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Emily Rat Cow Tries to Kate Upton of the Day

The only problem with Emily Ratajkowski is her face…I mean that and her shitty attitude where she assumes that she’s important because she’s got great tits that I am pretty sure are just expensive implants…because I’ve seen expensive implants and they look like this….not to mention a homie who worked at a dematologist office told me Emily Ratajkowski got her lips done there…not that her lip’s authenticity make her any more talented, interesting, capable of carrying a career.. She’s a young girl who got naked in a music video and thanks to the power of the internet…she got in a movie…and may get in a few more…because hot girls in movies don’t need talent, just ask Alba… But all I see is a glorified Tila Tequila…who’s instagram dance is not one of her last attempts…but that should be…because we’re bored of her… Useless and telentless never had such good tits. The post Emily Rat Cow Tries to Kate Upton of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Marisa Papen is Some Hipster Tits of the Day

If you’ve seen one hipster photographer who isn’t a real photographer but who has a camera and photoshop he can apply filters taht make shit look like film….you’ve seen all hipster photoshoots… It is all the fucking same, it’s like take a hipster model who is willing to get naked cuz she’s a hipster, put her in a trailer park, doing the dishes, or something equally obvious…maybe riding a long board, or a bike….or whatever…and take the pics… I find it hard to get inspired, feel anything, I’ve seen it all, and now that hipster is mainstream, I am polluted by it all… But the nice thing about it is HIPSTER MODEL TITS!! Who gives a fuck why, or where this is, or where this is going…whether it’s for instagram or to increase a models profile… Just be happy it happened, because Marisa Pepen is the future,…at least that’s how I feel about her right now…while looking at her pics… The post Marisa Papen is Some Hipster Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Marisa Papen is Some Hipster Tits of the Day

If you’ve seen one hipster photographer who isn’t a real photographer but who has a camera and photoshop he can apply filters taht make shit look like film….you’ve seen all hipster photoshoots… It is all the fucking same, it’s like take a hipster model who is willing to get naked cuz she’s a hipster, put her in a trailer park, doing the dishes, or something equally obvious…maybe riding a long board, or a bike….or whatever…and take the pics… I find it hard to get inspired, feel anything, I’ve seen it all, and now that hipster is mainstream, I am polluted by it all… But the nice thing about it is HIPSTER MODEL TITS!! Who gives a fuck why, or where this is, or where this is going…whether it’s for instagram or to increase a models profile… Just be happy it happened, because Marisa Pepen is the future,…at least that’s how I feel about her right now…while looking at her pics… The post Marisa Papen is Some Hipster Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emily Ratajkowski in One of her Final Campaigns of the Day

The nice thing with the internet is that it builds these worthless idiots up into thinking that they matter…all because it opens up a few doors to rich dudes and casting directors and decision makers…I’m assuming Ben Afleck, David Fincher, Robin Thick, and Kanye West…and now possibly Zac Effron…who say “I want to fuck the tits in that blurred lines video”…so they give her a job in whatever they are doing, everyone wins…until she’s left in the dust as the decision makers go onto fuck other instagram models… Yes…Emrata and what I assume are fake tits, despite how committed she is to proving they are not fake tits….was the one nude low level model who managed to crossover to the mainstream… But there is no way she’s going to last, there are too many Emily Ratajkowski’s in the world…all interchangeable..so like so many stripper whores before her, I hope she saved up her money, or at least found a rich dude with low self esteem to support her because she was the tits in that blurred lines video… She’s got zero star power…but she has tits…and this instagram 5 minutes of relevance shit should fucking end…in a few minutes… Until that happens, here she is in a campaign she probably made 50,000 dollars doing…She’s really not that hot…I mean I get the Angelina Jolie bootleg, bargain basement at the Church Bazaar…vibe….but she’s not the real deal…even if she’s playing make-belief and thinks she is…I can guarantee that no one fucking cares about her or her secondary hollywood acting roles..that if she’s lucky will lead to playing the “hot girl”…like Alba, Tara Reid and the other talentless hacks before her…but I don’t even think she’d amount to that… But she does have a great monobrow…and she has done a lot of modeling for someone who is 5 foot 4 and not a model…all while proving the internet can create viral fucking jokes… The post Emily Ratajkowski in One of her Final Campaigns of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emily Ratajkowski in One of her Final Campaigns of the Day

The nice thing with the internet is that it builds these worthless idiots up into thinking that they matter…all because it opens up a few doors to rich dudes and casting directors and decision makers…I’m assuming Ben Afleck, David Fincher, Robin Thick, and Kanye West…and now possibly Zac Effron…who say “I want to fuck the tits in that blurred lines video”…so they give her a job in whatever they are doing, everyone wins…until she’s left in the dust as the decision makers go onto fuck other instagram models… Yes…Emrata and what I assume are fake tits, despite how committed she is to proving they are not fake tits….was the one nude low level model who managed to crossover to the mainstream… But there is no way she’s going to last, there are too many Emily Ratajkowski’s in the world…all interchangeable..so like so many stripper whores before her, I hope she saved up her money, or at least found a rich dude with low self esteem to support her because she was the tits in that blurred lines video… She’s got zero star power…but she has tits…and this instagram 5 minutes of relevance shit should fucking end…in a few minutes… Until that happens, here she is in a campaign she probably made 50,000 dollars doing…She’s really not that hot…I mean I get the Angelina Jolie bootleg, bargain basement at the Church Bazaar…vibe….but she’s not the real deal…even if she’s playing make-belief and thinks she is…I can guarantee that no one fucking cares about her or her secondary hollywood acting roles..that if she’s lucky will lead to playing the “hot girl”…like Alba, Tara Reid and the other talentless hacks before her…but I don’t even think she’d amount to that… But she does have a great monobrow…and she has done a lot of modeling for someone who is 5 foot 4 and not a model…all while proving the internet can create viral fucking jokes… The post Emily Ratajkowski in One of her Final Campaigns of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Skin Links 4.14.15

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Helena Christensen is topless at the beach ( egotastic.com ) Betty White was a stone cold fox when she was 21 ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Emily Ratajkowski wins the MTV Movie Awards ( hollywoodtuna.com ) Erika Medina takes off her top to get some sun ( boobieblog.com ) Sofia Vergara looks amazing in the tub ( thenipslip.com ) She cooks and cleans? Sign us up ( doubleviking.com ) Behind the scenes at Charlotte McKinney’s topless photo shoot ( steakwood.com ) An interview with Bunny Ranch proprietor Dennis Hof & his girlfriend Krissy Summers ( fleshbot.com )

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Skin Links 4.10.15

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Joanna Krupa flashes the brights on the set of her new movie ( egotastic.com ) Catt Sadler’s pubes want a little sun too ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Stephanie Pratt is in FHM, which apparently still exists ( hollywoodtuna.com ) Some behind the scenes pics of former Playboy Playmate Erica Campbell ( boobieblog.com ) Hemlock Grove star Madeline Brewer got tipsy, slipped a nip ( thenipslip.com ) This gal’s got the young Demi Moore looks combined with the older Demi’s boobs ( doubleviking.com ) Melissa Debling is a hand bra Instagram superstar ( steakwood.com ) Emily Ratajkowski gets fully nude in the name of art ( fleshbot.com )

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Emily Ratajkowski Because She Is Gorgeous

According to my sources, hottie Emily Ratajkowski is leaving Karl Lagerfeld’s Chanel Party on some rich dude’s yacht in these pictures. And I know I should be focused on how good Emily’s looking here, but instead, I’m a little upset I wasn’t invited. I mean, it’s just not fair. I’ve been trying to get Emily to go motorboating with me for years now. Oh well. Maybe next time. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Skin Links 3.27.15

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Virginie Ledoyen poses topless for LUI Magazine ( egotastic.com ) Fifty Shades of Grey co-star Rita Ora goes out in see-through top ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Kate Upton, and her boobs, for Guess ( hollywoodtuna.com ) Anna Sophia Berglund loses her top at the beach ( boobieblog.com ) Cindy Crawford goes see-through at the beach ( thenipslip.com ) How come my barista never looks like this? ( doubleviking.com ) Emily Ratajkowski puts her outdoor shower to good use ( steakwood.com ) We can clearly see your nipples Behati Prinsloo ( fleshbot.com )

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Emily Ratajkowski is Braless in a Wife Beater of the Day

I figure Emily Ratajkowski and her tits she likes to showcase has another few months in her flimsy career that still made her more money than she was probably supposed to make, but that she leveraged perfectly…reminding us that timing…coupled with nudity and a viral music video for a viral song…is key… So despite being blocked on her social media, the internet pulls her pics, thanks to her tits being relevant…and I guess I post them…. If you don’t like that, here’s Sarah Sahi braless smoking a french fry… If you don’t like that here’s Kylie Minogue who at 100 – still looks better than fucking anything…. If you don’t like that, maybe you’re are just a negative, sour, horrible person. The post Emily Ratajkowski is Braless in a Wife Beater of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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