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Noa Tishby Tits in 2.3 Times Per Week of the Day

You know what the world needs….more hot Jewish women…like this Noa Tishby bitch who is some actor and producer far better looking than other Jewsih actors of the past, you know like Sarah Silverman and Barbara Streisand….in fact she’s better looking that most Jewish women you see getting their hair and nails done at the high end salon’s while loudly discussing their high maintenance lives no one cares about, especially not their husbands they stopped sucking off when he put a very expensive ring on it and she’s far better looking than the Jewish woman I saw fighting with a guy for a parking spot for her Mercedes, the same company that enslaved her people before her spoiled ass was born and she had all the money she knew what to do with….all because there was 40 mins still left on the meter….. Either way, she’s born in Israel, has done some modeling and is now in America where she’s using her genetically coded business savvy producing shows on HBO alongside Marky Mark and the funky bunch…She’s balling out of control, hustling but that doesn’t make her stop showing her titties on Israeli TV….and here they are….

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Noa Tishby Tits in 2.3 Times Per Week of the Day

Courtney Cox Shitty Beach Pics of the Day

I can only hope that Courtney Cox is laying on her pussy like a teenage girl on the corner of her bed matteress, hoping to get a strong, consistent wave, hitting up on her cunt until she cums like it was David Arquette’s tongue…. Not that I like Courtney Cox or the idea of David Arquette in any capacity, especially not in a fucking bitches capacity.. I’m just a firm believer that if a bitch is on the beach, it’s gotta have some level of sex…..and in this full piece wet-suit…that I know she peed in to keep warm…is just not doing it…. Here are the shitty bikini pics… Here’s a bonus mom titty zoom in…

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Maria Shriver’s Single Milf Vagina In the Wind of the Day

This is amazing…. I don’t know what’s going on in Maria Shriver’s crotch, but I do know that she’s recently single, thanks to her awesome and sleazy immigrant body building and action star husband, turned politician, pulled some amazing things by fucking the housekeeper, cuz like me, fucking anything that isn’t your wife is a good thing…especially if it has a vagina….I mean until it gets pregnant and you can’t deny the shit, cuz unlike me, you gave her your real name cuz she worked for you…instead of lying your way through it….. I also know that I love watching a dress when a girl walks against the wind….and shit defines her pussy..it’s almost pornographic….but unfortunately in Shriver’s case…she’s been married too long, has embraced her age and position as a soon to be grandmother, while showcasing why her husband strayed, because the only thing that can make a cameltoe look like this puffy mess, is huge fucking bush…..or ravaged lips thanks to the birthing process….both hardly attractive to the average eye…especially not on a bitch trying to get laid…luckily…I’m not average and this shit is porno to me….enjoy.

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Some Prince Harry Fanny of the Day

Prince Harry, the one who will never be king unless he kills off his brother has sex with this…. Her name is Florence Brudennell-Bruce and she’s an amateur lingerie model you know, the kind of bitch who hires her own photographers and stages her own photoshoots, which is something I always love…cuz it takes a certain kind of bitch who spends her own money on getting on camera half naked….you know in hopes of one day getting paid to do it….cuz that’s even sluttier and more pathetic than bitches who just take pics of herself…and that’s what makes amateur models. the ones eager to get noticed and real work….pretty fucking awesome….especially when they manage to lock down royalty with their pussies….not that royalty is notorious for fucking hot bitches…if anything they are notorious for being inbred closet cases….but it’s still an accomplishment that will lead to the good life…which is some smart fucking hustle…you know in the event her joke of a model career doesn’t work out of her… All this to say, I’d love to fuck her…

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Adriana Lima Mom Bikini of the Day

The whole bikini shit almost loses its appeal when the bitch in the bikini is a bikini model…not cuz we’re bored of seeing any bitch, especially not pro bikini wearers in their bkinis, but because they are hanging ont he beach with their kid….or what I like to refer to as the thing that gave her a little bit of a pregnant body, cuz you never fully bounce back from that shit, especailly not in her likely destroyed pussy….. So she made the career choice of becoming a mom instead of sticking with what she’s amazing at…so seeing her rocking her old is almost like watching an old timers sports game when all the players have got old and fat…. So looking at this almost makes you resent her and hate her for doing that to us, her fans but then we look at her tits, in the bikini and realize that shit, she’s still pretty fucking hot, making this whole post pretty fucking useless babbling…..which is something we’re all pretty used to…. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Trying to Look Up Selena Gomez’s Skirt on TV of the Day

Here are some shitty pictures of Selena Gomez from the Tonight Show garbage, and I’m only posting them because I’m trying to look up her skirt. I am shocked that people watch these interviews like this matters, like Jay Leno cares that the bitch has her driver’s license, when he should really be asking her what a 19 year old girl would be fucking a 16 year old Beaver….and how one doesn’t get charged as a sex offender, when clearly she fucking should…To watch the interview FOLLOW THIS LINK ….I mean hearing her say “Bougie” for “Bourgeois” is about as gangster as you’d expect from a bitch who fucks Justin Beaver, who has learned everything about pussy from playing with Usher Raymond’s asshole. Rumor is that BITCH IS IN THE HOSPITAL WITH PREGNANCY SYMPTOMS …hopefully that gets this monster locked the fuck up where she belongs…

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Victoria Silvstedt Yeast Infection Bikini of the Day

Victoria Silvstedt is the fucking enemy. I hate this bitch and her 40 year old body, even though it is better than most 40 year old bodies, because she tried to sue me…. So I wish nothing but horrible vagina infections on the whore cunt in her slacker whore bikini… If you don’t know who she is, she was in Playboy once and rode that into the arms of a midget billionaire, who she’s become the mistress of, and in the even you don’t know what a mistress is, that’s the homewrecking whore who the motherfucker fucks and pays off, so they get a great lifestyle and never ask to get married cuz they know it isn’t an option, since no one wants to marry a whore, especially not a billionaire. Point being. who fucking cares. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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You need to play the Minitroid tech demo

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I wasn’t anticipating Minitroid as much as some of you — especially not as much as Jonathan — but now I can see where the adoration is coming from, first-hand. A playable tech demonstration for the in-progress tiny Metroid fan game has been put online. Tokinsom, Betatronic, and Jamie Billings are really on to something with this game. I fear that it could be a long, long time before we get to play… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Destructoid Discovery Date : 05/04/2011 01:43 Number of articles : 2

You need to play the Minitroid tech demo

Leona Lewis’ Fat Tit of the Day

Leona Lewis has a big voice but more importantly big tits that are a good thing cuz they distract from her big face….not that a big face is a bad thing, and either are long asses, especially not long ass blowjobs. That didn’t make sense, let’s just consider it a work in progress while staring at whatever is happening to Leona Lewis’ breasts….cuz they don’t need me to contribute my bullshit, but then again neither does any other set of pictures I post….I just keep going round in circles here don’t I?

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Avril Lavigne Bikini Pictures of the Day

I don’t know what point try-hard becomes authentic because I figured if you do it long enough, you know the teenage angst thing, with the pink streak in your hair and the fuck tattoo under your tit long enough, you eventually become that person you’ve always wanted to be, cuz no one rememebers the socially awkward white Canadian trash singing Shania Twain songs to launch a career, but I do know that Avril Lavigne’s still not quite there, and maybe that’s only because I don’t find the whole 15 and angry, fighting with her parents, emo punk scene kid shit hot, especially not on a 30 year old, Don’t get me wrong, I’m more into my 30 year olds having the mental capacity of 15 year olds, just not down with their fashion sense, except when it is slutty and pantyless, which does happen…. Either way, OMG! It’s Avril Lavigne in a bikini and it’s so not complicated, somehow this bitch manages to turn you into half retarded adults who wish they were the skater boy in her songs, the Sum41 weirdo she left for a Kardashian stepbrother….and here is the pic….

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