One is a self-involved blowhard who is surrounded by a team of Yes Men and who has a frightening grip on the country. And the other is Kim Jong-Un! In a hilarious billboard posted on Sunset strip in Hollywood, The Daily Mail is advertising for the online section of its newspaper by saying Kim Kardashian is “on the same page” as the murderous dictator of North Korea. We’re as critical of this Keeping Up with the Kardashians star as anyone, but not even THG would compare Kardashian to Kim Jong-Un… Pretty funny stuff, right? Still, we must ask: Who is a worse person, Kim Kardashian or Kim Jong-Un? Kim Jong-Un Kim Kardashian It’s a tie! View Poll »
Demi Lovato is clean, sober – and has never been happier. The singer celebrated a milestone over the weekend, Tweeting that she has been off drugs and alcohol now for two years. “Today is my 2nd birthday. I’m 21 years old, but 2 years ago today, I finally started living…I’m so beyond grateful #ItWorksIfYouWorkIt,” Lovato wrote, adding: “Why not celebrate with some new piercings? 4 in one sitting.” Why not indeed?!? Here is a close-up of Lovato’s new holes, posed alongside her new, very short haircut: Lovato has been admirably outspoken about her views and experiences. Late last week, she tore into Lady Gaga for glorying eating disorders after that singer vomited on stage. She has also shown strong support for Kesha, Selena Gomez and other celebrities who have entered rehab for various maladies, both physical and mental. “I’m so happy!!!!!!! Life is amazing.. You guys are amazing,” Demi also Tweeted Friday night, addressing fans. “I’ve never been happier in my whole life.” We’re so very glad to hear it. Lovato has been through a lot and has come out of it an improved person… who loves to change up her hairstyle! Demi Lovato Hairstyles: Through the Transformations Open Slideshow 1. BLUE Demi Lovato sometimes feels blue. She belts out a song with an unusual hair color in this photo. View As List 1. BLUE Demi Lovato sometimes feels blue. She belts out a song with an unusual hair color in this photo. 2. PINK Demi Lovato mixes it up in this photograph. Do you like her pink streak? 3. BANGS Demi Lovato bangs, she bangs. What do you think of this look? 4. BLONDE No, this is not Demi Lovato’s natural hairstyle. But she’s heard that blondes have more fun. 5. RED Demi Lovato is on fire! What do you make of the singer as a redhead? 6. SILVER Demi Lovato with silver hair?!? This is not our favorite look. 7. BROWN This is your basic Demi Lovato look. She’s a natural brunette. 8. SHAVED Whoa there, Demi Lovato! You might wanna rethink this look.
Chris Brown got thrown out of rehab last Friday for three different rules violations, according to reports, including one designed specifically for the singer. The 24-year-old was ordered to stay at least two feet away from all the women there, given that he’s on probation for a felony assault against Rihanna. Fair or not, the people who run the facility imposed this highly unusual requirement on Chris, who violated it by ” touching elbows and hands ” with a woman. The second reason he got the boot was that the R&B star left the facility last week on an authorized outing, then refused a drug test upon his return. Sources say he later took the test and passed, but the initial refusal was a violation of rules. Finally, he allegedly “made a mockery” of the rehab process. That occurred when he made harsh comments in a group session. It’s unclear what he said, but these infractions combined to get Chris Brown kicked out of rehab . Insiders say Chris also had some kind of sexual encounter with a woman at the facility this month, but that is not part of the basis for booting him. This is also the second rehab facility to kick Brown out since his October arrest. The first showed him the door after he threw a rock at his mom’s car . Chris Brown Kicked Out of Rehab, Jailed Brown is in jail now for violating probation, following Friday’s dismissal. His anger management treatment was the only thing keeping him out of the slammer after his probation was revoked as a result of his D.C. assault arrest. Prosecutors wanted him jailed pending trial, but the judge allowed him to stay in rehab for treatment until mid-April, when his assault case played out. Once he got the boot from Malibu, off to a jail cell he went. Since his probation was already revoked, and that this is the second facility that told him to go kick rocks, it’s likely he’ll remain locked up for a month . His lawyer, Mark Geragos, will appear in court today with Brown, presumably to ask for house arrest or rehab at another facility until the D.C. trial. Given all this … could be an uphill battle. 23 Pics of Chris Brown Thuggin’ It! Open Slideshow 1. Chris Brown Smoking Weed Chris Brown smoking weed – 3 joints at the same time no less. What a class act as always. View As List 1. Chris Brown Smoking Weed Chris Brown smoking weed – 3 joints at the same time no less. What a class act as always. 2. Chris Brown Thrusting Chris Brown does his seductive thing on stage. In GIF form. 3. Beat Women, Not Animals Words to live by from a Chris Brown meme right here ladies and gentlemen. 4. Chris Brown Virginity Chris Brown says he lost his virginity at age eight. And is a beast at sex as a result. 5. Chris Brown Smoking Photo Chris Brown has himself a cigarette. Smoking is a thing that he does from time to time. 6. Chris Brown Teeth Chris Brown’s teeth have seen better days. Lookin a little busted, dat grill. 7. Rihanna Beaten Face Poster This is one way to advertise a Chris Brown concert. Point, Stockholm, Sweden. 8. Chris Brown Arm Tattoos Check out Chris Brown’s arm tattoos. Those are some serious tats. 9. Chris Brown RAGE! Chris Brown has that rage in his eyes again. Okay, it’s just during his performance at the Billboard Music Awards, but still. 10. Chris Brown Lookin’ Ridic Chris Brown looking ridiculous, even by his lofty standards. 11. Christopher Brown Picture Chris Brown. Always one to count on for news. 12. Chris Brown is a Douche At least in this photo. We get it man! You’re cool! 13. Chris Brown, Rihanna: Thug Life Chris Brown and Rihanna are here to wish you a Merry Christmas …. Thug Life style. 14. Chris Brown: Terrorist Chris Brown is a terrorist … for Halloween, at least. Check out dude’s costume. 15. Chris Brown Grinding Chris Brown grinds up on some sexy lady not named Rihanna or Karrueche. 16. Chris Brown Shirtless Picture Chris Brown shirtless. And looking like kind of a douche. A ripped douche, but still douchey. 17. Champagne Shower Chris Brown is about to produce a champagne shower like no other. Karrueche Tran, get ready. 18. Chris Brown, Champagne Chris Brown is a class act, as demonstrated by this photo of him at the club. Champagne showers, anyone? From Chris Brown’s mouth? 19. Chris Brown Shirtless Pic Chris Brown partying without a shirt at W.I.P. nightclub in New York. Not long after this pic was taken, crazy stuff went down. 20. Chris Brown Twitpic Chris Brown was hurt in a fight with Drake’s entourage. Yes, he actually got into a fight with guys for once. 21. Contemplative Chris Chris Brown contemplates life as he sees it. This is just before he reportedly flew into a blinding rage behind the scenes of Good Morning America. 22. Chris Brown Grabs Crotch Chris Brown grabs some crotch in concert. Lovely. 23. Chris Brown Topless Chris Brown likes to blow his top. Or perform without one in this case.
Martha Hunt is a Victoria’s Secret model…who on her spare time…gets into a bikini without having a million dollar contract…which I would think, at least if I was Victoria’s Secret was me getting ripped off…it’s like bitch does this shit for free and we pay her 10k a day…unless of course she’s wearing a Victoria’s Secret bikini and this is all part of their fucking scam…and this is just paparazzi style product placement…I mean I don’t know…but there’s a girl in a bikini who looks better than your girl in a bikini so you might as well stare..it’s not like you have anything better to do… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
When you are old and tired…from what, I don’t know,..it’s not like Emmanuelle Chriqui works…but her face sure as hell looks like it has survived Holocausts like it’s Jewish Grandparents…you make sure to wear a ridiculous push up bra to distract from the fact that you’re pushing 40… She’s a local girl, born in Montreal…and she make stye Jewish Moroccan community proud enough for me to celebrate her tits, and not bother talking about how this Entourage movie she’s on may be a disaster since no one really wants to see a bunch of 40 year olds ripping lines and fucking young girls…or old girls like Emanuelle Chriqui trying to stay young because that’s the only acting jobs she gets…and really who cares..there’s cleavage and I like cleavage..and so do you.
Known woman beater Chris Brown has found a new duet partner. The singer, who has teamed up with Justin Bieber in the past and who bludgeoned the face of Rihanna a few years ago, will release a single in the near future alongside teen sensation Ariana Grande. The female star posted an Instagram photo of the artists dancing in the studio together, along with the caption: “#comingsoon #rehearsal.” As you might expect, a number of Grande’s followers are upset about the likely collaboration, considering Brown’s violent history toward women. Where do you stand on this issue? Ponder that question as you stare at these Chris Brown photos : 23 Pics of Chris Brown Thuggin’ It! Open Slideshow 1. Chris Brown Smoking Weed Chris Brown smoking weed – 3 joints at the same time no less. What a class act as always. View As List 1. Chris Brown Smoking Weed Chris Brown smoking weed – 3 joints at the same time no less. What a class act as always. 2. Chris Brown Thrusting Chris Brown does his seductive thing on stage. In GIF form. 3. Beat Women, Not Animals Words to live by from a Chris Brown meme right here ladies and gentlemen. 4. Chris Brown Virginity Chris Brown says he lost his virginity at age eight. And is a beast at sex as a result. 5. Chris Brown Smoking Photo Chris Brown has himself a cigarette. Smoking is a thing that he does from time to time. 6. Chris Brown Teeth Chris Brown’s teeth have seen better days. Lookin a little busted, dat grill. 7. Rihanna Beaten Face Poster This is one way to advertise a Chris Brown concert. Point, Stockholm, Sweden. 8. Chris Brown Arm Tattoos Check out Chris Brown’s arm tattoos. Those are some serious tats. 9. Chris Brown RAGE! Chris Brown has that rage in his eyes again. Okay, it’s just during his performance at the Billboard Music Awards, but still. 10. Chris Brown Lookin’ Ridic Chris Brown looking ridiculous, even by his lofty standards. 11. Christopher Brown Picture Chris Brown. Always one to count on for news. 12. Chris Brown is a Douche At least in this photo. We get it man! You’re cool! 13. Chris Brown, Rihanna: Thug Life Chris Brown and Rihanna are here to wish you a Merry Christmas …. Thug Life style. 14. Chris Brown: Terrorist Chris Brown is a terrorist … for Halloween, at least. Check out dude’s costume. 15. Chris Brown Grinding Chris Brown grinds up on some sexy lady not named Rihanna or Karrueche. 16. Chris Brown Shirtless Picture Chris Brown shirtless. And looking like kind of a douche. A ripped douche, but still douchey. 17. Champagne Shower Chris Brown is about to produce a champagne shower like no other. Karrueche Tran, get ready. 18. Chris Brown, Champagne Chris Brown is a class act, as demonstrated by this photo of him at the club. Champagne showers, anyone? From Chris Brown’s mouth? 19. Chris Brown Shirtless Pic Chris Brown partying without a shirt at W.I.P. nightclub in New York. Not long after this pic was taken, crazy stuff went down. 20. Chris Brown Twitpic Chris Brown was hurt in a fight with Drake’s entourage. Yes, he actually got into a fight with guys for once. 21. Contemplative Chris Chris Brown contemplates life as he sees it. This is just before he reportedly flew into a blinding rage behind the scenes of Good Morning America. 22. Chris Brown Grabs Crotch Chris Brown grabs some crotch in concert. Lovely. 23. Chris Brown Topless Chris Brown likes to blow his top. Or perform without one in this case.
Malcolm Ausbon, a California man, says short-fused singer Chris Brown and three members of his posse jumped him at a 24 Hour Fitness last year. All, he says, because of a disputed foul during a pickup basketball game. Ausbon is suing Brown, his goons and 24 Hour Fitness for unspecified damages claiming assault, battery, intentional infliction of emotional distress and negligence. The lawsuit states that when Brown, 24, refused to acknowledge the foul called on him by Ausbon around 11 p.m., Ausbon “expressed his dissatisfaction.” Chris allegedly replied that he was a member of the Bloods street gang. As Ausbon began to back away, members of the singer’s entourage stepped in and said, “If you f–k with Chris, you f–k with us,” the lawsuit states. According to Ausbon, Brown and three members of his posse jumped him at the gym and began to “strike, punch, kick, pull and stomp” his head and body. Ausbon ended up in the ER with a fractured rib and other injuries including cuts and bruises over his face and body, his lawyer Stephen Wegman said: “He was jumped, beaten and dazed, and at some point my client made a police report about the incident and is waiting for police follow-up. Police never followed up.” “Imagine going to play a game of basketball, and you get jumped by four guys because you call a foul,” he said. “This isn’t for fame or fortune. He’s got medical bills and issues.” Ausbon has suffered from post-traumatic stress disorder, distorted vision, dizziness, nervousness, embarrassment, fear and anxiety, the lawyer specified. “All a result of some famous guy thinking he’s above the law.” Wegman said he filed the civil lawsuit after a failed attempt to negotiate a private settlement with Brown’s legal team, who “didn’t want to communicate anymore.” “If Chris Brown isn’t willing to compensate (Ausbon) for what he did to him, I’m not going to back down. It will be for a jury to decide.” Brown is also fighting an unrelated criminal charge that he punched a man in Washington, D.C., last October, and is in anger management rehab as a result. He is still on probation after he pleaded guilty to beating pop singer Rihanna in 2009, agreeing to a no-jail, felony probation plea deal that’s now in jeopardy. He is due back in court February 28. For Chris Brown , or more accurately the people who cross Chris Brown, it appears the hits just keep on coming.
After all that isht talking… SMH . According to Page Six reports : There was a male fur fiesta as Sean “Diddy” Combs and his entourage of Rick Ross and a “newly rekindled Ashanti and Nelly” showed up at WIP in SoHo on Sunday to catch DJ Whoo Kid’s set. Spies said they were living large in giant furs, just like Joe Namath. “Diddy and Rick needed extra room at the table for their furs,” said a source. “Ashanti and Nelly cuddled up next to them and complained Diddy and Rick’s furs took up their seats at every club all weekend.” Ashanti and Nelly broke up last year, and despite her saying they’d never reconcile, they looked “happy to be back together,” a source added. On Saturday, Ross performed at LES hot spot Finale for a crowd including Marc Anthony and Marlon Wayans. Surprise, surprise… We have a couple of ideas about why they may be working it out. Hit the flip to see…
Justin just can’t seem to get right. Justin Bieber To Be Charged With Assault Justin needs a seat on “Fix My Life” like yesterday. He won’t survive in jail…he has way too many feminine features. According to TMZ: Justin Bieber will be charged with CRIMINAL ASSAULT for allegedly attacking a limousine driver … TMZ has learned. Justin took a limo in Toronto in December and got into some sort of skirmish. At the time we were told a member of his entourage was being investigated for roughing up the driver. But the investigation took a turn … We’re told Toronto cops wanted to talk to Justin but he didn’t come in for an interview and they got annoyed. Law enforcement sources say Justin is now in Toronto and in the next hour will go to the police station. Sources say Justin will be booked for assault, given a citation and released on his own recognizance. Our sources say … Justin is accused of physically attacking the limo driver … not simply ordering the attack. Our sources also say 3 other witnesses were interviewed yesterday and at least some of their account incriminated Justin. Do you think if he was to get rid of some of the bad apples around him, his life would be a whole lot easier?
