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Are You Ready For Selena Gomez’s Sexy Belly

Posted on July 15, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Selena Gomez leaving the dance studio and yes, these pictures are once again G rated. I think Selena is a big time cutie, but it’s time she follows Miley Cyrus ‘ footsteps and develop a little sex appeal. You can’t keep dressing and looking like a 15 year old all your life. Sure some perverts may like it that way, but I need grown up material to get me through the night.

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Emily Ratajkowski Can Kick My Ass Anytime She Wants!

Posted on July 15, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m normally not too interested in girls that look like they could beat me up. I’m a lover blogger, not a fighter. But when they look like Emily Ratajkowski here, I’m willing to make an exception. I have no clue what this boxing-themed photoshoot is for, but I do know that I’d be willing to take a beating from that booty of Emily’s. I’m already pretty sore because of it as is.

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Emily Ratajkowski Is So Hot It Burns!

Posted on July 5, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Every time we get a photoshoot of Emily Ratajkowski , it’s always a good one, like this one of Emily going topless and country for Galore Magazine . For some reason though, we don’t see nearly enough of her these days, but hopefully if I keep doing posts on her, that’ll change. It’s called the Tuna Bump in the industry. And when it happens, Emily can show her appreciation by taking me out for a beer. Preferably dressed like this . Or this , if she prefers. I’m not picky.

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Emily Ratajkowski for Galore of the Day

Posted on July 5, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name may scream Communist Red….and she may be drinking Mexican and British Beer…and her ass may not look as firm and amazing as you’d want it to be in this Americana themed fur filled shoot, but Emily Ratatatatatatatatatatatkowski is no cow, as her name would suggest, but instead a lovely, well built woman, who I think is going places….a girl I would sing love songs outside her window, if only she sent me her address…a girl who I’d start a fan club for, if I wasn’t so busy liking other girls better, but still appreciating what she has to offer…She’s sweet, she’s hot, she’s the future…and I want to campaign to get her in SI Swimsuit, something I am sure will happen….

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Emily Ratajkowski for Galore of the Day

Posted on July 5, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name may scream Communist Red….and she may be drinking Mexican and British Beer…and her ass may not look as firm and amazing as you’d want it to be in this Americana themed fur filled shoot, but Emily Ratatatatatatatatatatatkowski is no cow, as her name would suggest, but instead a lovely, well built woman, who I think is going places….a girl I would sing love songs outside her window, if only she sent me her address…a girl who I’d start a fan club for, if I wasn’t so busy liking other girls better, but still appreciating what she has to offer…She’s sweet, she’s hot, she’s the future…and I want to campaign to get her in SI Swimsuit, something I am sure will happen….

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Emily Ratajkowski Picture Moment

Posted on June 25, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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Emily Ratajkowski Naked for my Friend Chris Heads of the Day

Posted on June 3, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have been friends with a very solid photographer named CHRIS HEADS since what feels like the 90s, but was probably back in 2006 on Myspace… He has since deleted me from his social media, so apparently we aren’t friends, which would explain why he hasn’t shot anything for DrunkenStepfather.com exclusively, but what he doesn’t know, is any picture of Emily Ratajkowski is for me, because I love her, and print them off, and wallpaper my one room basement apartment in them, so that I am in a room full of Emily, something that is as consuming as the real thing as I can get while plotting our flash mob proposal, and first wedding dance, just as soon as she responds to all the love letters I’ve been sending her, seal with my semen… What we can learn from this shoot is that Smoking is bad…but Emily Ratatatatatatakowski is so good.

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Emily Ratajkowski Modeling Bikinis of the Day

Posted on May 16, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Just this morning, I was thinking to myself, what model would I want to have sex with given the opportunity to have sex with her, and this Emily Ratajkowski babe came to mind, something that never happens….making me ask myself “where has she been”, because for a minute, her awesome tits were everywhere, from GQ to Alan Thicke from Growing Pain’s son’s music videos, and she was really making moves….moves I expect will land her in SI Swimsuit this year, every girl’s dream, even if this girl can do so much more…..and all of a sudden, these new pics for some bathing suit company appeared in my inbox. Emily Ratatatatatatatatatatakowski and me are connected at the soul, she just doesn’t know it, but maybe all the love poetry I mail her will help inform her….. Sure, she’s not showing off her tits, but this body and face is spectacular, even when clothed, and I’m just glad it happened….unlike how I felt when I get hot sauce on my dick last night and shit just burnt for hours….even if it was the most stimulation I’ve had all week…thanks to the lost city of shit that is my wife’s pussy…and it’s weak muscles that can’t grab on and let me know how horrible my life is with every thrust. ALl this to say, Emily Ratajkowski is perfect, she’s won at life and I’m in love.

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Selena Gomez Harper’s Outtakes by Terry Richardson of the Day

Posted on March 15, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Last night was the premiere of the Spring Breakers and I wasn’t invited….but I don’t care about premieres…that shit is too exclusive and high end for me…I prefer to keep shit gutter and watch the movie on VHS when it comes out….. In celebration of the movie, or the premiere, Terry Richardson decided to release some pics of her from their Harper’s Bazaar shoot I posted last week, probably before every blog, cuz I’m awesome like that…. The pics may not be Typical Terry Richardson Smut…but it’s for mainstream media people, he can’t have her laying golden eggs from her vagina and shit….even if she’s a known sex offender thanks to Bieber…. But she’s looking pretty awesome to me…all hipster and in need to be validated…cuz no hipster likes knowing they were Disney stars…it fucks with their street cred…and that’s why she’s trying so hard….and I’m glad she is…

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Megan Fox Struggling of the Day

Posted on March 15, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hey Megan Fox….remember when you were starring in big movies and getting paid millions of dollars….because everyone wanted to fuck you…before it built up your ego, made you a cunt on set, got you blacklisted and forced you to marry and get knocked up by David from 90210 because you really wanted to secure your demise…you know if you’re crashing you might as well fly the fucking plane into something that makes the most impact….to make sure there is not chance of survival… Well, it’s nice to see you making a comeback…starting at the fucking bottom, doing a beer campaign for Brazil…like you weren’t Megan Fox at all…but maybe a youtube star or a girl with a lot of Myspace fans…I mean seriously…this is bad…

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