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Reese Witherspoon Housewife Porn for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Reese Witherspoon is channeling some of her Pleasantville roots in this shoot for Harper’s Bazaar that scream “Stepford Wife Erotica”….you know 1950s scandals involving little Jesus freaks moving to Hollywood to get famous, only to get knocked up on set, and pressuring the guy who knocked her up to man-up and be a dad to their kid, while creating more kids, like some pushy self serving bitch with her own agenda….only to do a series of shit movies, before an Oscar winning movie, that probably happened after she left said husband she had all the babies with on set of a movie they worked on like a little slut….for her agent…because fucking the people who make money off you…just makes sense… I never found her hot, or exciting, and I am going to assume you don’t either…but someone must….because why else does she exist? Maybe she’s right, and the lord she pretend to cherish and obey, even though she’s a heathen, hollywood, false idol, who lives a lavish and exclusvie celebrity lifestyle, proving she is full of shit…not that you needed proof…she’s Hollywood – it’s kinda what they do…

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Fashion Nudity by Kesler Tran of the Day

Kesler Tran is a photographer….who I guess I have a lot in common with…he takes girls out to the desert and gets them half naked for art….I take them out to secluded places and get them half naked…hoping the roofies doesn’t wear off….only he takes pictures of it and I try to have no evidence…because who really needs a lawsuit…not that I would have one, because I am actually a gentlemen, even in date rape situations, where I bring girls out in hopes of fucking them, only to meet them and be disgusted by them for not matching their profile pics, only for them to end up raping me, even though I don’t want it, but can’t say no, because I am a nice guy…with creepy intentions…that get very uncreepy the second I realize she’s a pig..All this to say, this are nice pics of an unknown model. Look at them VIA Kesler Tran

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Emily Ratajkowski for Love Magazine’s Advent Calendar of the Day

One of my favorite con artists, Emily Ratajkowski, is today’s pile of dancing to music that isn’t Christmas Music…while dressed in clothing that isn’t Christmas clothing, in an advent Calendar for LOVE MAGAZINE ….that I guess is being ironic, because this is fashion, by not showcasing anything Christmas for Christmas…even though Em Rata…the titty model turned it-girl…all thanks to being a titty model…who can’t have actual real tits…but who pretends she does while on her whoring…is a Jew and should not participate in Christmas…as it is the one last “No Jews Allowed” – except when it comes to monetizing the holiday to generate gifts and sales for the non Jews….events All this to say, Emily Ratajkowski, bird face and all…is very sweet…

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Sara Malakul Gets Famous of the Day

G.S.P will kick your ass #mma #fighter #kickboxer @drunkenstepfatherdotcom @theheadhuntr A photo posted by Sara Malakul Lane (@saramalakul) on Dec 12, 2014 at 11:05am PST Sara Malakul….the most amazing Thai Breasts I have ever questioned whether they were born with a penis…just got cast as the main babe in a Jean Claude Van Damme movie called the Kickboxer, meaning she’ll be way to famous to entertain me, as all these girls fade out when they get famous, they have more important people to talk to Emily Ratajkowski…who looks a lot better in person than she does in her pouty lip bullshit…not that this has anything to do with Emily Ratajkowski, this is about Sara Malakul being the future of all things… I am more into her Titty Grabbing.. A photo posted by Sara Malakul Lane (@saramalakul) on Dec 12, 2014 at 4:43pm PST

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Abigail Ratchford Busts Out For Kandy Magazine

Here’s one of my favorite new busty hotties Abigail Ratchford in lingerie for the latest issue of Kandy Magazine . And so much for me ragging on the so-called men’s mags for not delivering hot enough photoshoots. Because these pictures of Abigail are so good, I’m going to have to take my second cold shower of the day. Which is nuts, because that’s more showers than I normally take in a whole week. Hmm, maybe I should’ve kept that last part to myself. Luckily though, I’m guessing most of you were too distracted by the hottie in lingerie to even read down this far. So enjoy!

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Emily Ratajkowski Is An Early Christmas Present!

I know I remind you of this every chance I get, but thanks to yours truly and the Tuna Bump, Emily Ratajkowski has become one of the biggest names in the modeling business. And while I’m still waiting for those topless thank-you selfies from Emily, this’ll definitely do for now: new pictures of the smoking hot model for Yamamay Lingerie’s Christmas collection. So just in case any of you were wondering what to get your favorite blogger for the holidays this year, I’ll take Emily in any one of these, thanks.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Chesticles Reign Supreme

According to my sources, the Hollywood Foreign Press Association got a whole bunch of celebrities together to celebrate Golden Globe award season in LA last night. And while I don’t really understand why they had to throw a big party to honor an even bigger party a couple weeks from now, getting Emily Ratajkowski to show off her golden globes like this was a nice touch. I don’t know about you guys, but me and the Little Tuna are giving it a standing ovation right now. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Chesticles Reign Supreme

Emily Ratajkowski’s Chesticles Reign Supreme

According to my sources, the Hollywood Foreign Press Association got a whole bunch of celebrities together to celebrate Golden Globe award season in LA last night. And while I don’t really understand why they had to throw a big party to honor an even bigger party a couple weeks from now, getting Emily Ratajkowski to show off her golden globes like this was a nice touch. I don’t know about you guys, but me and the Little Tuna are giving it a standing ovation right now. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Kristen Stewart’s Nipple Slip At the Hollywood Film Awards of the Day

Kristen Stewart flashed her nipple….at some Hollywood Film Awards, which I guess is some masturbatory event that gives awards to people who have already won at life because they are in Hollywood, which despite being a horrible fucking place, pays well and feeds their stupid egos, and the award is just more affirmations their insecure, self involved asses need. I like to think that this is her best work to date…even though you can barely even see nipple, but it is still nipple, which is more exciting than any of her acting roles. #459015306 / gettyimages.com #459015312 / gettyimages.com #459015348 / gettyimages.com Emily Ratajkowski’s tits were also at the event…because she’s a legit actor now #459031682 / gettyimages.com #459021764 / gettyimages.com TO SEE A BUNCH OF PICS OF THE EVENT CLICK HERE

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Juicy Cleavage Show

Apparently something called the Hollywood Film Awards were held over the weekend, whatever those are, and while everybody else is still talking about Johnny Depp acting like a drunk idiot, I don’t really see how that’s news. Instead, there was another highlight from the show that’s way more deserving of our attention: Emily Ratajkowski busting out her talented cleavage. Now that’s something actually worth discussing — so I’ll just shut up and let you enjoy. You’re welcome. » view all 44 photos Photos: WENN.com

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