gets squeezed the fuck in in concert… Something that may not be erotic to you, but is probably erotic to J.Lo fans, that do exist because she still exists….and that is erotic to me, even if it is not erotic at all, becauase I like seeing old rich ladies playing like they are still young and as hot as they were when they fucked their way to the top… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Lopez Ass in Concert of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emily Ratjkowski and Others at the Entourage Premiere of the Day

Emily Ratjkowski was a the Entourage premiere, because she’s in the Entourage movie, pretty used properly by the Entourage producers on their cash grab to get the most that they can out of Entourage and 45 year old lame hollywood dudes on the escapades that people seem to enjoy, because they cast her as HERSELF…. As you know, all great actresses are cast as THEMSELVES…after sleeping with the production team and cast…. Fingers crossed that this is one of Emily Ratajkowski’s final appearances in film, because everyone knows, she’s just a set of tits… She’s not as hot as her tits, she’s not as talented or smart as an Alba, which isn’t saying much, I have a hard time seeing much of a future for her…but at least rich people will always be there to pay her for her time… Samantha Hoopes also there…stealing the show… Nina Agdal also there…because it was a Sports Illustrated reunion movie… Haley Joel Osment the Bruce Jenner No One Cared was a Bruce Jenner was also there… The post Emily Ratjkowski and Others at the Entourage Premiere of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emily Ratajkowski Will Blow Your Mind

I know that I used to call  Emily Ratajkowski just a Playboy model who got lucky , but I’ve really come around on Emily lately. Mostly thanks to photoshoots like this one, which are hot enough to give me a permanent pants fire. And if she keeps it up, Emily could get even luckier and graduate from A-list supermodel to a future ex-Mrs. Tuna. Fingers crossed. » view all 12 photos

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Emily Ratajkowski in One of Her Last Photoshoots of the Day

Sports Illustrated has figured out how the internet works and I guess are releasing a photoshoot a day from their archives or from new content they shoot when they ship these girls to shoot for them..and today, I guess is Charity Day, you know pre-memorial day handouts…where they featured our friend Emily Ratajkowski and her amazing body, that must include Fake tits, because tits just don’t come in that shape and size…but when they do..they lead to instagram stardom…that I am sure is fizzling out, but that I’ll bring back to life…with my substantially influential blog…exposing her to 12 people who already probably jerk off to her… All this to say, I predict her being replaced by other big titty models, she’s just not compelling or exciting enough to really bother with..but Alba did exist for being just a hot chick, so you never know…but what I do know…is that she plays hard to get with me…with all that blocking on social media..and that makes me want to marry her…you know to keep things exciting…but until I get off my couch to propose to her..I’ll just stare and wonder how this happened…for 30 seconds…ok…over it.. The post Emily Ratajkowski in One of Her Last Photoshoots of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nina Agdal’s Got Great Cannes

I can’t tell you what Nina Agdal is doing at Cannes (besides potentially catching something from Paris Hilton ), but I can tell you that these red carpet pictures aren’t nearly as hot as her last photoshoot. But I guess once you’ve seen Nina  go au natural , nothing less will do. Call me spoiled if you want, but I just have high standards. …Stop laughing, that wasn’t supposed to be a joke. Photos: WENN.com

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Emily Ratajkowski Is An A-List Hottie

Now that  Emily Ratajkowski is an A-list model thanks to me and the Tuna Bump (you’re welcome, by the way), she gets invited to all kinds of fancy events, like the 67th annual Parson Fashion Benefit in New York. And you’d think she’d take me to one of them one of these days as a thank-you or something. Then again, I’d also take lingerie selfies sent to my inbox or 30 seconds of motorboating her perfect cleavage. Honestly, I’m not really that picky. Photos: WENN.com

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Now that  Emily Ratajkowski is an A-list model thanks to me and the Tuna Bump (you’re welcome, by the way), she gets invited to all kinds of fancy events, like the 67th annual Parson Fashion Benefit in New York. And you’d think she’d take me to one of them one of these days as a thank-you or something. Then again, I’d also take lingerie selfies sent to my inbox or 30 seconds of motorboating her perfect cleavage. Honestly, I’m not really that picky. Photos: WENN.com

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