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Emily Ratajkowski Does Christmas Good!

We’ve got under a month to go until Christmas, and while I’ve never been a big fan of all the decorations people put up everywhere, there is one thing about the holiday season that I do love: Christmas-themed photoshoots. Like this one of super-hottie Emily Ratajkowski . There’s just something about a girl in red velvet and matching lingerie that makes me want to have her sit on my lap and tell me what she wants for Christmas. Actually, we could scratch that last part. Just sitting on my lap would be good too.

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Emily Ratjkowski is Better Naked of the Day

This just in…Emily Ratjkowski is a better model when she’s naked… She didn’t get here wearing clothes, why the fuck did she start doing it now. This is the fucking worst…and makes no sense. What is she thinking.

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Emily Ratjkowski is Better Naked of the Day

This just in…Emily Ratjkowski is a better model when she’s naked… She didn’t get here wearing clothes, why the fuck did she start doing it now. This is the fucking worst…and makes no sense. What is she thinking.

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Emily Ratajkowski Because She Is Hot

This is probably an old pic of Emily Ratajkowski from before I made her famous, but who cares? Any picture of this hottie in a bikini is worth posting as far as I’m concerned. Anyway, I know she’s a big-name model these days and Esquire ‘s Woman of the Year and all, but I’d still love to check out that price tag she’s got on her here. When it comes to Emily, I’ve always wondered how much. It’s just my own damn fault for helping put her out of my price range.

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Emily Ratajkowski Nude Orgy Throwback Shoot of the Day

According to the stepFORUM , these pics were from the first issue of Treats Magazine, which is the reason I found Emily Ratajkowski, and started promoting her willingness to get naked before any other site…in a lot of ways…besides Treats Magazine…Emily Ratajkowski owes me her career…I’m like the creepy old Neighbor who bought Celine Dion from her family and made hits…only I didn’t have the insight to own Emily Ratajkowski…she was too busy having sex with Kanye West…but I don;’t judge her for that, she’s just a young girl trying to get ahead with her awesome body…an awesome body….she’s gotten ahead with…from strategic nudity to movie roles..it’s crazy how internet fame works…and I’m still a fan..even if she’s not the best, the hottest, the most talented, she’s just doing it the right-est…now if only right-est was a word…then all my dreams would be fulfilled… That said, Emily Ratajkowski’s body..motherfuckers, can’t be fucked with, it’s on point even when next to naked dudes, but I’m all for girls willing to get naked!

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Emily Ratajkowsi for GQ of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is a very nice girl….

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Sara Sampaio for Agua Bendita of the Day

Sara Sampaio is Victoria’s Secret answer to Adrina Lima being 100 years old…one may even argue they built her on the same software, hardware and platform as their Lima bot, this is just the updated version, younger and fresher, but maybe they aren’t into that world of robot models yet, even though you’d assume all these bitches are robots, but rather more into digging through the models of the world to find lookalikes to the ones they have as to not upset their clients with new girls since they are doing so well with the ones they have… That said, she’s pretty fucking perfect, especially when not modelling for Victoria’s Secret, even though I assume Victoria’s Secret owns this and every other underwear company, they just don’t want you knowing it…. I hate catalog pics, but I am in love with whatever is going up in here…I want to write it poetry…with my penis…

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Ashley Benson’s Strategic Bikini Posing of the Day

I guess Ashley Benson saw her performance in Spring Breakers and realized if she’s going to post pics in a bikini, she better be lying on her belly, cuz no one wants to see that shit…but tits…tits we’re okay with.. Good job girl…keep up the good fame whoring…

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Emily Ratajkowski for La Bandita of the Day

It is safe to say that this is a total mis-use of EmRata’s tits…because they are fantastic, normally nude, and really the reason she’s seen any of the success she’s seen, thanks to one major video set to one of the most annoying songs ever to be on the radio on repeat…all the fucking time…making me want to kill whatever rhymes with hug me… However, she is still a fantastic looking piece of woman, that I would like to take on a date this weekend, but she doesn’t respond to my emails, tweets and attempts to make her fall in love with me, I guess I am going to have to do things the old fashion way and park my van outside her house to take what is rightfully mine…even if her fake lips are hilariously silly….and that is her love…she just doesn’t know it yet…and I am going to do that through song and interpretive dance….ladies love interpretative dance…trust me…

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Emily Ratajkowski Naked for Jonathan Leder of the Day

If you read this site you will know one simple thing…and that is that I am in love with Emily Ratajkowski. She is a sweet and delicate flower sent from heaven to ruin my life with her amazing body and even more amazing…body… She has done this rise to the top thing through strategic nudity better than pretty much anyone to date and now she’s gone all hollywood, far too big for me to ever trick her into dating me, but in my defence, even the girl mopping the floors at the local diner after hours, cuz it’s the only gig her criminal record and retardation allows her to have, is too big for me… Either way, that doesn’t mean I can’t hope that one day I will be with Emily Ratajkowski long enough to get her pregnant by throwing my sperm at her as she walks by….that’s my new hustle… This is love…endless love and she’s fucking amazing…

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