Sweet blond babe Sophie Reade during a professional photo session. She is a cute topless maiden admired by the men in the entire world, cleaning up a royal house and ironing the shirts of the master. Continue reading →
After scoping out Noah cinematographer Matthew Libatique’s dark-but-revealing shot of the interior of the title character’s reptile-laden ark, I find myself praying for a cameo by Samuel L. Jackson in which he lives long enough to say, “I have had it with these mother-fucking snakes on this mother-fucking ark.” Libatique , who was nominated for an Oscar for his work on Black Swan , tweeted the photo on Tuesday, along with the line: “Pre lighting on the holiest day of the year,” an apparent reference to Yom Kippur. The photo appears to prove that Aronofsky won’t be following the part of the Noah story that Noah brought, depending on which Biblical interpretation you believe, at most seven pairs, male and female, of each animal on the planet. (“Unclean” creatures were limited to a single pair, and given the snake’s role in the fall of Adam and Eve — you know, the story where seeking and acquiring knowledge is deemed a really bad thing — I’m thinking snakes fell into that category.) By the way, according to one Biblical interpretation I found on the net, the animals agreed not to procreate on the boat. Apparently, they did not have a strong union at the time. Then again, this is not your Father Flanagan’s Noah , judging from the graphic novel series, Noah, For The Cruelty of Men , that Aronofsky created with executive producer Ari Handel and artist Niko Henrichon to help sell the film. If the movie follows the comic, Russell Crowe, who plays the title character, will be doing battle with such exotic creatures as “Watchers,” 11-foot fallen angels that have no wings but six arms. Here in New York, we call them panhandlers. Anthony Hopkins has been cast as Noah’s 900-year-old father Methuselah and Jennifer Connelly (who is welcome on our ark any time), Emma Watson, Ray Winstone and Logan Leman will co-star. And, with a little help from Above, Samuel L. Jackson! Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
The filmmaker-critic relationship has always been complex — as demonstrated last weekend with hearty debate and even more heartfelt punches in the epic Joe Swanberg – Devin Faraci throwdown, henceforth known as the Mumble in the Jungle — but Sunday night, Looper director Rian Johnson and journalist Aaron Hillis united in sweet synergy to drop a rousing rendition of Weird Al’s Kinks-meets- Star Wars classic “Yoda.” I wish I had a futuristic time machine to take us all back to relive the moment with our younger selves, but this YouTube video capturing the entire number should suffice. There’s a long history of karaoke at film festivals, but rarely does festival karaoke reach the heights of the legendary magical musical moments at Fantastic Fest. This year celebrity karaoke began with Mexican recording artist and actress Laura Caro ( who won Fantastic Fest’s award for Best Actress for Here Comes the Devil ), who blew the roof off the Alamo Drafthouse’s Highball singing her signature cover of “I Will Always Love You” — the song that got her on Mexico’s American Idol -like La Academia . Sunday night the entire visiting Looper crew got in on the action as Noah Segan (AKA Looper ‘s Kid Blue) dueted with film journalista Karina Longworth and Tracie Thoms , who sang on freaking Broadway , crooned The Fugees’ “Killing Me Softly.” And of course, yours truly got up there one or two times to sing a little something. When in Austin… Reward Johnson’s tremendous karaoke effort by checking out Looper , in theaters this Friday. [Video via Todd Gilchrist ; Photo credit Jack Plunkett] Read more from Fantastic Fest! Follow Jen Yamato on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
” Bad Qualities: Everything. The Satanic influence pumps through the film’s heart. It is the worst movie ever made. It will lead kids to murder and death and drug use. If they had not experimented with Lesbiansm [sic] or Alcoholism before, they will definitely do it after viewing.” Hit it here for the best review you’re likely to see of horror anthology V/H/S — “a pornographic celebration of blood and violence and a celebration of Satan’s nefarious ways” — in theaters October 5. [ Christwire via @Simon_Barrett , @BradMiska ]
Summit’s horror pic Sinister — about a writer ( Ethan Hawke ) who finds and obsesses over a box of creepy home movies in the attic — debuted a traditional first peek way back when, but a new redband trailer takes some exciting creative liberties with editing and its droning, mounting score. It’s almost like the Blow-Up of found footage horror!* This is just the kind of promo look that’ll stir awake the senses of those who (like me) took one look at Sinister and thought it looked a bit same-samey as all these Insidious Amityville Activities or whatever. I hope the entire movie was this experimental in form, but that might be asking a lot. Sinister , directed by Scott Derrickson and written by C. Robert Cargill, plays Fantastic Fest and hits theaters on October 5. * Don’t go getting any ideas, Hollywood.
Poor Lindsay??… Dina Lohan sat down for a one-on-one interview with Dr. Phil McGraw that will premiere next Monday. Lindsay Lohan’s mom sat down with the hard-hitting talk show host to discuss the Lohan family and many are already calling her a “train-wreck” who appears to have treated the whole interview as a joke. “Look at you, you’re in your little tie and little shoes,” Dina says to Dr. Phil, while slumping over the sofa and slurring her words. Dina, 49, was fidgety and giggling throughout the entire interview and Dr. Phil’s frustration is evident. Guess we can finally see where Lindsay gets her habits from. Source Images via Youtube/WENN
The hottest thing about Celine Dion is that she fucked her way to the top….but more importantly when she fucked her way to the top she was 14 and it was with her old married neighbor who took her in, mortgaged his house, left his wife and took this french trash to the fucking top…. I live in Quebec, where she is from, and where I am hated for being english, and I can’t stand her, she represents too much fucking evil, but knowing she’s had one cock in her in her entire life, makes her one of the more wholesome peppers (that’s what we call french trash here) around…since most french trash start fucking at 14 and like anal on the first date and by date I mean when you first meet them at a party…. I am not gonna go into a rant about french people, it’s not worth it, since I like everyone, but I will remain angry and confused as to why I find these pics hot as fuck….this is Celine Dion and it is making me feel so dirty cuz it is so wrong to like them…
The hottest thing about Celine Dion is that she fucked her way to the top….but more importantly when she fucked her way to the top she was 14 and it was with her old married neighbor who took her in, mortgaged his house, left his wife and took this french trash to the fucking top…. I live in Quebec, where she is from, and where I am hated for being english, and I can’t stand her, she represents too much fucking evil, but knowing she’s had one cock in her in her entire life, makes her one of the more wholesome peppers (that’s what we call french trash here) around…since most french trash start fucking at 14 and like anal on the first date and by date I mean when you first meet them at a party…. I am not gonna go into a rant about french people, it’s not worth it, since I like everyone, but I will remain angry and confused as to why I find these pics hot as fuck….this is Celine Dion and it is making me feel so dirty cuz it is so wrong to like them…
Don’t have a boo-thang? Then we have the perfect places you should move to find one Forbes List Of Best Places For Single People To Live To generate our list, we ranked 40 of the largest continental U.S. metropolitan statistical areas in seven different categories: coolness, cost of living alone, culture, job growth, online dating participation, nightlife and the ratio of singles to the entire population of the metro. Each metro was assigned a ranking of 1 to 40 in each category, based on quantitative data, and all categories were weighted equally. The ranks were then totaled to determine the final rankings. A metropolitan statistical area (MSA) is a geographic entity defined by the U.S. Office of Management and Budget for use by federal agencies in collecting, tabulating and publishing federal statistics. The biggest factor in the rankings this year was an increase in online dating, not just in New York but across the entire U.S. Pepper Schwartz, Ph.D., a sociology professor at University of Washington in Seattle and the relationship expert at Perfectmatch.com, says that the Seattle-based dating site has seen a 48% increase in subscriptions year-over-year. She believes that it’s directly related to the recession. “I don’t think that it’s an accident,” says Schwartz. “People are telling us that when things are tough, core needs are most important. And love–someone to share your life with–is a core need.” All folks want is a little love. Hit the flipper to see if/where your city landed on the list. Image via HBCConnect Source
“Perfectly Imperfect” is the highly anticipated debut album from Elle Varner, and you can hear the entire project here! Click on the song titles below…
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