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Emily Ratajkowski Naked for Jonathan Leder of the Day

If you read this site you will know one simple thing…and that is that I am in love with Emily Ratajkowski. She is a sweet and delicate flower sent from heaven to ruin my life with her amazing body and even more amazing…body… She has done this rise to the top thing through strategic nudity better than pretty much anyone to date and now she’s gone all hollywood, far too big for me to ever trick her into dating me, but in my defence, even the girl mopping the floors at the local diner after hours, cuz it’s the only gig her criminal record and retardation allows her to have, is too big for me… Either way, that doesn’t mean I can’t hope that one day I will be with Emily Ratajkowski long enough to get her pregnant by throwing my sperm at her as she walks by….that’s my new hustle… This is love…endless love and she’s fucking amazing…

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Emily Ratajkowski for GQ by Terry Richardson of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski, wherever you are….I know you can hear me because there is no way that our souls aren’t connected… You are the first thing I think about when I wake up and the last thing I think about before going to bed…my everything.. When we aren’t together, I feel an emptiness in the core of my everything, that consumes me and leaves me feeling as though I am lost on this empty meaningless earth…which is not convenient since we’ve never met and I feel like that all the time… But then I see a picture of you, and I see hope as I am reminded of what it is all about…Emily Ratjakowski…. Allowing me to continue this search, looking for you and knowing that one day the stars will align and we will end up together like we are destined to…I’m talking some Final Destination shit…because that’s how destiny works…and every time someone writes poetry for a girl they’ve never met, or love songs, or even blog posts…they always come true…because the girl they are about never finds them creepy and it never leads to restraining orders… Until that day, the only happiness I find…and the only hope I find…is in pictures…pictures or Emily Ratajkowski that I pull out, even though I’d never pull out of her… This life of mine belongs to Emily Ratajkowski, no one else matters and she’s looking amazing in GQ…but then again, I may just be blinded by this endless love…love I will continue you to write poetry about or maybe…she’s just looking amazing in GQ…but that’s just because she’s perfect…

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Emily Ratajkowski for GQ by Terry Richardson of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski for GQ by Terry Richardson of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski, wherever you are….I know you can hear me because there is no way that our souls aren’t connected… You are the first thing I think about when I wake up and the last thing I think about before going to bed…my everything.. When we aren’t together, I feel an emptiness in the core of my everything, that consumes me and leaves me feeling as though I am lost on this empty meaningless earth…which is not convenient since we’ve never met and I feel like that all the time… But then I see a picture of you, and I see hope as I am reminded of what it is all about…Emily Ratjakowski…. Allowing me to continue this search, looking for you and knowing that one day the stars will align and we will end up together like we are destined to…I’m talking some Final Destination shit…because that’s how destiny works…and every time someone writes poetry for a girl they’ve never met, or love songs, or even blog posts…they always come true…because the girl they are about never finds them creepy and it never leads to restraining orders… Until that day, the only happiness I find…and the only hope I find…is in pictures…pictures or Emily Ratajkowski that I pull out, even though I’d never pull out of her… This life of mine belongs to Emily Ratajkowski, no one else matters and she’s looking amazing in GQ…but then again, I may just be blinded by this endless love…love I will continue you to write poetry about or maybe…she’s just looking amazing in GQ…but that’s just because she’s perfect…

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Emily Ratajkowski for GQ by Terry Richardson of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski Proves That Becoming Famous Is Easy

Ever since she showed up dancing around topless in the “Blurred Lines” video, the rest of the world finally realized what my readers have known for months: that Emily Ratajkowski is ridiculously hot. And now that she’s gonna be in movies and get invited to more red carpets like this one, it just goes to show that the key to becoming famous is simple: get featured on Hollywood Tuna, and go topless. Preferably both at the same time. So to all you no-name hotties out there, if you want to become a big star like Emily, you know what to do. Email me. Photos: Fameflynet , WENN.com

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Emily Ratajkowski Proves That Becoming Famous Is Easy

Emily Ratajkowski Proves That Becoming Famous Is Easy

Ever since she showed up dancing around topless in the “Blurred Lines” video, the rest of the world finally realized what my readers have known for months: that Emily Ratajkowski is ridiculously hot. And now that she’s gonna be in movies and get invited to more red carpets like this one, it just goes to show that the key to becoming famous is simple: get featured on Hollywood Tuna, and go topless. Preferably both at the same time. So to all you no-name hotties out there, if you want to become a big star like Emily, you know what to do. Email me. Photos: Fameflynet , WENN.com

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Chrissy Teigen Titty for Twitter of the Day

This picture makes me laugh, because Chrissy Teigen has been trying so fucking hard to be famous for the last few years. From being engaged to some Grammy winning musician, to scamming her way onto the pages of SI, to hustling twitter harder than an attention seeking tween…but nothing’s really worked out for her…she’s still just the Wifey only a handful of people give a fuck about…and a few other people stare at when pics come along…. So she’s taken a page out of the Emily Ratajkowski’s hustle, because it worked for Emily Ratajkowski, because Emily Ratajkowski has a bit of fucking vision and substance and figured out the formula early on…not to mention she’s hotter, not a bottom feeder and consistent in her delivery…you know doing things she liked doing, not scared to be naked, and boom she’s gone viral… Something Chrissy Teigen obviously thinks is can bull off and that maybe it will change things for her…but the fact is..no one really fucking cares…she should just get knocked up and gold dig like she’s supposed to.

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Chrissy Teigen Titty for Twitter of the Day

Emrata’s Boring Ass Pic for Instagram of the Day

The worst thing about Emily Ratajkowski is that her social climbing whoring worked out for her. I am a much bigger fan of what the social climbing doesn’t work out for a bitch and she ends up working at the stripCLUB, or worst, a waitress or GoGo dancer at the club, because you know they pretend they like it, or that it is good money, and they pretend like they are hot shit and too good to talk to you, but really you know, and they know they are failures who need to get the fuck out…and if you position yourself as the guy who can help them…the’ll do anything for you…while girls like Emily Ratajkowski think they did this on their own, and ignore people like me, who I am pretty sure was one of the first people giving her hype, but now she’s just too fucking cool for school, cuz she’s naked in a fucking music video and milking that like all the cock she’s milked before…unfortunately none of them were mine, but one of them was rumored to be Kanye…and the sick thing in all this, is that I’m still totally down with writing her love letters, songs and poetry to perform for her the day it all falls apart for her, when she’s no longer 20, hot bodied and desired…I’m a bottom feeder like that….

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Emrata’s Boring Ass Pic for Instagram of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski and Karlie Kloss Whoring Out for Fashion of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski may not be a friend of the site, but I do like to think I am one of the first people to write about her amazing body on the internet, and that in doing that it paved the way for other sites to write about her, and in other sites writing about her, she booked the biggest music video in the last few years propelling her into awesome titty and willing to show her pussy fame…that I bet will end up in SI Swimsuit this year… I don’t take credit for her taking the right kind of initiative in getting naked in the first place, or in her naked decisions being that of fashion and art and not Playboy, it’s like she’s one the first nude models to actually do it right…even if just getting naked is doing it right as far as I’m concerned because I like naked bitches, a lot… Either way, this is some fashion bullshit, that features her huge tits, and I am into it… Victoria’s Secret Model Karlie Kloss is in it too…but she doesn’t matter in comparison to Emily Ratajkowski…. I’m sold on her hustle…I even write her love songs and poems about it…but she just ignores me…they all just ignore me…

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Emily Ratajkowski and Karlie Kloss Whoring Out for Fashion of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski and Karlie Kloss Whoring Out for Fashion of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski may not be a friend of the site, but I do like to think I am one of the first people to write about her amazing body on the internet, and that in doing that it paved the way for other sites to write about her, and in other sites writing about her, she booked the biggest music video in the last few years propelling her into awesome titty and willing to show her pussy fame…that I bet will end up in SI Swimsuit this year… I don’t take credit for her taking the right kind of initiative in getting naked in the first place, or in her naked decisions being that of fashion and art and not Playboy, it’s like she’s one the first nude models to actually do it right…even if just getting naked is doing it right as far as I’m concerned because I like naked bitches, a lot… Either way, this is some fashion bullshit, that features her huge tits, and I am into it… Victoria’s Secret Model Karlie Kloss is in it too…but she doesn’t matter in comparison to Emily Ratajkowski…. I’m sold on her hustle…I even write her love songs and poems about it…but she just ignores me…they all just ignore me…

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Emily Ratajkowski Ass for Twitter Doing the Dishes of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is alright.

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Emily Ratajkowski Ass for Twitter Doing the Dishes of the Day