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Kris Jenner Cookbook Reviews: Terrible! Hilarious!

Posted on October 24, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As you probably already know thanks to her relentless promotional campaign Kris Jenner has a new cookbook in stores.  As just about everyone (except Kris) predicted, the book is a massive flop, not only commercially but also with those who actually bought the book and attempted its ludicrously expensive recipes. Currently, In the Kitchen With Kris: A Kollection of Kardashian-Jenner Family Favorites doesn’t have a single five star review on Amazon, which is extremely rare for a high-profile release. Of course, that may have something to do with the fact that the book has sold very few copies, and is currently placed 5,184th on the Amazon sales chart. So we think it’s safe to say this hasn’t been the easiest week for Kris. First, there were rumors that her estranged husband Bruce Jenner is dating Kris’ best friend . Then the entire Kardashian-Jenner family slammed Kris over her decision to let Kylie Jenner travel to Europe with Tyga even though she’s only 17. We can hardly think of anything to make Kris’ week worse, aside from maybe compiling a list of the most hilariously scathing reviews of her book so that we can laugh at them. Yeah, let’s do that: “Surely this is a joke! I suspect the only time she’s been in the kitchen is to kvetch to the caterer and get more vodka!” “The recipes in here are bland and tasteless…I made the macaroni and cheese, and you would think with all the varieties of cheese it would be flavorful, but instead I got very expensive, inedible mess of oily noodles.” “Eat the book itself, it will taste better than the recipes within.” “I would rather read a cookbook by ISIS.” Harsh. Well Kris, if you still want to offer helpful tips, you could always write a book on how to exploit your daughters for fun and profit. 9 Kris Jenner Secrets & Admissions 1. She agreed to Keeping Up with the Kardashians… … as a way to promote her family’s clothing boutiques. She brought the idea to E! with the help of Ryan Seacrest.

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Peep Newly-Single Jordin Sparks’ Sexy New Piercing [VIDEO]

Posted on October 24, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jordin’s dropping that lil sweet girl image, we see…

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Bruce Jenner, Kardashian Sisters Furious Over Baby Sis Kylie’s Eurotrip With Tyga

Posted on October 24, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Good to see someone cares what this little girl is up to! Kardashian Sisters, Bruce Jenner Angry About Kylie Jenner’s Trip With Tyga Kylie Jenner has been jet-setting all over Europe with her boo-thang really good friend Tyga — who happens to be newly single and 7 years her senior — in all the countries where their swirl lovin’ is completely legal. Kris seems to be cool with it, but looks like the rest of the family is none too pleased with Kylie’s little overseas sexcapade. Via TheHollywoodGossip : Last week, Kylie Jenner went to Europe with Tyga, in order to join the rapper on tour. The trip has been widely criticized, as Kylie is 17, Tyga is 24, and all of the countries they’ve visited have lower ages of consent than the United States. Needless to say, no one is more concerned about Kylie than her family, and sources claim Bruce Jenner and the Kardashian sisters are all very pissed off that Kylie was permitted to travel internationally with her much older boyfriend. “Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney are all extremely angry because Kylie is their baby and they don’t think she should be globetrotting Europe unsupervised,” says a family friend. “[Kylie] told Kris that she’s going to help her music career and learn the ins and outs, but they simply don’t buy it.” Yeah we BET Tyga’s teaching her some “ins and outs” on this little trip… Yes, the sisters blame Kris for Kylie’s troubling relationship, and it’s not hard to see why. Kris claims Kylie and Tyga are not dating, despite loads of evidence to the contrary. Tyga also claims he and Kylie are just friends, but the two have been spotted sharing intimate dinners and holding hands in public. The insider claims Bruce, Kim, and company have nothing against Tyga as a person, and they really just have one complaint about the situation: Kylie is simply too young. During an argument, Bruce reportedly told Kris point blank, “When she is 18, she can do whatever she wants, but not until then.” Sounds reasonable to us! Looks like she’s already doing what she wants with a grown-azz man right about now. Do you think the rest of the family will be able to reign her in when none of them live in the home and her mother is already letting her run wild?

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Valerija Kelava by Sofia Sanchez & Mauro Mongiello Gets Racy of the Day

Posted on October 14, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Valerija Kelava is an actual model. She’s Slovenian, which I guess means she’s first generation non-communist. Probably from a poor family who was given the option of escaping due to her height, instead of being forced into a life of mail order brides, cam girl, human trafficking, but I’ve never heard of her so maybe I am wrong. What I do know is that she’s signed with actual reputable model agencies…throughout Europe and new york. I also know that SOFIA Sanches and Mauro Mongiello are a photography duo who have done tons of photoshoots, covers, with celebrities, and now they are dabbling in a little more racy nudes…. I mean this is fashion, on a model, but also what Larry Flynt was shot for – showing the pink. Excitng times for all of us are here.

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Ferne McCann Nude Selfie of the Day

Posted on October 1, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When you don’t know who the person in the topless pic is…you know that the topless pic was leaked by them in order to ride the tail end of all the topless pics…hoping that no one will notice that she’s not relevant enough for anyone to hack…and hoping that she’ll get clustered in with everyone else…to get a very minimal amount of press…because they are just tits…and she’s not in it with someone who matters. The real strategy, and if you’re an aspiring star, you can steal this…is to wait until this all blows over – and people are starved for nude celebrity content – then find yourself a low level celebrity preferably a married woman people know – fuck her and email me the video…I’ll take care of you becoming household…it’s easy… THis Ferne McCann, from TOWIE, a UK Reality show, is failing at scandal….and to think she’s from a Reality show…where having no shame is what she does….and more importantly, Europe where tits are shirts…what a fail…

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Kendall Jenner Remains Clothed, Registers to Vote

Posted on September 23, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

What does it take for Kendall Jenner to keep her clothes on? We now have the answer. The 18-year old, who has been traveling the globe over the past few weeks as part of her new modeling job, took a break from walking the runway in Milan to pass along an important message. Kim Kardashian sucks! No… wait. That’s not it. Kendall Jenner Registers to Vote Even though Kendall and Kim are reportedly feuding over the former wishing to be taken seriously and the latter going around posing for naked photos all the time. Instead, Kendall has actually registered to vote; and she’s also teamed with Rock the Vote to film the video seen above. “I’m here in Europe for fashion week, but back in the U.S. it is National Voter Registration Day,” Jenner tells her fans. “And I’m using Rock the Vote’s new mobile registration tool to register to vote and you can too.” Look at that! A member of this family is pushing technology for reasons that serve more than just themselves! We never thought we’d see the day. This news is almost unprecedented, and it’s almost enough to make us forget all about those many Kendall Jenner nude photos floating around. You know, the ones that make us feel dirty for even writing about and the ones that don’t send a very positive message to fans when it comes to body images. Almost, Kendall. Almost. 34 Wildly Inappropriate Photos of Kendall Jenner 1. Kendall Jenner Topless Photo Kendall Jenner is topless for this Interview Magazine photo. At least she’s covering up, though.

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Kendall Jenner Remains Clothed, Registers to Vote

Posted on September 23, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

What does it take for Kendall Jenner to keep her clothes on? We now have the answer. The 18-year old, who has been traveling the globe over the past few weeks as part of her new modeling job, took a break from walking the runway in Milan to pass along an important message. Kim Kardashian sucks! No… wait. That’s not it. Kendall Jenner Registers to Vote Even though Kendall and Kim are reportedly feuding over the former wishing to be taken seriously and the latter going around posing for naked photos all the time. Instead, Kendall has actually registered to vote; and she’s also teamed with Rock the Vote to film the video seen above. “I’m here in Europe for fashion week, but back in the U.S. it is National Voter Registration Day,” Jenner tells her fans. “And I’m using Rock the Vote’s new mobile registration tool to register to vote and you can too.” Look at that! A member of this family is pushing technology for reasons that serve more than just themselves! We never thought we’d see the day. This news is almost unprecedented, and it’s almost enough to make us forget all about those many Kendall Jenner nude photos floating around. You know, the ones that make us feel dirty for even writing about and the ones that don’t send a very positive message to fans when it comes to body images. Almost, Kendall. Almost. 34 Wildly Inappropriate Photos of Kendall Jenner 1. Kendall Jenner Topless Photo Kendall Jenner is topless for this Interview Magazine photo. At least she’s covering up, though.

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Fat Ass Immigrants Showing Nipple On Your TV of the Day

Posted on September 12, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Highly successful and well marketed immigrants, Iggy Azalea Rita Ora, who have both been in America for quite a while trying to get famous, and who finally got themselves famous, to which Iggy says “she’s got a lot of stories” about her rise from “living in Australia”…even thought she’ from Australia no matter how much she tries to hide that vile trashy accent…because those stories of how she got famous probably involve a ton of shit…including but not limited to the sex tape she basically denies having – while confirming that she has it – a sex tape that I hope to make a lot of money from… Anyone who releases or attempts to make profit off someone else’s intimate moments against their will is a sex offender & it honestly makes me sick to see the media encourage any other attitude towards those sorts of people, we should want to protect our women and i really hope that america will follow Europe and their laws to better protect peoples privacy and fundamental rights. and on that note, I’m off to get a manicure. peaaaaccceeeeeee outtttttt *drops the mic* Anyway, they were on Ellen, and Rita Ora’s nipple was exposed the whole performance, because that’s probably what Ellen insists of all her guest, because she’s a lesbian and into them titties…unfortunatley…they were totally fucking censored…bummer.

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Genevieve Morton Pie to Her Face in a Bikini Cuz She Loves Pie of the Day

Posted on September 12, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I make fun of Genevieve Morton enough to have her block me from her Instagram. What she doesn’t realize is that she went to all that effort to block me, but I can still embed her fat girl in a bikini with pie fetish videos she’s producing in efforts to get noticed… This is one of those force feed her favorite thing around thanks to her love for refined sugar, a a love I assume is more of an infatuation or addiction based on her dumpy body…a dumpy body she is trying market as hard as she can now that she’s almost 40, even thought Kate Upton kinda won the race for fat Sports Illustrated chicks with mainstream appeal, but I’ll still watch them eat like those force feeding fetish videos on youtube of fat girls trying to get fatter by attaching themselves to feeding tubes…it’s some weird shit, but then again so is Genevieve Morton…even if she’s tricked rich guys to finance her life in the meantime…

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Olivia Wilde Nude in Third Person of the Day

Posted on September 12, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Olivia Wilde annoys me. I don’t know if it is because she’s some rich kid from the UK who leveraged her contacts to get big in America. I don’t know if it is because she changed her name from COCKBURN to WILDE because COCKBURN is something that you don’t want dudes thinking when offering them your vagina to get a part in their movie…COCKBURN is something you pretty much never want to associate with…unless of course it’s referencing her core fans, who like this phoney trash, and can’t stop jerking their dicks off to the point that they are rubbed down to the size of a clit…like a pencil eraser..of an autistic kid…who likes getting his cursive writing proper…or like you in high school writing the popular girl a lover letter she later showed the whole class that lead to your lack of self confidence…or whatever… Either way, the movie is called Third Person, she’s naked, her tits look good, probably fake, her but looks small and cute, and I can ignore all that is wrong about her..which I guess means she deserves an oscar for this, at least we can assume she thinks that too…these EGOS are nuts.

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