Emilie Payet is an amazing topless model from France, who I’ve seen before, and who has a bush to go with her big tits, making her a huge pile of erotic model, that looks all fertile and that I would like to make babies inside, before having some prostitute suck out those babies – because no one needs more babies in this overpopulated doomed world…not that I can have babies…these sperms are dead…but what isn’t dead is my appreciation for things that look like this.. Emilie Payet…thanks GALORE for putting this together….I mean maybe I’m just overly excited and keen on the fact that french girls like anal on the first date – that isn’t even a date but that is more of an “encounter”/”meeting”….
Emilie Payet is an amazing topless model from France, who I’ve seen before, and who has a bush to go with her big tits, making her a huge pile of erotic model, that looks all fertile and that I would like to make babies inside, before having some prostitute suck out those babies – because no one needs more babies in this overpopulated doomed world…not that I can have babies…these sperms are dead…but what isn’t dead is my appreciation for things that look like this.. Emilie Payet…thanks GALORE for putting this together….I mean maybe I’m just overly excited and keen on the fact that french girls like anal on the first date – that isn’t even a date but that is more of an “encounter”/”meeting”….
G.S.P will kick your ass #mma #fighter #kickboxer @drunkenstepfatherdotcom @theheadhuntr A photo posted by Sara Malakul Lane (@saramalakul) on Dec 12, 2014 at 11:05am PST Sara Malakul….the most amazing Thai Breasts I have ever questioned whether they were born with a penis…just got cast as the main babe in a Jean Claude Van Damme movie called the Kickboxer, meaning she’ll be way to famous to entertain me, as all these girls fade out when they get famous, they have more important people to talk to Emily Ratajkowski…who looks a lot better in person than she does in her pouty lip bullshit…not that this has anything to do with Emily Ratajkowski, this is about Sara Malakul being the future of all things… I am more into her Titty Grabbing.. A photo posted by Sara Malakul Lane (@saramalakul) on Dec 12, 2014 at 4:43pm PST
I don’t know who this trick Emily Wickersham is…I just know she’s in her underwear for Esquire, because I guess Esquire is a porno magazine, that disguises itself as a men’s magazine, because porno magazines don’t make money, but men’s magazines do, thanks to being able to advertising cars, and booze, and all the good stuff that may watch porn all day in the office, and at home, when not fucking the secretary….but that don’t ever put their ads on porn, because that would be honest…and we live in a world of fucking lies… That said, Emily Wickersham, she’s ok…even though I’ve never heard of her…which is probably why I think she’s ok, considering I hate these people the more I find out about them, so for now…she’s pure…in her panties…for a magazine….so naughty…
Eva Marcille, Emily B., Ravaughn, “R&B Divas” star Meelah Williams and other gorgeous beauties are showing their support for Breast Cancer awareness this month through…
As you probably remember (because I remind you pretty much every chance I get), I first introduced you degenerates to Emily Ratajkowski before she got naked for Robin Thicke and became an A-list model. Anyway, now she’s apparently a movie star too, and here she is at the premiere of Gone Girl in New York showing off her world-class cleavage. So there you have it ladies, an endorsement from the Tuna works after all. You don’t even have to date me first, but it’s still strongly recommended. Just think how big Emily could’ve been. » view all 16 photos Photos: WENN.com
I am already considered a misogynist asshole who is highly negative, maybe even a hater…when really I just poke fun at overrated girls who I feel don’t deserve all the fame and attention they get because they are talentless hacks who are just polarizing a situation that involves them fucking the right people, and in turn the right people giving them jobs. It’s a series of who you know, who you fuck, who your family knows and all of a sudden the media goes along with it, making them a lot of money, even considered stars in their own right, feeding their egos, and I just come in to say “hey, what’s up, you look like a short, stalky, dumpy Lea Michele the second you aren’t being photoshopped in nude photoshoots that show off your tits…”…it’s like this is a “top model”…or someone worth celebrating, when she looks more like someone I wouldn’t even look twice at on the street, because she’s not beautiful, she’s bird-faced, weak chinned, and shitty bodied… Yet…people celebrate her all because she got into a nude music video and now she’s a fucking hollywood star…that’s pulling some serious fucking scams…and for that reason alone I break her down and point out her obvious flaws that I know you all see, but would still fuck, because you’ve seen her naked… I just think there are way hotter, more interesting girls out there doing great things that deserve the attention this bratty Hollywood trash is getting…they just aren’t getting naked and photoshopped for the right people. We call her Emily Rat Cow – because she’s got the face of a rat, the personality of a cow and her first name is Emily… She’s not as hot as you think she is, she’s not as hot as she thinks she is, and I even think she may have cankles… So dissecting girls, breaking them down, highlighting their flaws doesn’t make me feel good about myself, I just don’t like seeing people celebrate something they shouldn’t…false idols motherfuckers, I think there’s something in the bible about that…. Now, let’s focus on the real babes of the world, like the girl at the coffee shop who held my dog for me while I stared down her shirt….she was lovely. Here’s lots of hype, little substance…and inspiration to all the talentless girls willing to get naked that there is hope for them…
The unabashedly terrible spinoff of The Bachelor and Bachelorette , Bachelor in Paradise is on a roll bringing back old cast members left and right. If you watch Bachelor in Paradise online , you’ll be privy to one blast from the D-list past after another. Not for everyone, but if it’s for you, it’s awesome! Who’s next to arrive for a shot at love/drama/15 minutes? This dude! Bachelor in Paradise Season 1 Episode 4 Sneak Peek Somewhere, Emily Maynard is shaking her head in disgust/disbelief. Kalon McMahon, who infamously called Emily’s daughter Ricki “baggage” on The Bachelorette, and who later appeared on Bachelor Pad , is en route to Paradise! Raise you’re hand if you’re excited! Hello? Anyone? Is this thing on? He actually had a good run on the Pad with former Bachelor runner-up Lindzi Cox, but from the looks of the clip above, he’s no hit with the current crowd. Rejected by not one but two girls, will his date card go unused?! The Bachelorette Clip: Emily DESTROYS Kalon If you remember Emily DESTROYING Kalon on The Bachelorette, you probably aren’t surprised that he was met with a chilly reception by the ladies. Still … no one’s even willing to go on one exotic date with the guy? “I had this adventure in the palm of my hand, but apparently no one wants to leave their comfort zone here in Paradise to join me,” he tells the ABC cameras. At least he owns it, in typical Kalon McMahon fashion, threatening to go on the first ever “1-on-none date” (as in by himself) rather than feel upset about this. Maybe he’ll at least get to hang out with a raccoon a la Clare? Bachelor in Paradise Cast Photos 1. Michelle Money Michelle Money of The Bachelor and Bachelor Pad fame is back for Bachelor in Paradise. She has been called a “different breed of beautiful.” That’s one way to describe her.
Ever since Emily Ratajkowski rose to prominence with her NSFW role in Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” video, she has become the It Girl of modeling. With all due respect to Gisele’s $47 million salary and Kate Upton’s … being Kate Upton , Emily is where it’s at these days, absolutely lighting up the web. Here are 35 photos that drive home this all-important point. You’re welcome: 35 Sexiest Emily Ratajkowski Photos 1. Emily Ratajkowski Bikini Instagram Emily Ratajkowski posts a bikini photo on Instagram and makes a play for Hottest Woman Alive status. This year, Emily Ratajkowski made her Sports Illustrated debut, and has made waves with her modeling gigs ranging from high fashion to arthouse erotica. And, of course, Instagram. Where she posts images of her gorgeous self all by herself, so her fans can share in the experience. Thank goodness for that. The 23-year-old is also breaking into the acting world in David Fincher’s Gone Girl , playing Ben Affleck’s mistress. That’s something to look forward to. In the meantime, though, scroll through the Emily Ratajkowski photos above and be grateful to be living on a planet where she exists and poses like this.
