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Emily Ratajkowski Works It Good In A Bikini

I still haven’t received so much as a thank you from Emily Ratajkowski for helping take her from hot nobody obscurity into famous model/actress territory. That said, I guess this latest set of sexy bikini pictures from Fox Swimwear are at least a step in the right direction. But I’m still holding out for that thank you card and/or thank you set of personalized naked pictures. I really don’t think that’s too much to ask. » view all 11 photos

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Rosalind Lipsett and Bear by Toastycakes of the Day

Her name is Rosalind Lipsett and she’s relatively new to the American bikini modelling scene, that’s why you may have never heard of her…She’s originally from Ireland, a land that must have some seriously magic potatoes, because she does look sickly and greyish skinned like the Irish girls I know, she also doesn’t look drunk and belligerent and ready to fight like the Irish girls… She must be lucky…like the Irish like to believe they are…even though that’s just false hope for their blue collar lives….like how Americans think they are free and that they are fighting for their freedom…you see only a few Americans are actually free…and only a few Irish, like this Rosalind Lipsett are lucky to not be like any other Irish girl before her… She should be the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover today…Maybe next year…. His name is… TOASTYCAKES and he only hangs with babes, and only takes pics of babes…and makes you hate your life for not being a photographer who hangs with babes and takes pics of babes…. The bears name is…who gives a fuck…it’s a fucking bear…only weirdo molesters like the guy from Family Guy like making up stories about their Teddy Bears being alive… Follow Rosalind Lipsett and TOASTYCAKES on Instagram for a good time…

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Emily Ratajkowski Body Painted for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski was one of the Sports Illustrated Rookies, which I am sure is a big deal to her considering she was just a video vixen who had sex with Kanye West this time last year… You know the aspiring model and actress who was getting naked for every and any interesting enough photographer… Who when I started posting on her had under 10,000 followers on instagram…and twitter…before blowing the fuck up…and becoming this huge phenomenon…. I guess I am a bit of a purist, and I prefer Emily Ratajkowski posing in fashion nudes, than in Sports Illustrated body painted nudes, because Body Paining is tacky as fuck reserved for Tattoo conventions for losers…and not nude models…it’s like she might as well be wearing a snow suit since her vagina and nipples are covered… But I guess, we can always go through the archives of her young career to see the real good… I don’t understand the hype with body painting…it’s pretty dated…but I guess speaks to the Sports Illustrated reader.. I do get the hype with Emily Ratajkowski…she’s masterminded the celebrity system…and did it with an awesome set of tits. TO SEE THE REST OF THE SWIMSUIT ISSUE CLICK HERE

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Impressive Chesticles

So I guess Emily Ratajkowski didn’t like it last time when I said she was just a Playboy model who got lucky , because she’s definitely making me eat my words with this latest sexy photoshoot. Sure, I still say she’s got a pretty average face, but I probably didn’t give her body enough credit — it’s not just amazing, it’s hot enough to create a total pants meltdown. So before you go ahead and look at these pictures, I’d recommend making sure you know where your nearest fire extinguisher is just in case.

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Emily Ratajkowski is a Catalog Girl of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski even in shitty catalog pics, something I hate more than life itself…because they are a dated way to showcase clothing and if you’re not excited about the clothing…they are a total misuse of a potentially amazing subject…who as we know for Emily Ratajkowski’s other work…could take this shoot to some pretty fucking substantially busty places… but being pathetic in the grand scheme of things…and even a pathetic on a micro level…I’ll take her Catalog Pics as news….while being creepy…. She looks birdlike, her nipples and vag photoshopped out, this is some of her worst work, but it probably paid the best, so whatever, I get it…and most importantly…it’s good enough.

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Emily Ratajkowski Is A Lucky Piece

Maybe I’m just bitter because Emily Ratajkowski hasn’t thanked me for helping make her super-famous yet (not even a card!), but as far as I’m concerned, she’s just an overrated product of the Internet. Sure, she’s got an amazing body, but compared to other big-name models, her face is pretty average. She’s basically just a Playboy model who got lucky. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, of course. » view all 21 photos

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Sadism for Fetishisms Manifesto of the Day

Fetishisms Manifesto Presents: Sadism from Fetishisms Manifesto on Vimeo . Photographer and Director Jonathan Leder, who brought the world Emily Ratajkowski before the world knew who Emily Ratajkowski was…before Emily Ratajkowski knew who she was, or what her big titties that needed to be shared with the world was…released another video in his amazing new erotic book/magazine FETISHIM MANIFESTO …that does vintage erotica well…and that excites me because vintage erotica has actual substance to me, rather than just close up videos of dick penetrating vagina…it’s hotter, better, and I love Jonathan Leder’s style…he does good…so support.

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Emily Ratajkowski GIF of the Day

This is Emily Ratajkowski pulling down her panties in a GQ shoot that I guess is for December…she’s pulling down her panties like this was on the Kanye video that gave her her big break…at least if you think being flown around by Kanye as the bitch he fucks is a big break…that lead to nude shoots…and that lead to Blurred lines…and that lead to her going viral when probably already having a few viruses …making this her year in all her fake lips that are apparently not fake lips glory… I like her and her body, even if she’s too “famous” for me now.

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Emily Ratajkowski Gets Naked In A Shower

For anyone who’s ever wondered what it would be like to take a shower with Emily Ratajkowski (and I’m betting that’s 99% of you), well, you’re in luck. Because after that great Christmas-themed photoshoot yesterday, I’ve got an even better one from Emily for you guys today: this shower-themed photoshoot. I’m not sure what it’s for, or what they’re trying to sell, but whatever it is, consider me sold. Because if you’re anything like me, you’re going to need to go take a cold shower of your own before you’ll be able to get any more work done today.

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Emily Ratajkowski Does Christmas Good!

We’ve got under a month to go until Christmas, and while I’ve never been a big fan of all the decorations people put up everywhere, there is one thing about the holiday season that I do love: Christmas-themed photoshoots. Like this one of super-hottie Emily Ratajkowski . There’s just something about a girl in red velvet and matching lingerie that makes me want to have her sit on my lap and tell me what she wants for Christmas. Actually, we could scratch that last part. Just sitting on my lap would be good too.

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