Kris Jenner turned 58 years old yesterday. And, in honor of the occasion, the woman behind the Kim Kardashian sex tape received some serious love from the woman whose behind is featured in the Kim Kardashian sex tape . Kim Kardashian Sends Birthday Wishes to Mom “Happy birthday to my mom, momager, and my best friend!” Kim blogged Tuesday afternoon. “You are the strongest woman I know and you inspire me every single day. I am so thankful for you and love you more than I can ever tell you.” Kardashian continued with her gushing: “I am blessed to have someone like you as a mother. you love and support so unconditionally. You are so beautiful, inside and out. I have learned so much from you, and still do.” Rather kind words, indeed. It’s been a busy month of birthdays for this family. Kendall Jenner turned 18 on November 3 and was feted with a masquerade party, while Lamar Odom turns 34 today. No birthday wishes have been sent to the baller from his sister-in-law, however. We somehow doubt any are coming his way.
Miley Cyrus, her tongue and her Twerking rear end will soon be coming to a venue near you. After announcing her Bangerz tour during a cameo on Saturday Night Live two weeks ago, Cyrus has now unveiled the 38 cities that will be graced with her presence in early 2014. Is yours among them? Tickets go on sale November 16 at Live Nation and you can scroll down for a look at all Miley’s upcoming tour stops… February 14 – Vancouver, BC Pepsi Live @ Rogers Arena February 16 – Tacoma, WA Tacoma Dome February 20 – Anaheim, CA Honda Center February 22 – Los Angeles, CA Staples Center February 24 – Oakland, CA Oracle Arena February 25 – San Jose, CA SAP Center February 27 – Phoenix, AZ US Airways Center March 1 – Las Vegas, NV MGM Grand Garden Arena March 4 – Denver, CO Pepsi Center March 6 – Omaha, NE CenturyLink Center March 7 – Chicago, IL Allstate Arena March 9 – Milwaukee, MI BMO Harris Bradley Center March 10 – St. Paul, MI Xcel Energy Center March 12 – Dallas, TX American Airlines Center March 13 – Tulsa, OK BOK Center March 15 – San Antonio, TX AT&T Center March 16 – Houston, TX Toyota Center March 18 – New Orleans, LA New Orleans Arena March 20 – Tampa, FL Tampa Bay Times Forum March 22 – Miami, FL American Airlines Arena March 24 – Orlando, FL Amway Center March 25 – Atlanta, GA Philips Arena March 29 – Montreal, QC Bell Centre March 31 – Toronto, ON Air Canada Centre April 2 – Boston, MA TD Garden April 3 – East Rutherford, NJ IZOD Center April 5 – Brooklyn, NY Barclays Center April 7 – Charlotte, NC Time Warner Cable Arena April 8 – Raleigh, NC PNC Arena April 10 – Washington, DC Verizon Center April 12 – Detroit, MI The Palace Of Auburn Hills April 13 – Columbus, OH Schottenstein Center April 15 – Kansas City, MO Sprint Center April 16 – St. Louis, MO Scottrade Center April 18 – Nashville, TN Bridgestone Arena April 19 – Louisville, KY KFC YUM! Center April 22 – Philadelphia, PA Wells Fargo Center April 24 – Uniondale NY Nassau Veterans War Memorial Coliseum
Miley Cyrus, her tongue and her Twerking rear end will soon be coming to a venue near you. After announcing her Bangerz tour during a cameo on Saturday Night Live two weeks ago, Cyrus has now unveiled the 38 cities that will be graced with her presence in early 2014. Is yours among them? Tickets go on sale November 16 at Live Nation and you can scroll down for a look at all Miley’s upcoming tour stops… February 14 – Vancouver, BC Pepsi Live @ Rogers Arena February 16 – Tacoma, WA Tacoma Dome February 20 – Anaheim, CA Honda Center February 22 – Los Angeles, CA Staples Center February 24 – Oakland, CA Oracle Arena February 25 – San Jose, CA SAP Center February 27 – Phoenix, AZ US Airways Center March 1 – Las Vegas, NV MGM Grand Garden Arena March 4 – Denver, CO Pepsi Center March 6 – Omaha, NE CenturyLink Center March 7 – Chicago, IL Allstate Arena March 9 – Milwaukee, MI BMO Harris Bradley Center March 10 – St. Paul, MI Xcel Energy Center March 12 – Dallas, TX American Airlines Center March 13 – Tulsa, OK BOK Center March 15 – San Antonio, TX AT&T Center March 16 – Houston, TX Toyota Center March 18 – New Orleans, LA New Orleans Arena March 20 – Tampa, FL Tampa Bay Times Forum March 22 – Miami, FL American Airlines Arena March 24 – Orlando, FL Amway Center March 25 – Atlanta, GA Philips Arena March 29 – Montreal, QC Bell Centre March 31 – Toronto, ON Air Canada Centre April 2 – Boston, MA TD Garden April 3 – East Rutherford, NJ IZOD Center April 5 – Brooklyn, NY Barclays Center April 7 – Charlotte, NC Time Warner Cable Arena April 8 – Raleigh, NC PNC Arena April 10 – Washington, DC Verizon Center April 12 – Detroit, MI The Palace Of Auburn Hills April 13 – Columbus, OH Schottenstein Center April 15 – Kansas City, MO Sprint Center April 16 – St. Louis, MO Scottrade Center April 18 – Nashville, TN Bridgestone Arena April 19 – Louisville, KY KFC YUM! Center April 22 – Philadelphia, PA Wells Fargo Center April 24 – Uniondale NY Nassau Veterans War Memorial Coliseum
A new source has come forward and disputed the allegation that embattled NBA star Lamar Odom is hooked on crack . HOWEVER, the basketball player and reality star most definitely does have a drug problem. A very serious one at that. “The problem is cocaine ,” an anonymous insider tells Us . “He would be high for three or four days at a time… The addiction had taken over [his] marriage.” Khloe and Lamar: On the Mend? In response to Odom sadly falling off the wagon, the athlete’s wife, Khloe Kardashian held an intervention for her husband last week. It did not go well, Lamar refused assistance and Khloe subsequently kicked him out of their home. He reportedly went off the grid after that. But he is reportedly back at home now and friends say he’s open to getting treatment of some kind, though his relationship with Khloe remains on the rocks. She “wants to save her marriage and him,” the celebrity gossip tabloid reports, while an acquaintance feels nothing but pity for Kardashian: “I feel so bad for her. She really loves Lamar.” And, along those lines, Khloe Kardashian is focusing her energy on the personal demons that have once again come to haunt her husband of four years. Let’s all hope Odom manages to overcome them. Khloe and Lamar: Will it last? Yes. With love and hard work, they will find a way. No. The damage has been done and is too great. View Poll »
A mom blogger recently responded to a note left on her car window – accusing her of not being disabled – in a blog post that has gone viral. The brief, anonymous note expressed “shame” on the mom for parking in a handicapped spot, when she “clearly” does not need to do so. But the author missed a key point: Her young daughter, who was with her at the park, is very much disabled. She uses a wheelchair, in fact. Yeah. As if that weren’t enough, the mom’s older daughter also has special needs and is allowed to use the disabled parking permit for different reasons. All of this led to an all-time rebuke by Suzanne Perryman. Read the full text of the Huffington Post blogger’s response , and watch a video interview in which she discusses the incident, after the jump … I guess you didn’t see the accessible permit hanging from my car mirror, giving me permission to park close to the entrance. You didn’t see the wheelchair lift permanently installed into the back of my SUV, and you didn’t see me unload my little girl’s pink manual wheelchair that we use for “quick” trips. Maybe from your view, you only saw my older daughter and me, and not Zoe’s little girl bubble gum pink wheelchair. I think I recognize you… I do. Before becoming a Mom, I used to live in your world of black and white, with everything in order, in its place. I had a plan, a schedule, a list of finished projects to check off, checklist and all. How wonderful for you that your life is so structured, so dependable and predictable that you cling to that line dividing right and wrong, black and white, and that you feel compelled to comment when you think someone is coloring outside the lines. This time, though, in your hurry to keep things neat and orderly, you didn’t see the whole picture. I guess you didn’t see the accessible permit hanging from my car mirror, giving me permission to park close to the entrance. You didn’t see the wheelchair lift permanently installed into the back of my SUV, and you didn’t see me unload my little girl’s pink manual wheelchair that we use for “quick” trips. Maybe from your view, you only saw my older daughter and me, and not Zoe’s little girl bubble gum pink wheelchair . Suzanna Perryman Responds to Anonymous Note But forget all that, it could have only been my older daughter with me that day, parked in that same spot and — depending on her health at that moment – in your eyes, we would have appeared to be at fault, even though her doctor almost nags me, reminding me often to use the medically-authorized permit to conserve her energy when needed. But looking at her, you wouldn’t know she has the same progressive metabolic disorder as her younger sister. She doesn’t have a wheelchair, but she has the same rights — all invisible to YOU from the perspective of your world. I recognize where you are from. I used to live there, too. I used to have checked-off lists, awards touting my accomplishments, perfect hair, great skin, sparkly eyes, a quick wit, a clean car, a social life, a large social network, an organized calendar, vacation plans set in stone and no overdue library books. But then I became a mom. And unexpectedly, a mom of a special needs child. A child with no life-long guarantee, no definitive prognosis and no detailed treatment plans. Now my family has good doctors, a good attitude and a good family life. My life is good, but not so easily structured. My skin is not so healthy, my hair often flyaway, my eyes most often tired. I am up multiple times throughout the night, I rise at 5 and go full speed until 9 at night, still stymied and determined to do more each and every day. I miss the friendships I used to have, the once-so-easy-to-achieve professional accomplishments, but I don’t miss the world you live in. I am a kinder woman who lives in a world that is no longer black and white. Sometimes gray is good, a salvation, a retreat from something that could be much worse. My priorities were reshuffled for me, and now I would never think to judge another. I am always in motion and I am grateful. Grateful for the touch of my child who needs my hands to steady her, grateful for my child who craves my words to calm her, my child who needs my hugs to soothe her. I am even grateful, that I no longer live in your black-and-white world .
It’s not every day you have all your ex-boyfriends in one room ready to put you on the spot, but that’s part of the job for Bachelorette star Desiree Hartsock. With the season finale looming on August 5 (see The Bachelorette spoilers for the latest scoop), Des looks back on a wild summer and looks ahead. Here’s what she writes about her experiences with the Men Tell All special: “I was anxious, nervous and excited,” the brunette blogs. “It was an emotional journey and I have nothing but fond memories … of most of them. “Walking out on that stage brought mixed emotions. Seeing Zak W., Juan Pablo , and Michael, I wanted to run over and hug them,” Desiree adds. “Seeing James and Ben, I wanted to turn and run.” “Although that first night I was intrigued by Ben, my opinion began to change when I started having an intuitive, cautious feeling about his intentions.” “I also had concerns about his sincerity even before the guys approached me about him, so it was interesting to see his true colors when he went home.” “I wanted to see if he learned anything about himself, but, unfortunately, he is the same man today as he was on the show. He wears a face of trickery.” “As for the one man who needed the most redemption, Brian had the audacity to come on the show with a girlfriend, but couldn’t even face his faults.” “There were a few guys I was really happy to see. Juan Pablo is such a great guy. He embodies many attractive qualities and not just his incredible good looks.” “I wish I could have explored that relationship more, but I didn’t want to involve his daughter when I already knew that we didn’t have a future.” “It was also great to see Michael smiling and happy, because I know that goodbye was a harder one for us both. Seeing Zak W. was the highlight of my night.” “He lights up an entire room with his energy and smile, so I was hoping to see that come alive after an incredibly emotional goodbye.” “I adored his family and have always adored his outlook on life, but there was just something missing. It was difficult to face him, because we were both at a loss of words.” “Next week, tune in for one of the most emotional episodes ever – which is a really weird thing to write, because it is my life we are talking about here!” “It will be a defining moment for me in my journey to find love.” Who do you think Desiree Hartsock should pick? Brooks Forester Chris Siegfried Drew Kenney View Poll »
Damn, Chris this probation violation is already phucking your bread up. Sponsor Drops Out Of Festival Over Chris Brown Sponsors start pulling out, next he’ll be losing that endorsement scrilla. Iyanla needs to book him a spot on her show ASAP cause at the rate Chris is going, we will have to change his name from Chris to Bobby. That’s not a good look. According to Rhymes With Snitch Earlier this week a Canadian telecommunications company pulled their sponsorship from the Energy Rush music festival in Nova Scotia after learning that singer Chris Brown had been added to the line up. Another sponsor has followed suit… The Center for Arts and Technology-Halifax released a statement on their Facebook page on their decision to cut ties with the event. CATH writes, “Due to the recent announcement of Chris Brown as Energy Rush’s featured artist, we have officially withdrawn our sponsorship from this event. When we became a sponsor of Energy Rush, we were not aware of who the featured artist was going to be at that time… We feel that pulling our sponsorship is the best option given the feature artist’s reputation. As an educational institution, we can’t ignore the sentiments expressed on campus that participating in this year’s event goes against our collective values.” Get it together Chris.
If you’re into 45 year old nobodies from the UK in their Bikinis in Cannes….a pretty specific fetish that I am sure at least one person in the world has…you know the only thing he can jerk off to is that…then you’ll love Lizzie Cundy… Lizzie Cundy is some 45 year old slag from the UK who co-hosts a bunch of ridiculous shows like “So Would You Dump Me Now”….and WAGS World…..you know really high quality tabloid gutter shit you can’t believe is actually on TV…if you actually wasted your energy thinking about it…. While I just can’t believe she’s in a bikini, you know they make one-pieces out of spanx material for women her age to swim in….not that women her age should be swimming, or even showing that much skin, they are at risk for skin cancer…or more importantly turning dudes gay due or at least turning dudes off from marrying a bitch…knowing one day she’ll end up looking like this….and she’s a good 45 year old…bold enough to get in a bikini….statistically better than the one you’ll end up with….reminding us it’s better to stick with prostitutes, because they always stay the same age…if you always hire the 25 year olds. I don’t know why I’m posting this. But I am. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
