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Liverpool vs Fulham 5:2 highlights

Liverpool#39;s Dirk Kuyt, second left, celebrates after scoring a goal against Fulham during their English Premier League soccer match at Fulham#39;s Craven Cottage stadium in London, Monday, May, 9 2011 . Liverpool kept up its relentless march to a finish in the Premier League’s European places, with Maxi Rodriguez scoring a hat trick Monday to help rout Fulham 5-2 at Craven Cottage. Rodriguez made it seven goals in his last three league matches by scoring twice in the first six minutes, hi

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Annina Ucatis Busts Out The Goods Again

I’ve had pictures of this Annina Ucatis chick on the site before, I think they were from the same event, but she’s very talented upstairs so I thought I’d give her a little more airtime. In case you’re wondering, yes she is a European pornstar. Imagine that. Anyhow, you know the drill…. Big breasts, not so pretty face, but brought some extra chicks in bikinis with her equals good enough for me.

Kim Kardashian Flashes Her Spanx

Here’s Kim Kardashian out the other night in her sexy red dress giving us a nice peek at her hard working Spanx . I highly doubt that anyone is surprised that this chick wears Spanx , that ass can’t be contained by mere pantyhose, I would have thought she’d double that crap up just in case one layer failed. Dangerous. Anyhow, I didn’t really need to know all the secrets about how she keeps that big ass under control, some things should remain a secret.

Annina Ucatis Seems Very Talented

Alright so in case you’re wondering, this Annina Ucatis woman is some sort of European pornstar and reality TV star. Shocking. I think we already guessed the pornstar part. This is the kind of things Europeans get on their reality TV? Awesome. It sucks over here, we’re stuck with midget farmers and douchebags with four wives. I think it’s time for a Hollywoodtuna European Vacation , I wonder if Chevy Chase is available. I’ll rinse out my American flag speedo.

Annina Ucatis Seems Very Talented

Alright so in case you’re wondering, this Annina Ucatis woman is some sort of European pornstar and reality TV star. Shocking. I think we already guessed the pornstar part. This is the kind of things Europeans get on their reality TV? Awesome. It sucks over here, we’re stuck with midget farmers and douchebags with four wives. I think it’s time for a Hollywoodtuna European Vacation , I wonder if Chevy Chase is available. I’ll rinse out my American flag speedo.

Annina Ucatis Seems Very Talented

Alright so in case you’re wondering, this Annina Ucatis woman is some sort of European pornstar and reality TV star. Shocking. I think we already guessed the pornstar part. This is the kind of things Europeans get on their reality TV? Awesome. It sucks over here, we’re stuck with midget farmers and douchebags with four wives. I think it’s time for a Hollywoodtuna European Vacation , I wonder if Chevy Chase is available. I’ll rinse out my American flag speedo.

Kirsten Dunst Nude: Brand-Spanking New Naked Shots from Melancholia

Last week on the Mr. Skin blog we posted the trailer for the new arthouse mope-fest Melancholia , directed by Antichrist ‘s Lars Von Trier . At the time we weren’t sure if a faraway woman lying nude on a rock was the film’s star, Kirsten Dunst , a body double, or another character entirely. Well, Mr. Skin’s crack team of nippleologists have skinspected the footage, and they’re saying that’s definitely Kirsten displaying FFN in that shot. Let’s indulge in a quick round of com-bare and contr-ass, shall we? The shot in the trailer: The same shot, zoomed in: Those certainly look like Kirsten’s high cheekbones and full funbags to us! What do you think? Kirsten’s career has taken a skinteresting trajectory recently; though she’s been acting in films since she was a child, she only started doing nude scenes last year, at age 28. She appeared topless in All Good Things (2010), and now we’ve (probably) got Ms. Dunst’s cunst free from its lingerie cage. Must be all of that, how you say, European influence.

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Great Nude Performances: Marina Hedman in Images in a Convent

Yesterday in our Great Nude Performances tribute to Cecilia Pezet , we casually mentioned that European nunsploitation films of the ’70s often contain explicit scenes of nun-on-nun action, and then dropped the subject without even posting any pictures. This was mean, and we apologize. As penance for our sin of omission, today we humbly offer you Marina Hedman in Images in a Convent (1979) as our Great Nude Performance. Directed by Joe D’Amato, the Italian filth master responsible for such depravity as Porno Holocaust , Erotic Nights of the Living Dead , Voodoo Baby , and Caligula: The Untold Story , Images in a Convent follows a formula familiar to fans of the genre: a mysterious man infiltrates a group of sexually repressed nuns, and all Hell (literally) breaks loose. What makes this film special is the way it in habits (hyuk hyuk) the space between softcore and hardcore skinema, inserting explicit scenes of lesbian lovemaking (and one very graphic, disturbing rape scene) into the storyline. The plot (such as it is) concerns the lusty daughter of a 19th century nobleman who is sent to a convent after the death of her father. This sexy sister has no intentions of keeping a vow of chastity, however, as she makes clear by greeting her new Mother Superior wearing her veil- but no top! This naughty novitiate, played by Paola Senatore , finds the aforementioned naked man, whose presence at the convent drives the sisters wild with passion- for each other. Images in a Convent has all sorts of blasphemous boinking to finger your rosary to: topless whippings, Sapphic schtupping, demonic dildo play, and a nude finale for the ages as the sisters, full of the Satanic spirit, shed their habits and begin diddling themselves en masse! Future hardcore star Marina Hedma n turns in an outstanding perv-formance as Sister Marta, perhaps the most naughty of all these nude nuns. Marina engages in two scenes of explicit lesbian action, including one where she and her scissor sister 69 each other wearing their nun habits. Saints preserve us! Check out more from Images in a Convent and the rest of Joe D’Amato ‘s illustrious skinema career right here on MrSkin.com!

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Brand-Spanking Nude News from Melancholia

Last week on the Mr. Skin blog we posted the trailer for the new arthouse mope-fest Melancholia , directed by Antichrist ‘s Lars Von Trier . At the time we weren’t sure if a faraway woman lying nude on a rock was the film’s star, Kirsten Dunst , a body double, or another character entirely. Well, Mr. Skin’s crack team of nippleologists have skinspected the footage, and they’re saying that’s definitely Kirsten displaying FFN in that shot. Let’s indulge in a quick round of com-bare and contr-ass, shall we? The shot in the trailer: The same shot, zoomed in: Those certainly look like Kirsten’s high cheekbones and full funbags to us! What do you think? Kirsten’s career has taken a skinteresting trajectory recently; though she’s been acting in films since she was a child, she only started doing nude scenes last year, at age 28. She appeared topless in All Good Things (2010), and now we’ve (probably) got Ms. Dunst’s cunst free from its lingerie cage. Must be all of that, how you say, European influence.

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Great Nude Performances: Cecilia Pezet in Satanico Pandemonium

In honor of the sacrelicious nude movie Nude Nuns with Big Guns , all this week we’ll be paying tribute to some of the sexiest sisters ever to put on (and take off) the habit on screen. Today, we’re kicking things off with a scorching-hot performance from Mexican firebrand Cecilia Pezet , whose encounter with a naked man starts an unholy chain of erotic events in Satanico Pandemonium (1975) . Mexico is an overwhelmingly Catholic country, so tit’s only natural that audiences would thrill to the taboo of seeing ladies of the cloth get sinful on screen. In Satanico Pandemonium , also known as La Sexorcista , no less than the Devil himself drives pure, innocent (and gorgeous) Sister Maria (Cecilia Pezet) to the dark side. While gathering herbs in the fields one day, Sister Maria comes face-to-face with a naked man, who greets her and offers her an apple (Biblical reference alert!). Seeing this dude’s schlong awakens long-repressed desires in Sister Maria, who first tries to (toplessly) whip the sexy thoughts out of herself, and when that doesn’t work, gives in to the lesbian advances of another nun (who turns out to be the Devil in disguise). But her evil erotic thoughts keep getting more and more intense, leading Sister Maria to seduce first another nun and then the hapless teenage shepherd who works on the convent’s property (pulling his peter as his grandmother dozes nearby, surely one of the most awkward handjob scenes in the history of skinema). Even this doesn’t satisfy the lusts of sinful Sister Maria, leading to murder, mayhem, and a bacchnal of nude nuns (played by hooker extras recruited from the local brothel, according to screenwriter Adolfo Martinez Solares ). Satanico Pandemonium isn’t as explicit as contemporary European nunsploitation movies, which often include scenes of real lesbian action (more on those later), but Cecilia Pezet ‘s enthusiasm for the sins of the flesh (not to mention her pouty lips, cute boyish bowl cut and perky pair) really makes evil seem fun. Cecilia indulges in full frontal nudity in two separate scenes of Satanic sex, first giving a hand job to the teenage farm hand, then stripping, raping, and stabbing a fellow nun in the grip of demonic desire. Skingoria fans will also thrill to the plentiful, thoroughly Catholic imagery of topless whippings and torture. Salma Hayek ‘s character in From Dusk ‘Til Dawn was skinspired by Cecilia’s perv-formance in this nunsploitation classic- and her nude descent into demonic depravity will inspire you to do some self-flagellation, too. Are there any naughty nuns whose perv-formances you especially admire? Let us know in the comments!

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