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Corinne Olympios: My Nanny is Not a Slave!

Throughout her brief and scandalous run on The Bachelor thus far, Corinne Olympios has made it clear that she has no real sense of shame. She apparently does not have a sense of humor, either. The clear villain of Season 21, Corinne has made no apologies for her frequent nudity or her disdain for her fellow suitors, telling hates in no uncertain terms that they can eff off . Oh, and Olympios is seemingly proud of the fact that she has a self-described “nanny.” At the age of 24. According to Corinne, the nanny’s name is Raquel and “she does everything for me,” Corinne has said on air. For instance: Raquel makes Corinne’s bed and does her laundry. She makes Corinne lemon salad and cheese pasta. Even if she were to move out of her parents’ home, in which she currently resides, Corinne has said she would take Raquel with her. How does Nick Viall feel about his potential wife ( The Bachelor Spoilers Alert! ) having such a worker tending to her every daily need? Viall joked on the January 2 episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live, adding: “While I certainly appreciate the potential red flags of a grown woman having a nanny, I also thought to myself, ‘Huh, what are the benefits?'”  “If this works out, do I also get the nanny?” We don’t know the answer to that question. But we do know those who watch The Bachelor online or on television each week are sick and tired of the way Corinne is treating poor Raquel. In response to all Corinne has said about her personal nanny, someone even started a GoFundMe page, stating as the fundraiser’s goal: Raquel deserves better, we can only hope that she doesn’t already suffer from Stockholm syndrome from living under Miss Oympios. Let’s all help Raquel get a better job, to get back on her own two feet. Let’s help #FreeRaquel. Help save a life, show your support today The GoFundMe effort has stated that it is aiming to raise $100,000 through online donations. As of this writing, it has only raised $30. So it has a long way to go. But if the a side goal of the movement’s account was to piss Corinne off… well… MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! “This is not a joke anymore someone took this way too far and is trying to make money for themselves,” Corinne wrote on Instagram yesterday, adding with emphasis: “Raquel is not a slave and my family and I treat her like part of the family. Leave it alone already it’s getting old. Grow up. #raquelisfree#celebnanny.” Olympios included the above photo of the GoFundMe page along with her rant, drawing attention to the same cause with which she claims to take issue. Lest you think Corinne is somehow involved in this fundraising effort, however, allow us to offer some reassurance: The page was started by Mark Chandley, a resident of Beverly Hills, who says that Corinne is “an entitled brat who still employs her childhood nanny to do basic adult activities for her… “In her own words she said Raquel ‘cuts her cucumber slices, makes her bed every morning, and makes her vegetable slices for lunch.’ “She even indicated that she doesn’t know how to make cheese pasta (macaroni and cheese?) or do her own laundry.” He swears that all money donated really will go toward Raquel. View Slideshow: Corinne Olympios Photos: Bachelor Nation’s Newest, Hottest Villain! Before you stop and laugh, while also wondering who would actually hand over their hard-earned cash to this cause, consider this: One person who donated $10 to the fund defended this decision in a surprisingly rational way in the comments section. “I’m donating to free Raquel from the grips of Corrine, but more-so in the hopes that when she does become free, she starts a YouTube cooking series.” “First up: Cheese pasta. #FreeRaquel2K17.” Come on now. Who would not watch this?!? #FreeRaquel2K17!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! View Slideshow: 7 Girls From The Bachelor Franchise That Nick Viall Has Slept With

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Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani: Going Strong at People’s Choice Awards!

Isn't it so nice to see Gwen Stefani happy after the absolute mess that was her divorce from Gavin Rossdale ? It was widely reported that he had a long affair with their nanny , but whatever happened, Gwen was very clear about being traumatized from it. After she filed for divorce, she spoke at length about how hurt she was by whatever it was that happened. It was awful. But then she began dating her fellow co-star on The Voice, country star Blake Shelton, and things began looking up for her. Gwen and Blake — Gwake, if you will — were very vocal about their love for each other for a while, to the point where they got a bit obnoxious. Some people even began thinking the relationship was staged, things were so constantly, overwhelmingly sappy. But in the past several months, it seems like these two have really settled into their relationship. They don't gush about each other every waking moment like they used to, and it's been a nice change. But don't for one second think that their love has faded — and if you can't help it, just check out this clip of Blake Shelton at last night's People's Choice Awards . Blake won two awards, one for Favorite Album and one for Favorite Male Country Artist, and during his acceptance speech, he took a moment to talk about Gwen, who was in the audience. Check out the incredibly adorable speech here:

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Scott Disick: Internet Flips Over Size of the Lord’s Dong

What do Scott Disick and Don Draper have in common? Several things, actually: They’re both blackout drunks; they both have trouble keeping it in their pants; and the equipment that they struggle to keep sheathed is the subject of endless fascination on the Internet. Yes, the year is young, but it looks like we already have a winner for the 2017 Jon Hamm Giant Penis Award . The Lord himself, Scott Disick, stepped out wearing a pair of flattering sweatpants recently, and the world was immediately reminded that you can’t spell “Disick” with D-I-C-K. You can check out Scott’s package for yourself, or you can enjoy several hundred words of in-depth analysis below. Seems like an obvious choice, if you ask us: Like the Bieber Wang before it, the Disick Dong proves that a genetic link between douchiness and  So if you’re a young woman who’s considering kicking your habit of dating self-obsessed jack-holes and finding yourself one of those mythical “nice guys” – don’t do it! Is the increase in your peace of mind worth the the absence of an extra-large helping of manmeat in your life? We think not. Sure, there’s been talk of Orlando Bloom having a bigger penis than Justin , but that might be the exception that proves the rule. Citing that example is like saying, “Where’s your climate change now, Obummer?” on a cold day in January. We have no choice but to defer to the scientific community on such important and complex matters, and right now, all we know is that 100% of the two biggest jerk-asses in Hollywood are packing between the legs. Now, you might be saying to yourself, “Oh, what about Jon Hamm? I heard he’s a nice guy.” To which we reply, “You’re wrong, and Hamm is reportedly kind of a DB .” We rest our case. Anyway, let’s get to the really important matter here, which is what all this tells us about Kourtney Kardashian’s vagina: In short: it’s clearly magic. The latest reports have Kourtney hooking up with Bieber again, just weeks after her latest reconciliation with Disick crashed and burned. View Slideshow: The Good, The Bad, The Lord: 23 Times Scott Disick Owned Reality TV When two of the industry’s most sizable douche dongs just can’t stay away from your hoo-hah, you’re clearly working with something special down here. We’ll have further updates on these supernatural celebrity genitals as more information becomes available.

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Azealia Banks to Donald Trump: PLEASE Let Me Perform at Your Inauguration!

Azealia Banks has never really delivered on her early promise as a hitmaker. (In fact, she has has yet to attain “one hit wonder” status.)  But she’s still managed to remain relevant by starting fights with vastly more famous celebrities and genuinely behaving like a  person who’s been given a platform despite having flushed her meds several weeks ago. Amazingly, despite the fact that she’s been screaming for attention in new and increasingly batsh-t ways for several years now, Azealia still has the power to surprise us. Take, for example, the video she posted last month, in which she revealed that she’s a witch who sacrifices chickens in the closer of her New York City apartment. We don’t think anyone was that coming. And then there are Ms. Banks’ political views . During the election, the rapper’s followers were shocked to learn that Azealia is a Trump supporter. It’s surprising in the sense that she’s expressed liberal views in the past, but so much when you consider the fact that Azealia is an angry racist . Then it makes perfect sense. Anyway, Banks is pissed – pissed! – that Trump’s inauguration is being headlines by 3 Doors Down and some woman who came in second on America’s Got Talent, and she would like to personally make the entire country say “Who?” by taking the stage herself: “Saw the entertainment line for the inauguration it made me very upset. This is an EPIC moment in modern history and it should def be celebrated in style'” Banks wrote on Facebook yesterday. “I would love to perform at the inauguration.” Most of Azealia’s fans reacted with confusion (the guy who commented, “The devil is in this post” seemed to just about sum up the consensus), but Banks has at least one fellow Z-list Trumpeter in her corner. Noted professional troll Milo Yiannopoulis commented that Banks is his “first, second and only choice” to perform at the inauguration. Azealia, demonstrating the political acumen that’s made her sought-after voice of reason in troubled times, replied: “Me and you in the front row looking MAAAAD cute omg we would break the internet.” And people thought Trump wouldn’t bring our country together. Already, he’s uniting bigots with nothing in common but their hatred and insecurity!

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It’s Been Real: Dwight Howard Chucks The Deuces At The L.A. Lakers And Signs With The Houston Rockets?

Dwight making money moves. Dwight Howard To Leave The Lakers Maybe Dwight can pull a Lebron move and win more championships with the Houston Rockets. One thing is for sure, the ninja needs to stop booty poppin’ and wearing wigs on national TV. Isht looks real suspect homie. How you doing? According to TMZ Dwight Howard has decided to make the entire city of Los Angeles hate him (except for the ever-growing number of Clippers fans) by spurning the Lakers and signing with the Houston Rockets. No word on whether he will sign outright with Houston or work out some sort of sign-and-trade with the Lakers (which would net him more money). D12 cannot officially sign any deal until July 10. Howard spent one disastrous, injury-plagued year with the Lakers after they acquired him in a trade from the Orlando Magic. The Black Mamba will not take this lightly. ****IT IS WORTH NOTING**** While severeal well-respected writers have reported the move, Dwight’s agent says he has not made a decision … and Howard is known to change is mind. So stay tuned … Do you think Dwight Howard can be the next Michael Jordan and get some of that Lebron scrilla? We think if he stops long peening groupies and focuses on the game dude can win.

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MTV Style | I Forced Everyone (Even Justin Bieber) To Use Tyra’s …

As Tyra Banks continues her quest for world domination, she can officially cross “Make the entire world smile with their eyes” off her to-do list. The model/talk show host/reality judge released a Smize Yourself! app this week … View post: MTV Style | I Forced Everyone (Even Justin Bieber) To Use Tyra's …

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