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Hollywood Ink: …And Starring Jamie Foxx as Motherf*cker Jones

In Theaters: The Last Song

“I did not come here for some stupid summer romance,” Miley Cyrus croaks at the midway point of The Last Song , “with some stupid local boy who’s done this a thousand times before.” Sister, I’ve got at least three kinds of bad news for you. In the second Nicholas Sparks adaptation in as many months ( Dear John has the sole distinction of knocking Avatar from its first-place perch), another young lady finds herself on Georgia’s powdery beaches for the summer, balancing a shirtless suitor with hackneyed class conflicts and a passage to adulthood via untimely death. Luckily both the audiences for Sparks’s corn pone weepers and Cyrus’s Liquid Drano rasp don’t share her character’s distaste for cliché: whether they can overlook The Last Song ‘s sucking charm and chemistry voids is another story.

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Sitcom Hardball: A Beginner’s Guide, By Charlie Sheen

You are currently the highest-paid actor per episode in America, which is quite a feat considering the criminal record and substance addiction that you still battle. Just last Christmas, you allegedly threatened your wife at knife point, and were charged with assault, criminal mischief and menacing — a Yuletide allegation assortment that could result in three years of prison. Then, you halted production on your expensive sitcom to enter “pre”-rehab . Are you still with me? Your employer has remained supportive of you throughout this entire ordeal and wants to reward you with a $175,000 per episode raise. You take it, right? Wrong! Charlie Sheen is in prime negotiating territory. Read on for his helpful tips to landing a grotesque television paycheck.

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Sitcom Hardball: A Beginner’s Guide, By Charlie Sheen

Weatherman Reports Nine Inches of Snow, Self

Massachusetts meteorologist Pete Bouchard raised some eyebrows last week while giving viewers a rundown on snowfall totals in various Bay State municipalities. “In Princeton, we picked up 9 inches of snow, Billerica had 7,” he began. “The biggest amount that I could find … almost as big as me,” Bouchard said as he stepped closer to the camera, shifting his eyes sideways, “About nine 9 inches.” Uhhhh …

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Dr. Murray’s Storage Unit — Files May Hold Clue

Filed under: Michael Jackson We’ve learned the two women who went to a Houston storage facility the day Michael Jackson died and removed boxes had rented the facility just months earlier, in the name of their employer — Dr.

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