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He’s Steven Slater, Bitches!

Posted on November 18, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on He’s Steven Slater, Bitches!

Steven Slater has accomplished an impressive feat: he’s made Angelina Pivarnick sound like Tupac Shakur . The former Jet Blue flight attendant has somehow landed a contract with a company called Line 2. It specializes in a cell phone app that provides in-flight texting for those on airplanes that have Wi-Fi – and the first campaign features Slater rapping. Yes, rapping. This is a must-watch… for those with a strong stomach: Steven Slater Rapping Lyrics in the video above include: My name is Steven Slater… And I’m no longer blue… Now don’t be a hater… Cause you never flew. Now I’m pimping Line 2… And the killer app it is… My legal fees are paid… By the .com biz. Climb into the cockpit… And throw all the switches… Now you’re using Line 2… I’m Steven Slater bitches. We can’t even come up with a joke for this. It speaks for itself.

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Tony Parker on Erin Barry "Affair": Sexting Only!

Posted on November 18, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Tony Parker on Erin Barry "Affair": Sexting Only!

Two new revelations in the week’s top celebrity scandal: The Eva Longoria-Tony Parker divorce was in the works at least a week before Eva filed, contrary to the story some people in her camp have spread. Tony denies having sex with Erin Barry . SEXTING: A portmanteau of sex and texting, first popularized circa 2005; The act of exchanging sexually explicit messages or photos between mobile phones. Tony admits a “sexting relationship” with Erin, the estranged wife of his former Spurs teammate Brent Barry, but nothing more, and says even that ended months ago. Parker sources insist, “They never had a physical relationship.” As for Eva’s ” revenge filing ” that supposedly blindsided Tony, new reports suggest that’s not true, and that he was aware she would file the papers in Los Angeles. As for her motivation in doing so, that’s still up for debate . Not only was the Eva Longoria-Tony Parker divorce a foregone conclusion, but it was timed to coincide with the Us Weekly cover story about it. Just bizarre. As for why Tony and Eva are telling different stories about the divorce, a close friend of Tony’s puts it simply: “She was into the whole PR thing. He wasn’t.” Eva’s people say Tony’s story is untrue … with one source saying they “were still talking about working out the marriage up until the morning she filed.” The long and short of it: Who was planning what and when depend on who you ask, as does whether Tony put it to Erin Barry. But it’s definitely over.

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Eva and Tony — Tats a Huge Problem

Posted on November 18, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Eva and Tony — Tats a Huge Problem

Filed under: Tony Parker , Eva Longoria , Dirty Divorces Eva Longoria and Tony Parker didn’t just trade vows when they got married — they also got permanent displays of affection tatted on their bods — but now that the marriage is off, will the ink follow? Both Eva and Tony had Roman numerals tatted on… Read more

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Eva/Tony Divorce — He Wanted To File; Denies Sex

Posted on November 18, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Eva/Tony Divorce — He Wanted To File; Denies Sex

Filed under: Eva Longoria , Tony Parker , Brent Barry , Erin Barry , Celebrity Justice Sources tell TMZ … the divorce between Eva Longoria and Tony Parker was in the works for at least a week before Eva filed, contrary to the story Eva’s people are telling. And Tony denies he ever had sex with an ex-teammate’s wife. Sources connected… Read more

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Eva Longoria & Tony Parker: Divorce Rumor Untrue!

Posted on November 16, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Eva Longoria & Tony Parker: Divorce Rumor Untrue!

Less than an hour ago, we reported that Eva Longoria and Tony Parker were splitting after three years of marriage, and that Tony filed for divorce in Texas. Now her rep says it’s completely false! Two clerks at the Bexar County Courthouse in Texas told TMZ the case was filed and sealed by a family law judge, but Eva’s rep says Tony did not file. The San Antonio Spurs star does not even have a divorce lawyer, she says, and another clerk now says no such divorce case has crossed her desk. Eva Longoria (no longer Parker) is back on the market! The Desperate Housewives actress and the San Antonio Spurs star married back in July 2007, and has his initials and jersey number tattooed on her body. Longoria was to appear at the taping of Anderson Cooper’s CNN Heroes of 2010 special this weekend, but canceled, sparking rumors something was up. Fortunately, it looks like the rumors, however they started, simply spiraled out of control and people jumped the gun. Hopefully, they’re happy as ever!

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Eva Longoria: There’s No Divorce

Posted on November 16, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Eva Longoria: There’s No Divorce

Filed under: Eva Longoria , Tony Parker , Celebrity Justice , TMZ Sports , Dirty Divorces A rep for Eva Longoria tells TMZ our story that Tony Parker filed for divorce is not true. TMZ reported that Tony had filed for divorce.

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Eva Longoria’s Uncomfortable See Through Top

Posted on August 17, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know much about women’s brassieres, I’ve only ever worn one once and it’s a long story involving several strippers and more than a few vodka red bulls, but I’m not sure they’re supposed to fit like this. Here’s Eva Longoria in a nice see through top with her little Desperate boobies stuffed way too tightly into a tiny bra. Poor little things. This does not look very comfortable for those girls, lose the training bra and let them run free like nature intended.

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Eva Longoria’s Shitty Little Kid Tits of the Day

Posted on August 17, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know 12 year olds at the local pool who have better tits than this. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t check out 12 year olds on a sexual level, I just have eyes and they have bikinis on. I also don’t hate small tits, I just don’t like when they look pubescent, like the little bee stings I didn’t find hot back when I was in elementary school, and that I don’t find hot now, especially on a grown woman…. Seriously, I don’t know if I am getting my point across properly. I love small tits. I have cum on flat chested girls, a-cup girls, b-cup girls, E-cup girls, and I’ve got no issue with small tits, there’s just something weird going on here as the shit is jacked up on her chest, whether from the bra or the shirt or just shitty tits…but I figure I had no choice but to post this weirdness…esepecially since it’s on a bitch who should be stripping or cleaning hotel rooms and not a Hollywood star making Mexicans look bad…or at least look awkward cuz these tits aren’t right…they are fucking strange.

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Eva Longoria Shows Off Her Pink

Posted on August 17, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Eva Longoria looking kinda good while wasting time in between filming scenes from that Desperate Old Ladies show of hers. I’m amazed this crap is still on TV. Anyhow, my mom editor thought the title to this post was a little too provocative for a Tuesday morning, but I assured her I wasn’t trying to make it dirty or anything, I was just pointing out a common euphemism for a woman’s vagina.

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Rihanna Needs to Change her Clothes of the Day

Posted on August 16, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have seen the same pictures of Rihanna grabbing her nasty pussy from the last 6 months. It’s like bitch can’t afford a new costume for her stupid stage show, like so many strippers before her, and this one trick pony is on fucking repeat, doing the same dancing monkey act from town to town, without fluxuating the shit in any fucking way, cuz that would require actual work, when it’s just easier to be a pawn who is making a hell of a lot of people a hell of a lot more money than she’s making herself…. But compared to her Bajan friends, she’s doin’ alright, cuz they wear the same outfits everyday too, only they don’t get paid stupid money to, they just do it cuz they can’t afford to buy anything else…..so I guess I get where she’s coming from….but I still think she’s should at least get this shit in another color or something, cuz the 3 people who like jerking off to Rihanna cuz they haven’t got annoyed of her despite her being played the fuck out, need some variety when new pics of her pussy grabbing stage show surface….Seriously fucking dull. She needs to be dropped off on the island to see how the girls there fend for themselves and how they grab their pussies for white tourists to get ahead, she needs to get a little perspective and remember the effort it took to get where she is today…..cuz she’s lost that…she’s done gone got lazy… Change your fucking clothes…..you fucking pig…

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