Rosie Jones and friends are in some Calendar that may not be of use to anyone and not because of the end of the fucking world…but because of technology…smart phones and computers motherfuckers make for no use for calendars…even if they come with semi-erotic fetish pics of girls who spend their entire lives doing this busty, low grade modeling shit….no one really cares about…except maybe the kid of people who buy calendars… TO see the behind the scenes video…. FOLLOW THIS LINK
Rosie Jones and friends are in some Calendar that may not be of use to anyone and not because of the end of the fucking world…but because of technology…smart phones and computers motherfuckers make for no use for calendars…even if they come with semi-erotic fetish pics of girls who spend their entire lives doing this busty, low grade modeling shit….no one really cares about…except maybe the kid of people who buy calendars… TO see the behind the scenes video…. FOLLOW THIS LINK
She started out as a Page 3 girl, giving Brits something to drool over alongside their morning tea and scones. She then took her astounding 34E boobs to the film industry. Kelly Brook possesses one of the most enviable and all-natural pairs of hooters on the entire planet, and we’re celebrating her day of birth by celebrating her bust’s girth in movies like Survival Island and Piranha 3D . Just press play to with her a great, big, bouncy birthday.
As Tyra Banks continues her quest for world domination, she can officially cross “Make the entire world smile with their eyes” off her to-do list. The model/talk show host/reality judge released a Smize Yourself! app this week … View post: MTV Style | I Forced Everyone (Even Justin Bieber) To Use Tyra's …
Screams of elation, excitement — and at one point pure, unadulterated horror — echoed down through the rafters at the Nokia Theater last night as The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II premiered to crowd of well-heeled industry guests and legions of Twi-hards, all craning for a glimpse of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson , who were in attendance alongside dozens of their Twilight co-stars. Hollywood suits and fans alike seemed taken with the action-packed Twilight finale, which concludes the billion-dollar film franchise with a polished touch, new faces, a welcome dash of humor, and more than a few fan service moments dedicated to Bella and Edward’s bloodsucking marital bliss. And, proving that Twilight is a universal phenomenon, the premiere drew famous faces as varied as they come: Stevie Nicks , who compared Twilight to Wuthering Heights and Jane Eyre on the red carpet; Terrell Owens, spotted taking pictures with a Breaking Dawn vampire at the after party; Jaleel White, the erstwhile Steve Urkel; and even Weird Al Yankovic. Weird Al! Who’d have guessed he was a Twilight fan? PHOTO GALLERY: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson & More Hit The ‘Breaking Dawn Part 2’ Premiere Breaking Dawn Part II picks up shortly after the gory events of Breaking Dawn Part I , in which franchise heroine Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart), newly wed, gave birth to her half human, half vampire daughter Renesmee. Or, rather: When baby Renesmee clawed her way out of the womb leaving Bella dying, and fast. Enter vampirism: Painful, permanent, but too convenient to turn down in a pinch. The new film opens with Bella’s rebirth as she awakens to undead life with new strength and beauty, a thirst for blood, and a hyperactive sex drive for making eternal love with Edward (Robert Pattinson). And Bella’s not alone; along with her resurrection, the franchise comes alive with renewed energy and a much-needed sense of humor, not to mention – gasp! – changes from the book that lend Breaking Dawn a cinematic drama lacking in Meyer’s final novel. Director Bill Condon, who helmed Breaking Dawn Part I and shot the two final installments concurrently, delivers the ultimate Twilight farewell for fans of Stephenie Meyer’s books and the film adaptation they spawned. Together with series screenwriter Melissa Rosenberg and Meyer herself, a guiding presence on set and in the scripting process, Condon gives the Twilight faithful all the must-see moments they want — and a few they didn’t know they needed. PHOTO GALLERY: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson & More Hit The ‘Breaking Dawn Part 2’ Premiere Suffice to say, in the service of satisfying the fans Condon and Co. have included plenty of canoodling opportunities for Bella and Edward, who are finally sexual equals now that vampire life has balanced out their 100-year age difference. If you thought Breaking Dawn Part I ‘s PG butter-colored honeymoon sex was thrilling, just wait until Bella, powered by a diet of mountain lion blood, shoves Edward onto their bridal bed and becomes entangled in a blur of abstractly unidentifiable arms and thighs and sighs until her brain explodes in orgasmic, butter-colored bliss. Scream level: 8, on a scale of 1 to 10 . And despite being saddled with the trickiest plot development of the film, maybe even the series ( Imprinting: Totally not weird, right? ), Taylor Lautner shows off his comic timing, and his six-pack, both of which he’s clearly been working on these past few films. I dare say Condon pushes the envelope a bit where Lautner is concerned; in one scene the camera leers just so at Lautner’s crotch that the entire audience gets to second base with him just by looking. Scream level: 9 . But where Rosenberg, Meyer, and Condon show they really know their fan base is in the film’s biggest departure from the book. Without spoiling it, I’ll just describe what it sounded like in the theater: Gasps and screams escaped from the fan contingent, crescendoed, and sustained for a good ten minute span. The feeling was contagious, creating a wave of invisible, palpable energy cascading from the balcony to the screen. Scream level: 11 . PHOTO GALLERY: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson & More Hit The ‘Breaking Dawn Part 2’ Premiere At the after party guests danced under the Forks High prom lights, sat in Bella’s red truck, and posed for photos in Bella and Edward’s meadow. Locations from the entire series were replicated in every corner, from the Volturi chambers to the Quileute forests to the flower-lined awning under which Bella and Edward were wed. Bella’s wedding dress stood underneath a giant hanging moon while servers dressed as Volturi brought around canapes; outside, live wolves roamed a cage on display. It was a Twilight fan’s dream, so thoroughly detailed that you wonder how long it’ll take Summit to figure out how to create a Harry Potter -styled Twilight attraction where fans can wander scenes from the films and imagine themselves in Forks, Washington, and keep the screams — and cash — rolling in for years to come. GET MORE TWILIGHT: Taylor Lautner On Jacob And Renesmee’s ‘Breaking Dawn’ May-December Relationship: ‘I Was Worried About It’ Are Breaking Dawn Fans In For ‘Big Shock’ Ending? Breaking Dawn First Images: Bella and Edward Welcome Renesmee, Lautner Insists Imprinting Not Creepy Read up on all things Twilight: Breaking Dawn ! 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The main thing I like about Rihanna is that she does these sleazy fashion shoots…where she’s sexed up and half naked…and it feels pretty authentic…like she likes being topless in pictures…like she wants people jerking off to her…like being at the fucking top is just more reason for her to show more skin to more eyeballs..cuz that is what gets her off… I mean she doesn’t need to be doing this, she could already own the entire island of Barbados she’s from and make herself Queen….where all the locals worship her….she’s that fucking rich….but she wants to do it…and I know this because when she’s not being featured in magazines…she’s shooting pics herself for social media… Maybe she was molested as a child….Maybe I don’t care…and either should she…. She’s won at life and I like the way she’s giving back….
MTV will be aboard Rihanna’s Boeing 777 twinjet for the entire weeklong trek, which kicks off Wednesday in Mexico City. By Jocelyn Vena Rihanna Photo: Getty Images
A Bare-Bodied Rihanna Covers GQ Magazine Rihanna and allllll her “diamonds” are shining bright on the cover of GQ magazine’s “Men of the Year” issue. Ratchet Rih-Rih steals the shine from the guys as the only woman to make the magazine’s “men of the year” list and leaves little to the imagination with only her hands and a leather jacket covering her seemingly magnetic million dollar tatted up torso and bare bee stings. We can’t show you the entire cover ’cause we’re no fun, but you get the idea. And if not, you can see the whole thing when it hits stands later this year. Image via Twitter
My name is Akvile, I’m 17 and I live in London . June 18th 2012 was when I got my first picture with Justin Bieber. Just the feeling of being in his presence was honestly amazing. He is so stunning, you can just get so starstruck. I got my picture with him at Radio 1 in London, there were quite a few people there so I couldn’t talk to him , he had to leave pretty quickly because there was paparazzi also. That week was amazing because I met the whole crew. September 12th to 14th= the best few days of my life, honestly. September 12th was when Justin was recording the acoustic set for the BBC Radio 1 Teen Awards so we went to the studios. We saw him go in but he ran inside quickly due to paparazzi. We stayed there till around 5.20pm. We had wristbands to his ‘Just Getting Started’ book signing and we heard that the doors to get into the signing closed at 6pm so we decided to just leave and go there . The moment we left, as we were walking down the road, we heard screams and turned around to see that he had just left. The car was coming in our direction so we ran to the end of the road and stood at the turn so he could see us. As the car was turning slowly, we waved at him and he was banging on the window at us and waving. Then he kissed the window of the car at us and drove off. That made my entire day. At the book signing, it was INSANE. We were near the end so it was really rushed because Justin was really sick, they wanted to get him out of there as soon as possible. I didn’t get to speak to him or anything, he was looking elsewhere when it was my turn so he didn’t notice me. We weren’t allowed to film but I managed to get a video of some of it. The next day included a lot of waiting again and we saw him towards night time at his hotel. When he got back from the Jonathan Ross show, a few of my friends got to meet him and get amazing pictures. We didn’t manage to get to him on time but I’m glad they did. We all decided that we were not leaving until we saw him and we stayed out the entire night. He came out for us around 11-12pm and fans swarmed him. He said, “Guys chill out, we can take pictures, let’s just hang out.” He asked everyone to line up but no one listened and so he said he’s going back in and then he left. I didn’t think he would come out for us again, but later on he did, at around 1.30am, and it was the best experience ever. The entire time I watched him, I was standing two feet away from him for like an entire 2 minutes just listening to him talk. He was so unwell but he still looked so perfect. I asked him for a hug and he was like ‘sure’ and I hugged him and whispered “thank you” in his ear because honestly, it was all I’ve ever wanted to say to him. I got a picture with him and it was just brilliant. When he left, we waved at him and then I honestly just collapsed and cried. I hugged all of friends, just crying because I have never been so happy before. That night, we actually slept on the street because we all missed our trains home, but we had fun so it was no big deal, except it was absolutely freezing that night. The next morning, we all heard that he wouldn’t be coming out because he was sick so we were so upset to hear about that so we wanted to do something for him. I got an idea and I ran to the nearest arts and crafts store I saw and bought some tape. I decided to write a note saying ‘Get well soon Justin’ and covered it in tape so that I could stick it on the car. Then my friends decided to join in and we decided to cover the car in those notes. Right before Justin left, as he was driving out, he had the car door open, JUST so he could say bye to us all. He drove out and said, “Hey guys!” to us, so we said hi and wished him to get well soon. As he drove away, we ran after the car as fast as we could and taped the notes onto the windows. I was so happy that we managed to do it. I was hoping he would smile at them, but I NEVER expected him to actually Instagram a picture of those notes on his car and say thank you to us . I cried my eyes out when I saw that Instagram and the tweets. We actually managed to make him smile and make him feel better when he was sick. That was such an amazing feeling for me, I couldn’t stop crying . We all made the effort and we did it, we made him smile and we made him feel better. Justin Drew Bieber is my pillar. He is my everything. He has helped me through so much and he’s the reason that I’m still here and living. I’m so grateful. I finally managed to thank him. The hours and days we spent waiting for him. All the time we spent staying outside during freezing weather. All of the times we were running everywhere to see him despite me having fractured legs and being in constant pain, it was just all SO worth it in the end. He is WORTH IT. Every 11:11, we all wished to meet him. And it happened. So the moral of MY story is – your dreams can come true. You just have to believe in them. -@AkvileEagle See the original post: My name is Akvile, I’m 17 and I live in London. June 18th…
I am down with the way Emma Glover uses social media….because she’s posting topless pics of herself to the shit…and not enough girls are doing that….Sure I get that her entire career is based on her huge amazing tits and showing them off like a showgirl, harlot, stripper, pornstar who keeps her panties on….but it would be nice if everyday girls took her lead and said “Hey twitter followers, these are my tits, what do you think, let’s be friends”….but since they don’t, I’ll just notice the low level glamour models who get how the world fucking works…or at least what is important in the world….
