Eva Mendes is amazing because she knows her place in Hollywood. She’s hot…but no hotter than thousands of other spic bitches…sure she’s got better tits than most…spic bitches are known to need implants….but if you were to go to the strip club in any town in America…you’d probably find one almost as good…you see it is a numbers game and 50% of the American population is gonna be hispanic soon….don’t blame me…blame the other Jesus…it is a catholic thing… That said, she’s decided to not work the stripclub, but to work the movies as a stripper, and she looks great doing it….I’m a fan… Here she is in Marie Claire UK….
“Next week I’ll teach you how to live like Ryan Gosling. This will involve you getting in a time machine, going back in time, becoming more talented than you currently are, working yourself through the ranks of Hollywood, then dating Eva Mendes.” Don’t forget about breaking up a street fight ! [via The Awl ]
Shouldn’t this bitch be on set somewhere showing off her great tits as the token hispanic who gets naked in movies and shows off her great tits…what’s this walking on the street, talking on her phone all about…not to mention she’s dressed like a fucking farmer’s daughter, and not the good kind, out to milk the fucking cows like a prairie bitch…who just got kicked in the face by a mule…
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I don’t know why I am supposed to care that LeAnn Rimes married the guy she left her gay husband for and homewrecked his home with this bitch, to get what she wanted… Yes, it’s obvious that the ex is much better looking than LeAnn Rimes and her SLUT implants . Yes, it doesn’t make sense why anyone would leave this for LeAnn Rimes, but guys do crazy things when their bitches are pregnant and disgusting to look at, especially when rich and famous pussy comes knocking on their boy band, with pent up pussy frustration from being married to a gay dude , making his boy band soap opera acting penis excited… See, we don’t know how this Brandy bitch fucks, we don’t know how annoying she is, we don’t know whether she was his groupie he has no respect for and accidentally knocked up, we don’t know if LeAnn Rimes owns his cock, or if his cock owns her and she does anything it tells her to do…..We don’t know that busted face aside, LeAnn Rimes knows how to get down well enough to say “fuck that other bitch, I’m onto this Christian bad girl shit”….and really why bother specualting… But we do know that his ex, this Brandy Bitch, is far better looking, homewrecked or not, attention seeking to get her 5 minutes cuz of their marriage or not, short shorts bent over, even though she’s a mom or not…especially with her injury, cuz chasing a bitch in a cast down a dark alley for sex is always an easier game to play for a fat guy like me and that’s all I have to say about that…
Christina Aguilera wore what could be a night gown, or maybe it’s a bed sheet that just looks like a night gown cuz she’s so fat, to the Ellen Show. There’s a few reason for this, and the main one is that Fat girls like dressing slutty and like showing off tit to get noticed, especially for lesbians, cuz lesbians are the perfect balance of perverted and accepting, cuz they don’t objectify women like men do, they are the place ugly goes to get laid, when men are too asshole to go down that pussy…. Sure Lesbians are the fucking devil when it comes to guys like me, they want to gather and burn me like the KKK burned black in the south, ripping my pathetic penis off and laughing at it collectively, but when it comes to things with vaginas, they are very fucking forgiving…. Not that it matters….
Does the carpet match the dress? Safe route cuz she knows her period is coming…or maybe it already came and bitch just has a heavy flow…Those spics all fertile and shit…maybe that’s why she looks so medicated… None of that matters, what does matter is that she’s not naked, while her entire career was based on her getting naked…and I just don’t like seeing a confidence in herself that makes her think she can get away with not being naked…. That’s all I have to say about that.
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Filed under: Eva Mendes , Celebrity Justice Cops raced over to Eva Mendes ‘ home in the Hollywood Hills on Christmas morning after the actress called 911 … scared someone had broken into her home … someone who didn’t use the chimney. TMZ has learned Mendes made the call around 3:40 AM on Xmas… Read more
