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Annina Ucatis Is A Huge Fan

In case you haven’t been paying attention to what’s going on over there in Europe, I’m not talking about the economy crap, there’s a soccer tournament going on. And what better way to support your team than by bringing out your massive fake breasts. Here’s some chick named Annina Ucatis showing off her team colors. I don’t know who the hell she is, but I can tell that she’s a HUGE fan of Germany. I would like to scissor kid those things… With my face.

Annina Ucatis Is A Huge Fan

In case you haven’t been paying attention to what’s going on over there in Europe, I’m not talking about the economy crap, there’s a soccer tournament going on. And what better way to support your team than by bringing out your massive fake breasts. Here’s some chick named Annina Ucatis showing off her team colors. I don’t know who the hell she is, but I can tell that she’s a HUGE fan of Germany. I would like to scissor kid those things… With my face.

Annina Ucatis Busts Out The Goods Again

I’ve had pictures of this Annina Ucatis chick on the site before, I think they were from the same event, but she’s very talented upstairs so I thought I’d give her a little more airtime. In case you’re wondering, yes she is a European pornstar. Imagine that. Anyhow, you know the drill…. Big breasts, not so pretty face, but brought some extra chicks in bikinis with her equals good enough for me.

Kim Kardashian Flashes Her Spanx

Here’s Kim Kardashian out the other night in her sexy red dress giving us a nice peek at her hard working Spanx . I highly doubt that anyone is surprised that this chick wears Spanx , that ass can’t be contained by mere pantyhose, I would have thought she’d double that crap up just in case one layer failed. Dangerous. Anyhow, I didn’t really need to know all the secrets about how she keeps that big ass under control, some things should remain a secret.

Kim Kardashian Flashes Her Spanx

Here’s Kim Kardashian out the other night in her sexy red dress giving us a nice peek at her hard working Spanx . I highly doubt that anyone is surprised that this chick wears Spanx , that ass can’t be contained by mere pantyhose, I would have thought she’d double that crap up just in case one layer failed. Dangerous. Anyhow, I didn’t really need to know all the secrets about how she keeps that big ass under control, some things should remain a secret.

Annina Ucatis Seems Very Talented

Alright so in case you’re wondering, this Annina Ucatis woman is some sort of European pornstar and reality TV star. Shocking. I think we already guessed the pornstar part. This is the kind of things Europeans get on their reality TV? Awesome. It sucks over here, we’re stuck with midget farmers and douchebags with four wives. I think it’s time for a Hollywoodtuna European Vacation , I wonder if Chevy Chase is available. I’ll rinse out my American flag speedo.