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Jessica Alba Looks Sloppy When She Plays with Balls of the Day

Not only has this bitch pretty much killed her career and sex appeal while she was at her peak, but now, she’s not even trying to get the male attention that made her who she is and that helps her afford to pay her shitty fucking kid’s way. I don’t know what kind of message she’s trying to teach the kids, but it has a lot to do with giving up and putting no effort in whatsoever, hoping one day things will turn around, but when they don’t and she’s broke, she’ll always have the sex tape to fall back on, cuz even in 20 years we’d all watch that shit, even if we forget who Jessica Alba is, something I think is probably going to happen…at least that’s what this “on her period but wearing white pants anyway cuz at least it brings my boring life excitement now that I am lazy pig of a girl” outfit is screaming…. Either way, she’s playing with balls, not necessarily the balls you’d like to want to see, but I’m sure that day will come…you just gotta be patient and she’s gotta be desperate…it will happen…it always does…

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Eva Longoria Lovin Big Black Cock of the Day

Eva Longoria likes black cock because she’s got a big vagina…it is big because she had to use it so that her little immigrant Mexican ass didn’t end up cleaning hotel rooms, but instead ended up staying in hotel rooms, and all the abuse she put it through left her numb enough that the only thing she can feel is something the size of a baby’s arm….or maybe I am wrong, and she is just like every other bitch I know who is looking to get off and not for a support system, who isn’t racist but who views black dudes sexual animals who’s sole purpose is to fuck the shit out of them properly….that feels so wrong and so right all at the same time…you know, it is the resason Black on Blonde born was invented….that shit isn’t for white dudes, it’s for dirty pig women with fantasies…that Eva Longoria is living out cuz she married the motherfucker to have his dick on call… Here are her legs…watching a basketball game…something I am sure she finds to be a very erotic experience….and that’s probably why she keeps crossing and un-crossing her legs…you now cuz she doesn’t want the wetness to cause a rash…. Either way, here is some tainted meat for you idiots who used to think she was the hottest fucking thing.

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Matthew Morrison is Paid the Same as Snooki, and 5 Other Devastating TV Paycheck Comparisons

You think that your paycheck is unfair? Imagine being an Emmy-winning actress who’s being out-earned by a 16-year-old. Or even worse, put yourself in the shoes of an accomplished Broadway and television star who pulls in just as much as a spray-tanned Jersey Shore personality who’s best known for eating pickles drunk. TV Guide has put out a new list of TV’ s highest (and lowest) paid stars, and with that in mind, here are some of the worst paycheck injustices littering the airwaves.

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Matthew Morrison is Paid the Same as Snooki, and 5 Other Devastating TV Paycheck Comparisons

The Winners and Losers at Tonight’s White House State Dinner [Mi Casa Su Casa]

Eva Longoria will be attending tonight’s White House state dinner honoring Mexican President Felipe Calderon . Beyonce and George Lopez will be there, too. But not Bill Clinton. State dinner snubs: a comprehensive survey of the guest list and seating chart. More

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Here’s More Eva Longoria Parker looking absolutely glamorous in Cannes.

Eva Longoria Goes Glam

Eva Longoria looks absolutely glamorous in a white chiffon dress on the red carpet for the premiere of Robin Hood at the Palais des Festivals in Cannes , France during the annual film festival.

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Victoria Beckham and Eva Longoria Pose for LG Campaign, Battle for Bedroom Supremacy

Eva Longoria Parker and Victoria Beckham are friends in real life – but we’re about to turn them into enemies! The beauties are teaming up to shill for LG Electronics, as the company prepares the launch of the LG Lotus Elite and LG Rumor Touch cell phones. They’ll star in online videos that launch on May 3, followed by a kick-off fashion party in Los Angeles on May 24. Of course, if LG really wanted to move product, it would ditch these outfits and just have Victoria and Eva pose naked with chains . Just an idea. It got us thinking, in fact: Which of these vixens’ buttons would you rather press… if you know what we mean!

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Victoria Beckham and Eva Longoria Pose for LG Campaign, Battle for Bedroom Supremacy

Eva Longoria Should be Deported of the Day

Dirty Mexican trash Eva Longoria should be fucking deported even though she was born in America strictly based on the fact that she tried her hardest to be white and live the American dream, you know getting on TV and shit, but genetics couldn’t trick her dress size as she now looks like a dumpy piece of Mexican trash you’d expect to find cookin’ in a Hollywood home for a rich family, which brings up the real proof as to how white she tries is, because no real Mexican would hire a Mexican to do their dirty work, but I have a feeling Eva Longoria would in her quest to be white…. She can pose with our troops like she was George Bush trying to trick people forget that he is killing thousands of people in a war by saying shit like “support our troops”…but that doesn’t make her any less busted, interesting, or white American….and here are the pics… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Eva Longoria Confirms a "Thing" on Set Between Nicollette Sheridan and Marc Cherry

Appearing today on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show, Eva Longoria was asked about the lawsuit brought on this week by her former co-star, Nicollette Sheridan, against her current boss, Marc Cherry. While initially saying she doesn’t know “any of the details,” Tony Parker’s more beautiful half did proceed to open up about an incident that took place around 2008. “I know that they did have a thing on set – I guess it was a couple of years ago,” she said. “It’s so long ago, the actual incident, and I wasn’t on set when it happened,” she said. But apparently this incident had happened, and she felt it was wrong. “I am trying to get the dirt here on set, but no one’s allowed to talk about it.” Longoria referred to Cherry as “sweet” and added: “He really probably could not harm a fly.” But the actress did elaborate more on what she knows, saying: “[Nicollette] was doing a scene, and… he was showing her how to do a scene. Honestly, I wish I knew.” That seems to be the common consensus forming: Cherry and Sheridan were arguing about a scene that involved a slap, when the Desperate Housewives creator took it upon himself to physically show his star what he was looking for. That certainly makes more sense than reports that Cherry truly smacked Sheridan across the face out of anger. Such a confrontation would never have remained under the radar for this long. As always, we’ll follow up on this story when more information is available.

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Eva Longoria Confirms a "Thing" on Set Between Nicollette Sheridan and Marc Cherry

Eva Longoria — Marc Wouldn’t Harm a Fly

Eva Longoria was careful not to step on “Desperate Housewives” producer Marc Cherry’s toes today — by mostly playing possum when asked about the $20 million lawsuit filed by Nicollette Sheridan.During an interview with Ryan Seacrest on KISS FM this … Permalink

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