Christina Milian has it all figured out… From being slutty in a music video…to marrying and getting knocked up by a music producer who put her name as a co-writer on some of his major pop songs.. creating a triple revenue stream for her from residuals on the song, alimony and child support…and she did it all while young enough to do it all over again at 38 or 39 when her kid turns 18 and she wants another 18 years of 20k a month child support…it’s clever and while she waits for it..she just keeps going to bikini pool parties in Vegas, like a good mother…trophy mother…attention seeking mother… I get what she’s doijng…and when it looks like this, I’m down..but she rarely properly executes this whoring, for a girl with a TV show, on A Network TV, with a hit song, in the media, willing to get naked…she’s not very famous… The post Christina Milian in Underwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Emma Roberts is being hated for the wrong reasons..people are trying to give her a hard time for having skinny legs, when skinny legs are one of the best things ever, you know something I want to sign up for an wear as a scar, I think it’s just skinny shaming from girls who can’t have skinny legs because they eat too many fucking donuts…in an era where everyone eats too many donuts…except maybe Emma Roberts…because she’s an actor, on TV, and no one wants to look at a fat chick on TV, except maybe fat chicks, because I guess Lena Dunham, Melissa McCarthy, Amy Schumer and Fat Amy from Pitch Perfect exist and are ridiculously celebrated and famous, because society hates skinny girls…bitches… What it comes down to is that even if Emma Roberts is anorexic or on drugs, I think she’s pretty put together for someone who had a self involved father fucking hookers and drinking his career away…and a cunt Aunt she’ll never be as famous as…I mean…you’d expect most people in the situation to not work…when they can just live in the guest house and get high all day… All this to say, skinny legs are hot….look at them…but then again…I used to jerk off to anorexia porn,..I liked the struggle of not eating more than emotional eating…it’s my right… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Emma Roberts Skinny Legs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
At first, I thought it would be a pretty funny April Fools’ joke to post these pictures and tell you perverts Kylie Jenner had turned 18. But then I realized that if I did that I probably wouldn’t have any readers left, since I’m pretty sure they don’t allow you to use the Internet from jail. So to reiterate: Kylie is still 17 for another few months, and let’s all just move it along until then. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com
Normally, I make fun of Emma Roberts and call her pasty and say she needs a tan, but right now, I’m a little too busy being distracted by this solid leg show she’s putting on filming a promo for her new show Scream Queens . I mean, don’t get me wrong, I still think the girl could use a tan, but for some reason, she won’t take me up on my offer to let her sunbathe in my backyard. So basically, I set up all those cameras for nothing. Photos: PacificCoastNews
Happy Friday the 13th, THG readers! On the most superstitious of all superstitious days, we’re here to make you feel better about the fact that you may avoid walking underneath some ladders today. And that you may stay as far away as possible from black cats while knocking on every piece of wood you see and saying a prayer when the click turns a certain hour. Because you’re not alone! 13 Celebrity Superstitions 1. Jennifer Aniston View Photo “If I walk onto an airplane, I always have to go on with my right foot first and tap the outside of the plane,†explains the beloved actress. “I have always done it. For luck.” 2. Megan Fox View Photo Megan Fox opened up about her airplane superstitions to Conan O’Brien, saying she always listens to Britney Spears when she is flying because “it’s not my destiny to die listening to a Britney Spears album.” HA! We love it. 3. Paris Hilton View Photo Hilton believes in some classics. She has said in the past that she “[knocks] on wood if someone says something that I don’t want to happen. Or I always make a wish at 11:11.” 4. Tiger Woods Why does Tiger Woods wear red on Sundays? His very superstitious mother once told him it is his lucky color… although it has not been in a very long time. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Dave Annable This actor may take the superstituous cake: “I have a weird OCD thing with coffee. I have to have my two Splendas, but the cap has to be measured with the black line in the cup. It’s really strange, but I do it every morning. It makes me feel better.” 6. Star Jones View Photo “You never put your purse on the floor because you will never have any money,” Jones says of advice her mom once gave her. 7. Missy Elliott Missy Elliott has a frightening take on certain felines: “If a black cat walks in my path, I will immediately turn around and go home, even if I am on my way somewhere.” 8. Christian Bale View Photo Christian Bale does believe in superstitions. But he isn’t scared of them: “I walk under ladders, I do all that stuff. I do it on purpose. I like provoking superstitions.” Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Cameron Diaz View Photo Wait… is she or isn’t she? “I knock on wood all day long…constantly,” Diaz says. “But I’ve also flown on Friday the 13th in a storm with a black cat on my lap, so I’m not that superstitious.” 10. Kristin Chenoweth View Photo Kristin Chenoweth doesn’t know how Christian Bale does it: “I have a fear of walking under ladders. It’s probably because it’d be much easier for me to do so than many people. I also say a prayer right before I got out on stage so that lights never fall on me.” 11. Emma Roberts View Photo Emma Roberts hears you, Kristin Chenoweth: “Don’t walk under ladders. My mom just walked under one yesterday and I was like, ‘Oh my God, I can’t believe you just did that!’ I’ve never walked under a ladder, ever.” 12. Rainn Wilson View Photo “I come from the theater, and you never say the word Macbeth in the theater,” Wilson says. “I believe in that because I said it once and a light fell from the ceiling and crushed my foot.” Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. James McAvoy View Photo “On the first of every month I have to say ‘White Rabbit’ to the first person I see. My grandmother taught me that, it’s good luck to say it,” explains the X-Men hunk. The End. Up Next: ” 13 Celebrity Superstitions .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… Even the most famous, the most wealthy, the most seemingly well off people out there can relate. What do some celebrities do before boarding an airplane? What advice from his mother does one star athlete take in order to increase his chances of winning? And how does Megan Fox think Britney Spears may save her life? Click through the above photo gallery to learn about the superstitions of 13 big-name stars and be sure to pay Friday the 13th the respect it deserves.
The first glimpse of Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman may have dominated the headlines, but truly this year’s Comic Con belonged to Game of Thrones . First, we had George R.R. Martin’s Khaleesi photo which proved once and for all that the sick mind behind the Red Wedding actually does have a sense of humor. That was topped the next day by Martin’s weenies vs. boobies discussion , which was every bit as amazing as it sounds. When they’re fondly reflecting on Comic Con 2014, however, we think there’s one moment that will leap to the mind of every GoT obsessive. Fortunately, for us, it was caught on camera: Yes, that’s an estimated 47 convention-goers in Westerosi garb. There’s a lot to love here, but we think the prize for most convincing cosplay goes to the Arya Stark in the lower left corner. Seriously, is that actually Maisie Williams?! Naturally, there was a preponderance of Khaleesis on hand, but even so, this photo serves as a sort of geek-tastic Where’s Waldo? See how quickly you can spot Khal Drogo or Littlefinger! Note the perfect proximity of Jon Snow and Ygritte! We’re not seeing many Tyrion Lannisters in the frame, but we guess that’s a shortcoming of the costume (horrible pun intended). All in all, some pretty impressive cosplay on display here. Heck, some of the actors on GoT don’t even look this much like their characters: Game of Thrones Characters In Real Life 1. Emilia Clarke as Daenerys Targaryen Clarke plays Daenerys Targaryen on the hit series Game of Thrones. The show’s fourth season debuts April sixth.
THG loves The Bachelor. There. We said it. We have no shame over this fact. Some folks out there aren’t always so open about their affection, however, rarely going above a whisper when discussing Chris Harrison, dates on a helicopter and THE MOST DRAMATIC ROSE CEREMONY EVER. But don’t count the following celebrities among that group. These stars definitely watched Andi Dorfman choose Josh Murray on The Bachelorette last night and they’ll totally happy to talk all about it. Flip through these photos and you’ll learn that they already have many times in the past: 17 Celebrities Who Love The Bachelor 1. John Mayer Said the singer to Ellen DeGeneres in 2012: “I don’t even feel like it’s my fault for liking it. It’s not a guilty pleasure. It’s designed to be a pleasure.
Emma Roberts did a shoot for Elle Canada, which is probably not a big deal, since the population of Canada fits into one Evangelical church in the southern states I drove through on my way to Florida…but that doesn’t mean the pics of Julia Roberts’ niece and Eric Roberts’ daughter, who has managed to find a lot of success for herself, aren’t hot enough to look at…I mean every once in a while, the frozen tundra I am from produces something worthy of noticing…not everything Canadian is low grade shit like me..not that these are that exciting, or even shot in Canada or by a Canadian, I just find Emma Roberts worth looking at, in some soon to be married hipster I want to taste, kind of way…Seriously, I have no idea why I like this…maybe it’s her damaged rich kid spirt…maybe it’s her legs…who cares.
I know it’s a little weird to see Emma Roberts on this site in something other than a pair of short shorts , so I’ll give you a few minutes to get over the shock. When you’re done though, I recommend taking a good look at Emma at the Palo Alto premiere, because those pasty white stems of hers clean up nice. All she needs now is a tan, and I think I might even be able to make her a future ex-Mrs. Tuna someday. How’s that for a good incentive? Photos: Fameflynet
So many nipples happened the last couple of days, and since the foundation of this site was built on nip slits, hard nipples, panty flashes and sex tapes, I would feel like I wasn’t being true to my roots unless I posted them…it’s like I can’t let all this fame and money and groupies get to my head and lose sight of what was…or some shit…without the fame and money and groupies…so here are the best nipples that happened the last few days on famous bitches I don’t care about, except maybe Rose McGowan, because she lectured me once and told me I should be nicer, and I found that sweet, considering I used to jerk off to her tits in Doom Generation because they are great…it was like life coming full circle or something…Either way, nipples. Anne Hathaway in what looks like a conservative bathing suit a poor kid would be forced to wear, but that is really up on some slutty shit… Jena Malone….in a who the fuck in Jena Malone…but she’s wearing a white shirt and you can see her nipple, despite the rest of her being a fucking mess… Rose McGowan You read my notes from above…which is appropriate because I am convinced that she is my spirit animal sent from above…so these nipples are good… Sharon Stone just never gives up, if you had even a little of her perseverance, maybe you wouldn’t be a pathetic fucking loser…right?
