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Amber Heard’s Lesbianism has Imppecable Timing of the Day

Posted on December 7, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off

I always knew lesbianism was pretty serious…cuz every lesbian I’ve ever met has taken things pretty serious. I mean from the first time they reach out to me with some women studies theories, to the emails, to the hateful look in her eye when I meet them in person, all assured me that lesbians have no sense of humor, are on some kind of mission, and are not down to fuck around, especially not with dick…. So serious and uptight from not getting dick like real women, that they always have impecable timing, and I guess that would apply to Amber Heard if she was actually a lesbian, but conveniently, she has a movie coming out December 17th, so her press release hustle is clearly bullshit. Someone’s just trying to get in the media’s eye, and you would too, if your biggest movie was a Seth Rogan move. I love bottom feeders….now here she is in her lesbian bikini for the trailer of this junky bullshit.

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Fergie on a Bike in her Underwear of the Day

Posted on September 20, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have been known to have a bike fetish….whether it’s running after girls riding bikes in skirts….or sniffing their seats when they’ve locked their bikes up to go inside a store….it’s just the idea of a vagina smearing itself all over a seat on a hot day…sometimes on a public bike…gets me excited and I don’t really think there’s anything wrong with that… Unfortunately…seeing Fergie posing on the bike doesn’t do shit for me…especially not on this gangster bike looking at like a cheesy stripper….I’m more into bitches on fixed gear hipster bikes…because they generally have thick bush, don’t always wear underwear or wash, and most importantly are too poor to refuse a free vegan cock…when they aren’t lesbians…not that I would know…I don’t really like dirty ratty hipsters with bush and ironic haircuts who are too serious to stick things in their asses while I jerk off….but I do like the smell of their bike seats…. But I don’t have pics of that, so here’s some fergie bullshit..

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Kate Moss for Vogue UK September 2010 of the Day

Posted on August 5, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In keeping this site a fashion site in order to land million dollar ad campaigns, here are some pictures of Kate Moss showing off her dirty little stomach that many rockstar have come all over cuz she’s a model and models don’t use condoms…especially not with heroin addict rockstars who fuck countless dirty pussies on the road…in the kind of disgusting that makes me want to eat this bitch out…cuz they just don’t make models like this anymore…she’s pretty fucking amazing.

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Rozlyn Papa from the Bachelor’s Sex Tape of the Day

Posted on March 9, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t watch TV, especially not bullshit TV like The Bachelor, that’s shit is for single women, or women unhappy in their marriages, but I do know that it’s a fucked up concept where a group of whores fight for the attention of one guy, when really they are fighting for the attention of America, so I wasn’t surprised when I read that one of the contestants had a porno past, cuz girls, when they’ve relied on their mediocre looks all their lives need to get paid, or when they thought they had their big break and would end up famous, only to be kicked off the show into obscurity, will end up sucking big black dick badly on video so people will keep taking about her…and all without showing the world her pussy, enough of a justification that she probably still doesn’t think she’s a whore……

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Arta Dobroshi Has the Worst Body to Ever be on Film of the Day

Posted on November 24, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I doubt anyone knows who this girl is, possibly because she wasn’t born a girl but had to mask her identity when escaping communist Russia and hormones were the only option, or maybe she was some science experiment in some German sex change lab, or maybe because she isn’t from here and was in a movie called “Le Silence De Lorna”, something I doubt any of you have seen or heard of, but if you have you will know that she gets naked in it and it’s a pretty miserable experience.

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Rebecca Gayheart’s Pregnancy Pictures of the Day

Posted on October 1, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t wish death upon people, especially not unborn babies, because that is cruel and I am a real nice guy, but wouldn’t it be bittersweet if when Gayheart’s kid that is brewing inside her turns 9, it gets run the fuck over by some idiot celebrity talking on his cellular in his SUV, who will later get acquitted because it will be proven with the help of his expensive lawyer that her kid was jay walking and breaking the law, even though every other car stopped to let it get across the street, while the idiot celebrity’s impatient ass decided to drive around the other cars who were letting the kid cross cuz the idiot was in such a rush and couldn’t be bothered waiting so instead accidentally runs it the fuck down, killing it. Leaving Gayheart and her family left with heavy hearts and sadness, but at least she’ll always have a stupid name, no celebrity driving with a cellphone can take that from her… Pics via Fame